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  • 25-06-2010 2:23pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭


    Hello all, as some of you may know...my name is mink_man....there is only one mink_man....

    On the 30th December 2009 I created a thread showing all my bans and infractions....the mod did not likey....here is the thread with the content removed...

    Okay so i can’t find the thread...
    I also made another thread about reasons to hate Liverpool which i liked...can’t find it yet again though..

    So on the 30th December 2009 my livelyhood was taken away....no more would headshot give me stick....no more would Archimedes lick my arse....no more would I be winning polls left, right and centre!

    Remember I won most likely to be banned in 2010...ironic that I got banned 1 day before 2010 eh?

    So alot has happened in my time since i got banned....my voice broke...
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/4623327275_49f87d24dd_b.jpg

    I tried to slit my wrists and cut off my 3 fingers....
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4623932678_bf1b69e368_b.jpg

    I gave birth to an animal of some kind.....(think I drank some molten steel or something)
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4623932658_8f7a49cf82_b.jpg

    I travelled forward in time 5 years....
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4623932634_7fe1a87637_b.jpg

    I also broke my 2 legs, I fell of a ladder trying to reach puberty....i was a good 5 inches short...

    I also went on the booze.....double 7ups for me, out every second weekend.....really ruined me....only got a measely 11 hours sleep a day....

    So i decided something drastic needed to be done.....i bought a camel and killed it and ate it.....cooked it medium rare...was nice.....

    The directly above is pointless information....

    I went walkin about the place....ramblin in and out of shops....I found myself in a gay bar.....there were a few celebs in there.....fernando torres gave me his autograph which I sold for 64c the next day....

    I felt this tingly feelin on my bottom and I looked around and who was it but Archimedes lickin my arse! :P

    I went on and I met Headshot....he was giving me stick!!
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4623932760_be5b867db0_b.jpg

    And thats basically what iv’e been doin since i got banned....but now....the messiah has returned......

    Please don't lock this thread :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Cheerio :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Cool story bro

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    mink_man wrote: »
    Hello all, as some of you may know...my name is mink_man....there is only one mink_man....

    On the 30th December 2009 I created a thread showing all my bans and infractions....the mod did not likey....here is the thread with the content removed...

    Okay so i can’t find the thread...
    I also made another thread about reasons to hate Liverpool which i liked...can’t find it yet again though..

    So on the 30th December 2009 my livelyhood was taken away....no more would headshot give me stick....no more would Archimedes lick my arse....no more would I be winning polls left, right and centre!

    Remember I won most likely to be banned in 2010...ironic that I got banned 1 day before 2010 eh?

    So alot has happened in my time since i got banned....my voice broke...
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/4623327275_49f87d24dd_b.jpg

    I tried to slit my wrists and cut off my 3 fingers....
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4623932678_bf1b69e368_b.jpg

    I gave birth to an animal of some kind.....(think I drank some molten steel or something)
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4623932658_8f7a49cf82_b.jpg

    I travelled forward in time 5 years....
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4623932634_7fe1a87637_b.jpg

    I also broke my 2 legs, I fell of a ladder trying to reach puberty....i was a good 5 inches short...

    I also went on the booze.....double 7ups for me, out every second weekend.....really ruined me....only got a measely 11 hours sleep a day....

    So i decided something drastic needed to be done.....i bought a camel and killed it and ate it.....cooked it medium rare...was nice.....

    The directly above is pointless information....

    I went walkin about the place....ramblin in and out of shops....I found myself in a gay bar.....there were a few celebs in there.....fernando torres gave me his autograph which I sold for 64c the next day....

    I felt this tingly feelin on my bottom and I looked around and who was it but Archimedes lickin my arse! :P

    I went on and I met Headshot....he was giving me stick!!
    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4623932760_be5b867db0_b.jpg

    And thats basically what iv’e been doin since i got banned....but now....the messiah has returned......

    Please don't lock this thread :)

    Who are you exactly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    mink_man wrote: »
    ....no more would Archimedes lick my arse....

    I felt this tingly feelin on my bottom and I looked around and who was it but Archimedes lickin my arse! :P

    evileye_0.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Hero <3


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Minstrel27 wrote: »
    Who are you exactly?

    you wha????


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,418 ✭✭✭curry-muff


    Welcome back dude ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 597 ✭✭✭yeraulone


    you read a post like this and you wonder why there is any other kind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    curry-muff wrote: »
    Welcome back dude ;)

    cheers muff...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Smegball


    Epic thread! Welcome back :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    yeraulone wrote: »
    you read a post like this and you wonder why there is any other kind.

    what ya mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 597 ✭✭✭yeraulone


    I mean I like it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    yeraulone wrote: »
    I mean I like it.

    ohh cheers lad! ;)


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lol-monkey.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,164 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Wots this got to do wioth soccer? looks like someone is looking for attention


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    mink man =

    mel-gibson-south-park.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    so whats ur point? or is the point ur making there is no point?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    No fun in the soccer forum please. Thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,433 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    The legend returns...in a blaze of glory too it must be said...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭lordgoat


    MM welcome back. I do love the entrance thread.

    BOOM! I'm back.

    I think Headshot must have fainted with excitement. Can't think of why he isn't here yet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Wots this got to do wioth soccer? looks like someone is looking for attention

    jealous much???


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I can has in-before-lock plz?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,909 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Yawn

    It wasn't funny the first time round. Do enjoy your no doubt brief stay though.

    P.S. Learn to embed n00b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,164 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    mink_man wrote: »
    jealous much???


    Jealous of what?

    Ive got infractions for the slightest of things but this thread is still open even though it hasnt got anything to do with soccer, its not jealousy at all, its me wondering why the moderators haven't locked the thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Welcome back.


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