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  • 25-06-2010 4:33pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Scientists have found that many women develop "Hoovers Disease" after a year of marriage.

    They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck anymore.

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    Thought for the day...........................

    Who picks up a guide dogs s***e?
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    Dad with little girl in garden asks

    "Is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?"

    Dad say "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy longlegs."

    Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on em both sayin

    "We'll have none of that gay s***e in our garden!"
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    Little jimmy was admitted to hospital today with 6 toy horses lodged up his bum.

    Doctors have described his condition as stable...
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    Jimmy's girlfriend got a new tattoo, a seashell on the top of her inner thigh.

    Jimmy thinks its brill coz if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea.
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    Paddy tells Mick he's thinkin of buying a labrador.

    Fook that say's Mick. "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    some top class jokes!!

    wiah i could thank twice!! :)


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