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Things you expect to see in rural Ireland

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    #692
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    The Corrs knacker drinking in a field...............Jim trying to kiss his sisiters!


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    #693
    Celly Smunt
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    benwavner wrote: »
    The Corrs knacker drinking in a field...............Jim trying to kiss his sisiters!

    if i was Jim i would too


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    #694
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    if i was Jim i would too


    So would I...


    ..If their father had not got there first! :eek:


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    #695
    owenc
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    benwavner wrote: »
    The Corrs knacker drinking in a field...............Jim trying to kiss his sisiters!

    Its really not like that.


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    #696
    Indubitable
    Registered Users Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    benwavner wrote: »
    The Corrs knacker drinking in a field...............Jim trying to kiss his sisiters!

    Impossible. Jim no longer leaves his security bunker fearing for UFOs and the new world order


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    #697
    thetonynator
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    owenc wrote: »
    God... :eek:


    WTF??


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    #698
    tommyhaas
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    Winty wrote: »
    Short Memories

    Garda McCabe gets killed, Kerry people vote for a TD that supports his Killers?

    WTF Kerry People ?

    So maybe the Kerry Jokes have something in them

    http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Ferris-condemned-for-meeting-McCabe.5533712.jp

    Surely Kerry deserves its own thread here, not really fair to lump the rest of the country folk in with that circus of rapist/murderer/jackie healy rae supporting headcases


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    #699
    Indubitable
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    tommyhaas wrote: »
    Surely Kerry deserves its own thread here, not really fair to lump the rest of the country folk in with that circus of rapist/murderer/jackie healy rae supporting headcases

    I agree, as for cork...It needs its own forum


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    #700
    thetonynator
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    kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »
    I agree, as for cork...It needs its own forum


    There is a cork regional forum, its there to try keep the cork people locked up so that we dont have to deal with them on the rest of the site. Occasionally one escapes with entertaining results ( feeky mcgee ;))


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    #701
    I Play Guitar What Have You Done
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    benwavner wrote: »
    So would I...


    ..If their father had not got there first! :eek:

    Ahh if you were Jim they would be your sisters. :confused:


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    #702
    who the fug
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    There is a cork regional forum, its there to try keep the cork people locked up so that we dont have to deal with them on the rest of the site. Occasionally one escapes with entertaining results ( feeky mcgee ;))

    Ahem Cork has two forums


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    #703
    thetonynator
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    who the fug wrote: »
    Ahem Cork has two forums


    The more the better, less chance of exposure to Cork people!!!:pac::pac::pac:


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    #704
    who the fug
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    The more the better, less chance of exposure to Cork people!!!:pac::pac::pac:

    We have operatives world wide


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    #705
    whadabouchasir
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    who the fug wrote: »
    We have operatives world wide
    They're not exactly hard to spot though.


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    #706
    thetonynator
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    whadabouchasir wrote: »
    They're not exactly hard to spot though.


    The accent and declarations about the peoples republic of cork tend to give it away slightly . . .:pac:


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    #707
    questionmark?
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    tommyhaas wrote: »
    Surely Kerry deserves its own thread here, not really fair to lump the rest of the country folk in with that circus of rapist/murderer/jackie healy rae supporting headcases

    Your right. Luckily there is nowhere else in the country where a circus of rapist/murderer/<insert FF/SF/IND/FG/GP politician of choice here> supporting headcases around!


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    #708
    blue5000
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    a blind man driving home from mass with a funeral of cars behind him because they all know who it is but can't pass him out....

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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    #709
    tommyhaas
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    The accent and declarations about the peoples republic of cork tend to give it waway slightly . . .:pac:

    Usually seen in a starbucks shouting 'Any barrys tea boi' at an eastern european waitress with a look of confusion on here face


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    #710
    cailinardthair
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    tommyhaas wrote: »
    Usually seen in a starbucks shouting 'Any barrys tea boi' at an eastern european waitress with a look of confusion on here face
    Nah it would be lyon's!!! plus you can't beat a good old cup of tea!!!


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    #711
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    cailinardthair wrote: »
    plus you can't beat a good old cup of tea!!!
    Truer words never spoken.


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    #712
    who the fug
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    The accent and declarations about the peoples republic of cork tend to give it waway slightly . . .:pac:

    Not when they speak Dutch, Finnish, English, French, Dainish, Portugese, Spainish, Arabic and Chinese

    The PROC are the cover for the sleepers

    Be afraid


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    #713
    mariaf24
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    A poster on the window of the 'local' pub saying:

    Saturday Night - Crystal Swing

    :pac:


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    #714
    MidlandsM
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    Dogging.


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    #715
    mariaf24
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    MidlandsM wrote: »
    Dogging.

    Down with that sort of thing. Careful now!


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    #716
    thetonynator
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    who the fug wrote: »
    Not when they speak Dutch, Finnish, English, French, Dainish, Portugese, Spainish, Arabic and Chinese

    The PROC are the cover for the sleepers

    Be afraid


    I think they speak english anyway???:pac:


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    #717
    Indubitable
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    I think they speak english anyway???:pac:

    Whatever language they speak, I can never understand it...


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    #718
    bookworm2
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭bookworm2


    a car full of dublin lads stopped in the middle of the road in a three hour state of confusion because "ders no round-a- bouttt!!:cool:


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    #719
    Indubitable
    Registered Users Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    what?:confused:


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    #720
    2manyconditions
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    Sam Kade wrote: »
    So you can see people looking out through a window with net curtains?

    Stop arguing with me on this - its annoying*, don't read into every detail. :p

    They push the curtins back see cause they are nosey and don't have any shame in being obvious about it. Esp the auld wans. Man, they are really nosey! Some people have a good gawk out at the front door.

    Some people only talk to you to find out who you are and why your in town.


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    #721
    Chicken Run
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    someone borrowing your wheelie bin cos it's the only thing big enough to salt a pig in......!!!


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