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Hysterectomy jokes?

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  • 22-06-2010 2:07pm
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    CuppaCocoa
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    Anyone got some? My friend's just had a hysterectomy and is enjoying the jokes I've been sending her! Trouble is I've run out. Not that many out there. Anyone got some?


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    mad m
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    Jaysus, dont leave us hanging, tell us the jokes you told her.


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    CuppaCocoa
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    Why did the blond have a hysterectomy? Because she didn't want any more grandchildren! :o


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    MonkieSocks
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    A lady gynaecologist was checking on a patient who had a hysterectomy operation three days before.

    The doctor asked the woman why she hadn't yet gotten out of bed.

    "I hurt," the woman replied. "You don't know how it feels."

    "I know exactly how it feels," the doctor said.

    "I had the same procedure three months ago; I was on my feet two days later and back at work in less than six weeks.

    There's no difference in our operations."

    "Oh yes there is," said the patient.

    "You had a different gynaecologist."

    ____________________

    What's the definition of a hysterectomy?


    When you remove the nursery but leave the playpen.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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