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In this thread pretend to be female

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    #92
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Sure aren't we all at least once? ;)
    Well I've always loved the vag so once and only for me. Dunno about you. Maybe you should try it. :p


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    #93
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Lolz at all the lonely single men


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    #94
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Oh do you want to go out this weekend? Because I don't.
    Oh you don't want to go out this weekend? But I do.

    No chips for me thanks. I'll eat some of his.

    Do you mind if you shut up while I watch my programmes but I chat to you while you watch yours?


    I have no clothes.


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    #95
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    DigiGal wrote: »
    Lolz at all the lonely single men
    How'd you work that one out?


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    #96
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    Well I've always loved the vag so once and only for me. Dunno about you. Maybe you should try it. :p

    Who said i already haven't?:pac:


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    #97
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Who said i already haven't?:pac:
    TMI. :D


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    #98
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Forky wrote: »


    I have no clothes.

    After looking through piles and piles of clothes.

    Woman: I need to get black shoes!
    Man : You already have black shoes.
    Woman : Ha yeah,and you think I'm going to wear them again?After I seen *such and such* wearing them last weekend?pffft..


    Watches sex and the city.
    Talks about how their lives are the same as horseface and the rest of them.


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    #99
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Bonito wrote: »
    TMI. :D

    No such thing where some girls are concerned. Unfortunatley!


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    #100
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Well, if you don't know, then I can't tell you!!!!


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    #101
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Bonito wrote: »
    How'd you work that one out?

    She goes to the same places as them.


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    #102
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    I'm going to wear revealing clothing and act shocked and disgusted when I attract attention
    I'm lovin it


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    #103
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    Who shall I meet tonight ,David ,Paul or Trevor ?.


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    #104
    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    When offered a drink,orders 2 vodka's and one redbull,so not to waste the red bull.

    TBH,I'm still confused over that one.


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    #105
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Feeling fat... eats cake to make self feel better.

    Notice problem... moan about it until someone else fixes it.

    I am female, is that cheating?


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    #106
    Tilt Gone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Tilt Gone


    No I won't have anything from the shop I'm not hungry.(*returns from shop*) i'll just have a bite or two of your sandwhich thanks.

    I am incapable of putting out the bins because it's the mans job. Men are such sexist pigs!!

    I couldn't be arsed to buy a new razor so i just used yours to shave my legs/armpits etc.

    I couldn't possibly drink from a pint glass. Why don't you just spend the night walking to and from the bar to get me glasses of beer instead.

    i hate your friends. They are a bad influence on you and i especially can't stand Kevin. Why don't you ever ask me if i want to come out when your going out with Kevin?

    Why should i be expected to know anything about the car?? i only drive it every day of my life!!!

    Your mother hates me.

    Your dad loves me.

    I cant believe how much wait I've put on. Pass me another snickers.

    You stand there in the underwear department while I spend an hour fitting on these clothes. When i ask your opinion unless your answer is positive I shall sulk for the rest of the day. Oh and you can be brutally honest I don't care.

    Me feet are killing me in these shoes that are a size too small for me.

    I know what your thinking. I never know what your thinking.

    Yeah you said that but I know you really mean this.


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    #107
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Woman thinks to herself ''My god the state of that top Sandra's wearing it makes her look fat''

    Then when talking to her,''Hi Sandra, lovely top where did you get it''


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    #108
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    He never satisfies me.


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    #109
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    I'm having a fat day :P


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    #110
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    I don't mind kissing my girlfriends.


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    #111
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Yes, that was me you saw at the party last night, sitting at the bottom of the stairs crying my eyes out, and I can't remember why and I probably didn't know why at the time. Anyway, after a while I stopped crying, went to the bathroom to tidy myself up and when I came back, there was another girl sitting on the stairs crying her eyes out for no apparent reason...


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    #112
    mick_jt
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭mick_jt


    Im not saying anything, if you really loved me then you would've known what is wrong with this thread!!!


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    #113
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    /Lies on back for the duration with the lights out


    "He's bad in bed"


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    #114
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    God I fancy him rotten ,he hasn't tried to kiss me ,he definitely must be gay.


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    #115
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    He's talking to his mother. I think he's cheating on me.


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    #116
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    His mother is a cúnt


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    #117
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    This thread makes me happy to be a girl!


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    #118
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    No really you're the best I've ever had and its the biggest I've ever seen


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    #119
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Piste wrote: »
    This thread makes me happy to be a girl!

    It makes me ashamed to be associated with the people that are perceived to be like this....


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    #120
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Loving the illogical replies!

    All men are baxtards.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #121
    Drops of Jupiter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭Drops of Jupiter


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Cheesy, but this thread is a little bit misogynistic.

    At least someone has the balls to point out the obvious! While some of the posts are amusing as usual there is a huge under current of misogny running through this thread like any AH thread. But try and point that out as another poster said it's like saying the emperor has no clothes!

    Hope your fragile male egos are all feeling better now that you have had your little vent! Real men secure in their masculinity would not feel the need to slag off women so much!


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