Celebrity names and 'dim wans'

Stab*City

ic1male wrote: »

How bout he reinvents himself as TracksuitPants?
Or HandsDownTracksuitPants?
Or Gobbin'onTheStreetOutsideAbra?
Or just simply DefenderOfTheDionsOutThere? Protector of their given names, saviour of their tasteful titles, til they get to 18, change by deed pole and sock him one for interfering!

Or hunt you down for sneering at their names..

ic1male

RonMexico wrote: »

You can pick a new one if you like. Maybe we can put suggestions in a thread lol.

Stab*City wrote: »

Utter tripe..

The girl's name Jameila \j(a)-mei-la\ is a variant of Jamila (Arabic), and the meaning of Jameila is "lovely".

WTF is wrong with that name? Its not evean a black name so should the famous Jameilas mother feel stupid that she called her that?

As for this sad thread and me being on it tomorrow prob not.. Im just using this thread to get to the 1000..

Jamelia was ok, only ok, until the singer jamelia came out and c'mon you just know the child has been called after her, probably something to do with some highly depressive song she sang that child's mother liked - and what a stigma "ma, who was I named after?" "Jamelia the wan from Birmingham! I loves her song The Boys Eyes!"
Amelia, however is a lovely name.
The 'J' before it makes it scummy in Ireland.
Jamelia - singers mother can get away with calling her that as she is of African origin - to name a white child that is plain ridiculous.

So you're using me as a scapegoat then? What number you up to???
Have you been considering this for a long time or just since I posted???

Stab*City

ic1male wrote: »

Jamelia - singers mother can get away with calling her that as she is of African origin - to name a white child that is plain ridiculous.

that is plain ridiculous

ic1male wrote: »

What number you up to???
Have you been considering this for a long time or just since I posted???

Bout 988

Just since i spotted this perfect thread for the occassion!

billy the squid

cutymonalisa wrote: »

The following are knocking around Limerick:

Alliyah
Aaieshah
Tyreke (wtf, skobie favourite)
Chantelle (loads of them)
Britney (average age 10yrs)

Jeez...............:D

Isn't Allyah part of the process of becoming a colonist in the West Bank?

DarkJager

ic1male wrote: »

Jamelia was ok, only ok, until the singer jamelia came out and c'mon you just know the child has been called after her, probably something to do with some highly depressive song she sang that child's mother liked - and what a stigma "ma, who was I named after?" "Jamelia the wan from Birmingham! I loves her song The Boys Eyes!"
Amelia, however is a lovely name.
The 'J' before it makes it scummy in Ireland.
Jamelia - singers mother can get away with calling her that as she is of African origin - to name a white child that is plain ridiculous.

So you're using me as a scapegoat then? What number you up to???
Have you been considering this for a long time or just since I posted???

Jesus, I don't think I've read such ridiculous **** in a while now. Did you know Jonathan is a popular name for people of "african" origin aswell? Should white people stop calling their kids that as well because you want to be a naming nazi?

ic1male

DarkJager wrote: »

Jesus, I don't think I've read such ridiculous **** in a while now. Did you know Jonathan is a popular name for people of "african" origin aswell? Should white people stop calling their kids that as well because you want to be a naming nazi?

JohnTEN? I loves the name JohnTEN!!! Its the way you says it fast!

Stab*City

ic1male wrote: »

JohnTEN? I loves the name JohnTEN!!! Its the way you says it fast!

OMG:eek:

Pikasso

Having a great laugh watching the slagging match between ic1male and Stab*City!

Can't wait for them to get going again - clearly still having a lie-in after being up late last night throwing muck at each other on boards.

BTW roll on 1,000

Story_Bud

Close This Thread ... Please

gaf1983

YFlyer wrote: »

I heard a Mexican couple called their daughter after the name of a (on the) ship they seen in one of the mexican ports.

The childs name is Usnavy

I heard of a similar story about Brazilian parents naming their kid Madeinusa.

I once heard a Beyonce being called out in the Crescent Shopping Centre.

dermothickey

To make a thread about people who name their kids after black people?? WTF?? There are lots of Patricks in Africa,likewise there are many people worldwide with Irish names, who cares what someone calls their kids as long as it is a real name, sorry to all the moonbeams and tinkerbells out there!!

To then imply that people who call their kids after a famous singer etc are knackers is highly discriminating. Traditionally I'm aware we here in Ireland called our kids after famous saints and historical figures etc, we arent living in the 60's 70's 80's anymore, so it stands that people will call their kids after famous singers. Makes sense.

ham_n_mustard

there is/was a Tyreke down the island field, classy!

and before the jokes start, yes, there are quite a few reeks down there also.

Raiser

Not too sure why People are getting upset - Its just a bit of a laugh and I see it as slagging the Parents and not picking on little Kids!!!

Thankfully we've moved on (mostly) from being a Society in fear of the march of the Paedophile Ranks of the Church of Holy God and don't have to call all of Kids Joseph, Lourda and Mary - But is this why formerly religious names are now being replaced by US Gansta Rappers titles etc?

- There's no way of justifying it, anyone called Tyson O'Flaherty or Shanique Murphy its going to draw criticism and in fairness who is to blame at the end of the day? - The Parents picking names offa MTV or the People saying what the fcuk were they thinking when they picked that one?????

Dizzee Rascal Ryan - Anyone?

dermothickey

No ones to blame Raiser, it's just a kids name, Tyson O Flaherty and Shanique Murphy sound alright to me

Lando Griffin

Boards in England must be delighted Emile Hesky didn't turn out to be a hero in the world cup.

There is a Broklyn in Cork you know and he never does what his mother tells him.

christmasinjuly

Jesus how prejudice is this thread, not am nice to be just basing bad chosen names on single mothers. tut tut seriously close this thread its becoming too hasty and offensive.Also ham-n-mustard,I may say that since you must be near or close to the island field I am guessing you are privillaged to call others down there as reeks. I am sorry but like they are only names? and I bet many posting possibly have names themselves that are worn out in a dishonourable fashion

billy the squid

dermothickey wrote: »

To make a thread about people who name their kids after black people?? WTF?? There are lots of Patricks in Africa,likewise there are many people worldwide with Irish names, who cares what someone calls their kids as long as it is a real name, sorry to all the moonbeams and tinkerbells out there!!

To then imply that people who call their kids after a famous singer etc are knackers is highly discriminating. Traditionally I'm aware we here in Ireland called our kids after famous saints and historical figures etc, we arent living in the 60's 70's 80's anymore, so it stands that people will call their kids after famous singers. Makes sense.

Shania isn't black, at least I dont think she is.

Anyhoo that is enough staring down ones nose at the lumpen proletariat for now.

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