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In this thread pretend to be female
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CorsetIsTight wrote: »I have never watched any of the soaps.
I have never read any of the gossip magazines.
I always have at least one book on the go, but have never read anything that could be classified as chick-lit.
When I followed Formula 1, I used to get up at 3am to watch the Australian race live, rather than wait for the repeat.
I don't own and have never used a hair straightener.
I don't use fake tan.
Since I left home I have worked and supported myself financially.
Among other things, I can double-dig, wire a plug, sharpen a knife, change a tyre, use a drill, put up a shelf, and map a network drive. (Although not all at the same time.)
I can read a map.
I can have an orgasm if I want one, even if I already had five in the previous fifteen minutes.
And if someone does start an "In this thread pretend to be male" thread, I'll just copy & paste the above into it.
Except for that last thing on the list.It states pretend to be female.
not a lesbian.
Your implication being that you think only a woman can give a woman multiple orgasms...?
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alwaysadub wrote: »Ah,i think with the amount of men v women on this forum,we'd have been screwed
Don't think it would be as funny either!
Actually the womens forum is taking strips off this one0 -
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this is scary.....
mostly because i didnt' realise i was such a freakin woman
god help my poor husband :eek::eek::D:D:D:pac::pac:
You need to give him loads of regular blow jobs to try & make up for it and always make sure that there's beer in the fridge & stuff to make him a sambo if he feels hungry.
It won't make up for it entirely, but it will go some way to easing the pain.
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you're right...starbelgrade wrote: »You need to give him loads of regular blow jobs to try & make up for it and always make sure that there's beer in the fridge & stuff to make him a sambo if he feels hungry.
It won't make up for it entirely, but it will go some way to easing the pain.
how could i have been so selfish..
how he has suffered...
although in my defence
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CorsetIsTight wrote: »I don't think my love would like it if I started referring to it as "mine" even if by now I have squatter's rights over it.
:D
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If you are talking about the one I think you are talking about then on the bright side at least they can still reverse park.0 -
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15 minutes into film, the first 15 minutes being drowned out with incessant munching, fidgeting and daydreaming. Then:
Who's that? Is that the bad guy? I thought he got shot? I thought he was going after the other guy. Is this a flashback or is this still the present? this film is shoite!
/I do this a lot
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