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    #62
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I <3 Hello Kitty!


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    #63
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Well hello Jenny!


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    #64
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw12oUzYYA

    ^^ I used to enjoy the internet before these sort of people started horning in on it. :(


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    #65
    Aids By Google
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Aids By Google


    /Her?? She is so such a bitch! Always talking about people behind their back!


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    #66
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Why cant I find a man with a decent size mickey these days?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #67
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    wakes up

    play with boobs


    that is all/


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    #68
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bonerm wrote: »
    ^^ I used to enjoy the internet before these sort of people started horning in on it. :(

    You mean girls?


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    #69
    Aids By Google
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Aids By Google


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Why cant I find a man with a decent size mickey these days?

    I think you have little or no understanding of women but thoughts pre conceived by porn and lads mags.

    tbh.


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    #70
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Aids By Google wrote: »
    I think you have little or no understanding of women but thoughts pre conceived by porn and lads mags.

    tbh.
    *Note to self*

    Aidsbygoogle is appointed spokeswoman for every woman in the world.


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    #71
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Girl "If you dont want to do it then ill have to do it myself." Man "Pfft Ok so" scratch scratch. 1/2 Hour later, girl" I thought I told you to (insert task) and look you ((couldnt get it done) or (couldn do it right.) )Thats the last time ill ask you to (insert task)" Two weeks later same story


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    #72
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    You mean girls?

    Nah, people who start their video diaries with an exaggerated "hey guys!"

    Speaking of which, how come this sexy-beast didn't make it onto that clip? :confused: I'd love to get my hands on his big collection! Oh baby.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAOnLccl2c


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    #73
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    I had sex with my boyfriend ,he didn't use protection and I'm not on the pill. My period is late ,Could I be pregnant ?


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    #74
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I am just going to write Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead now. Later I might discover radium, or maybe become a major leader in the civil rights movement.

    Cheesy, but this thread is a little bit misogynistic.


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    #75
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hi, I'm 16, Female, and Horny! (The elusive internet female that doesn't exist)

    Do I look fat?

    Is my bum big?

    I can't eat that, it'll go straight to my tighs

    I don't care that it's winter, I have to smear tan all over me.

    Men are bastards

    I'm a woman and I'm drunk..............WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!.........*smash*..........whoops, I broke yer man's thing.......oh well, I'm a woman, what can he do?.................I'll get my boyfriend to punch him up if he talks back to me.................I'm a woman............WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!................*smash*

    I'm gonna go out tonight and flirt with some poor sap so he'll buy me drink all night long, then at the end of it I'll tell him I have a boyfriend just to see his reaction! LOL!

    Who was that bitch you were talking to, huh? You wanna fùck her, is that it? You wanna fùck her, you prick!?!..................I don't care if she was 60, I know you wanted to fùck her, leave me alone and never call me again.

    Why haven't you called me!?!

    Lad Mags are so sad, the guys who read them are pathetic.................OH MY GOD!!! A new issue of Closer with a story on fears of Cheryl Cole gaining weight after being caught eating a Snickers..........ha! I knew it, the fat bitch!

    Who the hell is David Attenborough!?! Only nerds watch that boring stuff, turn it over to Grey's Anatomy!!

    Hi, I'd like a Quarter Pounder, cheese-curry chips................and a Diet-Coke.

    Woman: *sigh* Oh girls, I wish a guy would ask ME on a date.
    Guy: Hi, how are you? My name is..........
    Woman: Get away from me, you freak!
    Woman #2: Weirdo!
    Woman #3: Pervert!
    Woman #4: Fùck off you ugly prick!
    All women start cackling
    Guy: Jesus Christ!!

    I could go on........ :pac:


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    #76
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Later I might discover radium,

    Give me a call if you need a hand opening any of those jars of Radium.....


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    #77
    Aids By Google
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Aids By Google


    Bonito wrote: »
    *Note to self*

    Aidsbygoogle is appointed spokeswoman for every woman in the world.

    I am a girl after all :)


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    #78
    Mr Cawley
    Registered Users Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    i'm crying and i don't know why


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    #79
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Who wants to pound my Vag!!!!!


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    #80
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I am just going to write Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead now.


    Don't forget to go hat shopping inbetween.


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    #81
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Who wants to pound my Vag!!!!!

    Only if I get a written guarantee you won't tell me any of your emotional shite for a week.


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    #82
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Aids By Google wrote: »
    I am a girl after all :)
    Pics or GTFO. :)


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    #83
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Cheesy, but this thread is a little bit misogynistic.

    True.
    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I am just going to write Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead now.

    But that's still a low blow.


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    #84
    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    That Jennifer is such a backstabbing two faced bitch! Always bitching about everyone! and look at that ugly dress she's wearing, Gawd!

    Oh Hi Jennifer!, loving that dress girl!


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    #85
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Nodin wrote: »
    Only if I get a written guarantee you won't tell me any of your emotional shite for a week.

    Ooh, strap-on. (according to the thread title.)

    We can sit around smoking cigarettes talking about how all men are pigs and bastards instead of talking about emotions.


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    #86
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO. :)

    Females wouldn't say that to each other:pac:


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    #87
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Females wouldn't say that to each other:pac:
    I'm a lesbian! :p


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    #88
    yuloni
    Registered Users Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭yuloni


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    yuloni
    Registered Users Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭yuloni


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    #90
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Krieg wrote: »
    That Jennifer is such a backstabbing two faced bitch! Always bitching about everyone! and look at that ugly dress she's wearing, Gawd!

    'Now I don't mean to be nasty....BUT (insert far too detailed story of other woman with prolapse and resulting issues here)'


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    #91
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm a lesbian! :p

    Sure aren't we all at least once? ;)


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