Things you expect to see in the big smoke (Dublin) and other major cities in Ireland.

alwaysadub

Litter
Fights

reallyrose

The G.P.O.

demakinz

junkies asking for a smoke and money at bus stops.
thousands of metros littered all over the place.

thetonynator

Didnt we have this thread a few days ago???

IBTM!!

mikemac

Hundreds of thousands of culchies who managed to find jobs.
Mainly in the "city centre" as per the signposts, not "town".

And who are not quite sure what the "corpo" is since its been Dublin City Council since 2002!

bazmaiden

young girls wearing tight leggings and just a belt that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

its just wrong

bonerm

Boggers staring up in the air at our 4-storey buildings.

rednik

More tracksuits than the Olympic village.

flanzer

Boggers looking for directions to the Red Cow Inn or Barry's hotel

ScumLord

Crime, people knocking the crap out of each other during the middle of the day (on a busy main street) more crime, junkies, pollution, crime, off road vehicles clearly driving on the road with women that quiet obviously have never been near a farm, homeless people and em, crime.

RolandIRL

a shower of cnuts wrecking the country.

drunkmonkey

Shemales

Mint Sauce

security staff guarding takeaway toilets

Super-Rush

thetonynator wrote: »

Didnt we have this thread a few days ago???

IBTM!!

Merged.

starbelgrade

People with Sat Navs in their cars which they have to use when they are on the side of the city they don't live in.

Doyler92

bazmaiden wrote: »

young girls wearing tight leggings and just a belt that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

its just wrong

You really should have kept that to yourself.

muffy

People from outside Dublin who moved to Dublin but complain constantly about Dublin.


Pints/Sandwiches/ etc for cheap if you know where to go and don't just go into the first shop you see.

The odd bit of culture and people with taste.


Someone you know - its impossible to go to town without running into someone you know.

minister poxbottle

hoards of muck savages trying to make their way to the RDS for the annual bogger show

ScumLord

muffy wrote: »

Someone you know - its impossible to go to town without running into someone you know.

Wow that never happens out here in the small towns.

stovelid

bazmaiden wrote: »

young girls wearing tight leggings and just a belt that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

its just wrong

Don't stare at their crotches then?

danbohan

feelingstressed wrote: »

Hundreds of thousands of culchies who managed to find jobs.
Mainly in the "city centre" as per the signposts, not "town".

And who are not quite sure what the "corpo" is since its been Dublin City Council since 2002!

Hundreds of thousands of culchies who managed to find jobs.
+
hundreds of thousands of dubs that did not,

mikom

bazmaiden wrote: »

that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

Could be worse............ could be a moose-knuckle.

starbelgrade

Taximen, who when you tell them where you want to go, ask you where that is.

Lando Griffin

The biggest lamp post in the country.

muffy

ScumLord wrote: »

Wow that never happens out here in the small towns.

Of course it happens in small towns, point being Dublin, for example, is a primate city and thus one would expect to spend a day in the city centre without running into someone they know... normally run into someone though.

questionmark?

A bus on top of another bus.

Culchies sitting with the skangers on the top of the bus sitting on top of another bus.

The big issue been offered off roma with gold teeth.

Litter

Skangers

Traffic jams

Both skangers and lunstur people who thinks anybody outside the pale is a farmer.

Skangars not actually knowing what a farmer is!

Farmers on a day trip with the wife.

A bleeding big pole in the middle of the street.

Skangers pissing on this big pole while robbing american tourists.

Nobodys walking down grafton street thinking there somebody when their a nobody who is reapuuuting 1st yurr like of Trinuuuuty for the 4th time like

mikom

muffy wrote: »

Dublin, for example, is a primate city

You got that right..........

muffy

mikom wrote: »

You got that right..........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_city
I'm sure that wasn't really neccesary

mikom

muffy wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_city
I'm sure that wasn't really neccesary

Shhh.. don't spoil it.

cailinardthair

Having a huge tooth pick in the middle of the street

epgc3fyqirnbsx

People with superiority complexes who assume that if you are not from a certain address then you are ill-informed and uneducated

Howayas walking around in their pyjamas all day

People with 'dublin heads'

stovelid

Michael Bitter Rotation wrote: »

People with superiority complexes who assume that if you are not from a certain address then you are ill-informed and uneducated

Michael Bitter Rotation wrote: »

Howayas walking around in their pyjamas all day

Michael Bitter Rotation wrote: »

People with 'dublin heads'

.

ScumLord

danbohan wrote: »

Hundreds of thousands of culchies who managed to find jobs.
+
hundreds of thousands of dubs that did not,

Score!

muffy wrote: »

Of course it happens in small towns, point being Dublin, for example, is a primate city and thus one would expect to spend a day in the city centre without running into someone they know... normally run into someone though.

That's an Irish thing, I've been throughout Europe and I'm constantly running into people I know or that know me or my family or that live fairly close to me.

BumbleB

cailinardthair wrote: »

Having a huge tooth pick in the middle of the street

You dont know nothing boss ,thats a bleedin' huoge hypodermic syringe ,there bud.

bazmaiden

bazmaiden wrote: »

young girls wearing tight leggings and just a belt that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

its just wrong

What's wrong is looking at 14 year old's in such a way to spot the cameltoe.

BumbleB

2/3 of the culchie population.

recylingbin

People in shops in pyjamas.
Junkies scabbing 'spare change'.
Squad cars outside shopping centres.
Orange women.
Men, covered in urine, muttering to themselves on street corners.
Very clean off-road vehicles.
Groups of girls talking in strange nasally accents.
Rugby gheys.

ntlbell

some red faced culchie c*nt looking for a job

Is this a daily thread?

drunkmonkey

Loads and Loads of Metro Sexuals

fontanalis

ntlbell wrote: »

some red faced culchie c*nt looking for a job

That skangers can't do; and hot spanish chicks.

Zombienosh

****e

SadieSue

Buildings, cars and people. I win the thread! yay!

Brendog

in summer......Spanish People walking slowly and blocking paths

OhThePenguin

Day-glo clothing.

sam34

people who drive landrovers despite not owning more than 0.25 of an acre of land

bazza1

Pedestrians with phones/ipods welded to their ears.

easyeason3

Buggies, lots of them.

Wimmin named 'Cinta pushing said buggy while smoking a fag.

The_Kew_Tour

Dublin people

The_Kew_Tour

ntlbell wrote: »

some red faced culchie c*nt looking for a job

Well it's better then some person scratching their hole and doing fook all and drawing dole while they stay in bed all day.

Lazy bastards