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Thursday Nights

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  • 24-06-2010 10:33pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.

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    I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

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    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.

    My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?'

    I said 'No, six should be enough.'

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    if we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

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    My Lad says to me "I’ve got a part in the school play playing a man who’s been married for 23yrs"

    I said "never mind, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part"

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    I'm fookin sick of people knocking on my door looking for donations.

    Just had one woman from the sperm bank.



    Fook me, did I give her a mouthful!!:p

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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