The difference between the English and Irish

eagle eye

50°F
People in England turn on the central heating
People in Ireland put out bedding plants

40°F
The English shiver uncontrollably
Dubs sunbathe on the beach at Balbriggan

35°F
Cars in England refuse to start
People in Kerry drive with their windows down

20°F
The English wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Cork men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
The English begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Limerick swim in the River Shannon

0°F
Life in England grinds to a halt
Roscommon folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in England ceases to exist
People in Donegal throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Sligo start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Galway put on their 'long johns'

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
The whole of Ireland gets upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Monaghan complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Mayo men stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
The Irish supports England in the World cup

deisedude

Are you saying we should be expected to support England? I have no particular affinity to England so why should i care if they do well?

KittyeeTrix

Very good.......:D

Oat23

Because England are awesome.

According to Sky Sports.

Coillte_Bhoy

deisedude wrote: »

Are you saying we should be expected to support England? I have no particular affinity to England so why should i care if they do well?

FFS that whatever that is out of your hole. It's a joke,.

deisedude

Coillte_Bhoy wrote: »

FFS that whatever that is out of your hole. It's a joke,.

Whats wrong with what i said? I have no particular affinity towards Italy, France, Spain etc either so i don't support them but if you are Irish and aren't cheering for England people assume you are a caveman

mike65

I lolled, deisedude didn't get it.

namloc1980

Is this some sort of campaign to get us to use Fahrenheit?

KELTICKNIGHTT

if they played better,maybe,they where lucky too get out of group

Royal Seahawk

Are you going to credit www.sickipedia.org?

Wexler12

English support English football.

Irish ''support'' English football.

And people think Irish are patriotic

invinciblePRSTV

God save the Queen

KELTICKNIGHTT

invinciblePRSTV wrote: »

God save the Queen

very sad
be nice too see a under dog win this world cup,might wake up big nations

invinciblePRSTV

KELTICKNIGHTT wrote: »

very sad

Shut up Irish peasant. Know your place.

KELTICKNIGHTT

invinciblePRSTV wrote: »

Shut up Irish peasant. Know your place.

what ever kid
germany will win any ways

3hn2givr7mx1sc

It worked better with Scotland instead of Ireland on Sickipedia.

It deosn't really work with Ireland because we have fairly much the same weather as England.

KittyeeTrix

Jaysus, yer a tough crowd

therecklessone

Wexler12 wrote: »

English support English football.

Irish ''support'' English football.

And people think Irish are patriotic

Livvie

KELTICKNIGHTT wrote: »

very sad
be nice too see a under dog win this world cup,might wake up big nations

That'll be England then.

KELTICKNIGHTT

Livvie wrote: »

That'll be England then.

with the players they have played which is poor and the way have performed,they dont deserve too win;)

Pepe LeFrits

Guessed the punchline before I even opened the thread. Aren't I great.

Wexler12

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Guessed the punchline before I even opened the thread. Aren't I great.

Yes

The 200 euro I will win if they win the world cup is enough of a incentive for me to support them.

Fr Tod Umptious

What's this rubbish doing in soccer ?