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what a pair of gob****es.

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    Tackleberrywho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,590 ✭✭✭Tackleberrywho


    juice1304 wrote: »
    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100623/tod-aussie-pair-s-drunken-air-gun-dare-g-870a197.html

    dwighet, Are you reading this :D


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    johngalway
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    Tackleberrywho wrote: »
    dwighet, Are you reading this :D

    Last I heard he was limping off to see the district nurse, they'd run out of inflatable rings in Lidl :D


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    rrpc
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    Very close to a Darwin award there. A few inches either way and they'd have removed themselves from the gene pool :D


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    Sparks
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    Double_Facepalm_by_ScotlandForLife.jpg


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    landkeeper
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    wad cutters :confused:


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    jwshooter
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    think DW has gone to bed , there not that bright in the southern hemisphere ,look at neighbours and summer bay for example .both banned of my tv.

    poor gene pool


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    Neberkenezer
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    hehehe got to love the aussies :D


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    ivanthehunter
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    jwshooter wrote: »
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    poor gene pool

    Thats a harsh way of putting it:)


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    HEY NOW!!!!! STEADY ON...
    Its nearly as funny as Paddy gangster in Limerick showing his mates how to blow your brains out with a glock a while back...He forgot to empty the chamber didnt he..
    Its not just the Aussies that are thick...;)


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    landkeeper
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    you can just imagine it cant you :D
    eh 'mate how about we take turns shooting each other in the backside it'll be great fun mate ';)
    rigto mate you go first !.
    jees mate that hurt like a bugger
    hang on cobber its your turn
    no you put the pellet in there ! no there
    righto take your best shot , ha never felt a thing you won't hear me squeeling like a sheila right my turn again
    etc etc i can just imagine paul hogan doing a sketch in his aussie rules shorts :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    and theres got to be a good joke in there about turning the other cheek too


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    landkeeper wrote: »
    you can just imagine it cant you :D
    eh 'mate how about we take turns shooting each other in the backside it'll be great fun mate ';)
    rigto mate you go first !.
    jees mate that hurt like a bugger
    hang on cobber its your turn
    no you put the pellet in there ! no there
    righto take your best shot , ha never felt a thing you won't hear me squeeling like a sheila right my turn again
    etc etc i can just imagine paul hogan doing a sketch in his aussie rules shorts :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Oh Stop......Laughing my guts out here...
    Nice one;)


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    johngalway wrote: »
    Last I heard he was limping off to see the district nurse, they'd run out of inflatable rings in Lidl :D
    BLA BLA BLA....Pick on the blow in time is it?:p:p


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    johngalway
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    dwighet wrote: »
    BLA BLA BLA....Pick on the blow in time is it?:p:p

    I'd sell you a H or three there D, but you'd only put an eye out with them :D :P


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    johngalway wrote: »
    I'd sell you a H or three there D, but you'd only put an eye out with them :D :P

    John...I meant to say BAAA BAAA BAAA.....
    Now im talking your language...:D:D


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    Tackleberrywho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,590 ✭✭✭Tackleberrywho


    dwighet wrote: »
    John...I meant to say BAAA BAAA BAAA.....
    Now im talking your language...:D:D

    Don't mind them Dwighet

    They are a fickle Mob!
    I'll be slagged next, just you wait :D


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    Tackleberrywho wrote: »
    Don't mind them Dwighet

    They are a fickle Mob!
    I'll be slagged next, just you wait :D

    there just givn you a break for a few days....
    you know its true....


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    johngalway
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    dwighet wrote: »
    John...I meant to say BAAA BAAA BAAA.....
    Now im talking your language...:D:D

    That reminds me, the velcro gloves and over sized wellies you left here, are you collecting them next time or should I post them back?

    :P


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    Tackleberrywho wrote: »
    Don't mind them Dwighet

    They are a fickle Mob!
    I'll be slagged next, just you wait :D
    I`ve been here long enough now... its like water off a ducks back to me..;)

    John is sound..I`ll back up in connemara giving him a shooting lesson once his lambing season is over...:D:D


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    johngalway
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    dwighet wrote: »
    I`ve been here long enough now... its like water off a ducks back to me..;)

    John is sound..I`ll back up in connemara giving him a shooting lesson once his lambing season is over...:D:D

    What've I told you about spreading those kind of rumors about me :rolleyes:

    Lambing is well over now, soon have my course break for the summer as well.

    Knocked off a couple of greycrows today, always satisfying.


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    johngalway wrote: »
    What've I told you about spreading those kind of rumors about me :rolleyes:

    Lambing is well over now, soon have my course break for the summer as well.

    Knocked off a couple of greycrows today, always satisfying.
    What...its all over and I never got a few for the freezer....

    greycrows....its like a cold beer on a hot day...something ye can only dream of....


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    johngalway
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    Your freezer looking better than mine, 'cos I'm looking at mine on Lidls Mondays offers lol (only way I get to buy anything in this house and eat it myself...).

    Jesus, they've only popped out yet man, give them a chance to grow a bit or you'll loose them between yer teeth.


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    dwighet
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    johngalway wrote: »
    Your freezer looking better than mine, 'cos I'm looking at mine on Lidls Mondays offers lol (only way I get to buy anything in this house and eat it myself...).

    Jesus, they've only popped out yet man, give them a chance to grow a bit or you'll loose them between yer teeth.
    The lambs down my way are looking gourgous.....:D
    I keep asking the farmer that I shoot for, for a few but he is gettn old and keeps forgettn about me...:(
    sad ha...


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    bunny shooter
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    High laced boots are much better than wellies ;):p


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    johngalway
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    bunny shooter wrote: »
    High laced boots are much better than wellies ;):p

    For Japanese sheep mebbe!


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    FarmerGreen
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    If it goes click and nothing happens, look down the end to see if its coming out yet.
    Fellow shooters will admire you for doing the right thing.


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    landkeeper
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    now seems appropriate :cool:

    http://www.muttonbone.com/


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    landkeeper wrote: »
    now seems appropriate :cool:

    http://www.muttonbone.com/

    awesome....I didnt think such a thing existed...


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    Tackleberrywho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,590 ✭✭✭Tackleberrywho


    dwighet wrote: »
    awesome....I didnt think such a thing existed...

    I got one of my So Called Mates for my 21st birthday, and that was a good few years ago now.

    Got a good laugh in the pub!


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    dwighet
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭dwighet


    Tackleberrywho wrote: »
    I got one of my So Called Mates for my 21st birthday, and that was a good few years ago now.

    Got a good laugh in the pub!

    Are they pink in the middle?


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    Tackleberrywho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,590 ✭✭✭Tackleberrywho


    dwighet wrote: »
    Are they pink in the middle?

    I never checked :D


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