In this thread pretend to be female

Toto Wolfcastle

I think this thread is great.

alwaysadub

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

At least someone has the balls to point out the obvious! While some of the posts are amusing as usual there is a huge under current of misogny running through this thread like any AH thread. But try and point that out as another poster said it's like saying the emperor has no clothes!

Hope your fragile male egos are all feeling better now that you have had your little vent! Real men secure in their masculinity would not feel the need to slag off women so much!

Welcome to the internet my friend.

K-9

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

Real men secure in their masculinity would not feel the need to slag off women so much!

Real women secure in their femininity, would not feel the need to slag off men so much.

Sense of humour is sooooo last season.

Tar.Aldarion

/logs in as Tar.Aldarion



*dusts hands, all done*






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mr.spids

i wish i could get up on myself me soo horny

Drops of Jupiter

K-9 wrote: »

Real women secure in their femininity, would not feel the need to slag off men so much.

Thanks for that great insight, feminity is obviously very valued in AH!

Sense of humour is sooooo last season.

Oh yes, I forgot this is AH so that's the excuse for the great wit and "humour"!

Thomas828

/logs in as Tammy828

4zn76tysfajdxp

Real men secure in their masculinity would not feel the need to slag off women so much!

Piste

stupidusername wrote: »

It makes me ashamed to be associated with the people that are perceived to be like this....

My line of thinking is: I'm so unlike all the perceptions of females in this thread that clearly I'm one in a million and a worthwhile catch for any man

Nulty

Look at her and her silky hair and big boobs and smooth skin...bitch!

alwaysadub

Piste wrote: »

My line of thinking is: I'm so unlike all the perceptions of females in this thread that clearly I'm one in a million and a worthwhile catch for any man

I like your way of thinking:D

Tar.Aldarion

'do whatever you want'

means you're ****ed and not in teh good way


Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you fool!

We need to talk = I need to complain

ntlbell

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

Oh yes, I forgot this is AH so that's the excuse for the great wit and "humour"!

boys eh :rolleyes:

K-9

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

Oh yes, I forgot this is AH so that's the excuse for the great wit and "humour"!

Was that a generalisation? Biatch!

Panthro

think its time me and me oul boobies make a nice cuppa tea.

TheTosh

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

'do whatever you want'

means you're ****ed and not in teh good way


Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you fool!

We need to talk = I need to complain

Couldn't hit nail on the head any more if you tried. Excellent post

Tar.Aldarion

So many posts in this thread making me laugh and have bad memories :pac:

'if you don't know THEN I CANT TELL YOU'

ordering diet coke with massive calorie food

I'm going out for the night with my "friends", any of whom are missing will be insulted and bitched about for the next 5 hours.

never call me again. - Why haven't you called me!?!

I have no clothes.


I couldn't be arsed to buy a new razor so i just used yours to shave my legs/armpits etc.

i hate your friends. They are a bad influence on you and i especially can't stand Kevin. Why don't you ever ask me if i want to come out when your going out with Kevin?

Must not order the chips. Must find boyfriend who likes chips so I can rob his.


all gold


get yer own chips :mad:

Snowie

I'm havign my peroid you insensitive bastard

Seloth

NO!

^lol that has to be the best!

Bottle_of_Smoke

Im spending a small fortune on getting my hair done, fake tan applied, teeth whitened, new clothes and buying expensive make up because I'm too f*cking lazy to spend 3 hours a week in a gym and genuinely look good

Deus Ex Machina

mikom wrote: »

Give me a call if you need a hand opening any of those jars of Radium.....

There may have been a misunderstanding, I can open the jars myself, I am a man with a rippling six pack, arms like tree trunks and pectorals like upturned soup bowls. I was merely sticking up for the female gender in the face of all these angst ridden phallocrats.

mikom

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

and pectorals like upturned soup bowls.

Made in Taiwan printed on their base......?

OutlawPete

*Woman gets slapped by a man in a movie*

"There really is far too much misogynistic violence in films. It sends all the wrong signals to young girls. They will grow up believing that it is acceptable for men to treat them like that in real life."

*Man gets slapped or kneed in the testicles by a woman in a movie*

All women in cinema whoop and clap while laughing hysterically.

PK2008

Is it weird that this thread has made me love women even more?

mr.spids

funny thread hA HA

Wade in the Sea

For the girls getting upset here: It's the fact that you are all so nuts we love you. Opposites attract. And you smell nice too :D

starbelgrade

Just because I choose never to parallel park, doesn't mean that I can't.

ElaElaElano

*Watching TV, ad's are on*

Babe will you go to Boots please and get me those weight loss pills, they look brilliant!

-You don't need to lose any weight though, seriously.

-You're so ignorant! I am NOT going on holidays and lying on a beach like this! Are you mad! I have to lose ALL this excess fat, it's important to me.

-Sigh, you're the boss then. I'll pop down to Boots on Jervis Street in half an hour, ok?

-Awh thanks babe, here will you get garlic cheese chips on the way home....



True story.

CorsetIsTight

I have never watched any of the soaps.
I have never read any of the gossip magazines.
I always have at least one book on the go, but have never read anything that could be classified as chick-lit.
When I followed Formula 1, I used to get up at 3am to watch the Australian race live, rather than wait for the repeat.
I don't own and have never used a hair straightener.
I don't use fake tan.
Since I left home I have worked and supported myself financially.
Among other things, I can double-dig, wire a plug, sharpen a knife, change a tyre, use a drill, put up a shelf, and map a network drive. (Although not all at the same time.)
I can read a map.
I can have an orgasm if I want one, even if I already had five in the previous fifteen minutes.



And if someone does start an "In this thread pretend to be male" thread, I'll just copy & paste the above into it.

Except for that last thing on the list.

Dudess

"I don't need a man to help me with anything :mad:... Oops, got a flat tyre - ew... don't wanna be getting covered in dirt, plus I don't even know how to change a tyre anyway. Hey there... how you doin'?! Can ya change my tyre please?!"

/eyelash flutter, pout, breast thrust