Where's The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had Sex.....Or Caught Someone Having It

Motley Crue

Interested in knowing what people had to say

Mine is a Public Toilet

I know, I'm a knacker

Oh, and it was with a Woman, in a Men's Toilet...just to clear that up (no George Michael moment)

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In my attic.

Biggins

Would love to say but as this would be on public record, I shall have to mention not.

PeterIanStaker

Longford.

bleg

Another shameless self promotion thread.

Armpit.

jordan..

tried to have sex up in a tree, did not work out really!
so got out of the tree and had sex beside it ha, thats using the aul ceann

alwaysadub

Loads of places in different jobs-the toilets,a lift, a shelf..

-Corkie-

Motley Crue wrote: »

Interested in knowing what people had to say

Mine is a Public Toilet

I know, I'm a knacker

Oh, and it was with a Woman, in a Men's Toilet...just to clear that up (no George Michael moment)

In your bed;).

dermothickey

up the side of Bray Head.

KeithM89_old

A Church - but it wasnt me......:rolleyes:

plein de force

i saw two people having sex on the last dart going towards howth one night

myself i don't have sex in weird places

Ms. Captain M

Dressing rooms of the local GAA pitch. Maybe that should go in the rural Ireland thread

Standard Toaster

A jungle

Snowie

Stock room in work....

Creamsoda

In a graveyard or the chefs changing room of a hotel are probably my strangest. Although I did the deed with an ex in her parents bed which I thought was a bit odd, it was her idea too. Strange girl...

Scarinae

I dunno, what do you mean by 'weird'? Does that mean anywhere that isn't a bed, or does it mean anywhere public, or does it mean anywhere that is a bit impractical but you went ahead anyway (like a tree)?

GiftofGab

Toilets, public park (at night with a few people walking by) and my car.....that's about it

auditek923

myself and the wife got naked in the garden shed and had sex during the day . all while our neighbours where in there back garden oblivious to what was happening 10 feet away. it was so hot

Duggy747

In a morgue.....














*cough*

Big Nasty

In a car
On bonnet of car
Pub jacks
On a park bench
On a beach
Against a tree

That's all I can think of for now..........

alwaysadub

MCMLXXV wrote: »

In a car
On bonnet of car
Pub jacks
On a park bench
On a beach
Against a tree

That's all I can think of for now..........

Georgey Burgess? :pac:

tony1kenobi

In a bottom.

Dilynnio

In a trailer of hay attached to a tractor being brought in from the field!

Damn I love the country..........:D

mrDerek

on a lawnmower beside my dog and her puppies

4zn76tysfajdxp

Biggins wrote: »

Would love to say but as this would be on public record, I shall have to mention not.

Why post in the first place then?

WalterMitty

What is this sex you speak of?

Dilynnio

I was at a party a few weeks ago and it was about 4 am and a couple were out on the balcony having sex in full view of everyone........maybe the couple did not realise there was a glass door and windows out onto the balcony!:o

Motley Crue

Motley Crue wrote: »

Interested in knowing what people had to say

Mine is a Public Toilet

I know, I'm a knacker

Oh, and it was with a Woman, in a Men's Toilet...just to clear that up (no George Michael moment)

A member of the travelling community. Pffft.

giggsy664

On a beach.
In a Dubai Jail.

Nemanja91

Guantanamo Bay!

geeky

The Dublin Boardwalk. As you may have guessed, we'd both had a skinful.

Mid-way through, a guy came walking by, took a look at us and said "you've got to be kidding me." Kinda killed the moment.

laugh

Upstairs in a pub, was quiet, kinda.

The_Kew_Tour

In a church

Was Heaven

4zn76tysfajdxp

giggsy664 wrote: »

On a beach.
In a Dubai Jail.

Wow, they have beaches in the jails over there? That place really is so ostentatious, it's vulgar.

WalterMitty

geeky wrote: »

The Dublin Boardwalk. As you may have guessed, we'd both had a skinful.

Mid-way through, a guy came walking by, took a look at us and said "you've got to be kidding me." Kinda killed the moment.

Were you both fatties?

geeky

WalterMitty wrote: »

Were you both fatties?

Nah, I was pretty lean in those days and she was a whippet of a thing. :P

AckwelFoley

had sex in the changing rooms of the national aquatic centre

laugh

snyper wrote: »

had sex in the changing rooms of the national aquatic centre

you an Irish swimming coach?

bazmaiden

golf course

Indubitable

bazmaiden wrote: »

golf course

I hope you got the hole in 1?

rannerap

combine harvester;)

hidinginthebush

jordan.. wrote: »

tried to have sex up in a tree, did not work out really!
so got out of the tree and had sex beside it ha, thats using the aul ceann crann

fyp

Indubitable

Sarannewrap wrote: »

combine harvester;)

harvesting head....nice

ElaElaElano

Nicegirl's bed.

Indubitable

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Nicegirl's bed.

Fapping while she is asleep does not count.

Leftyflip

In a ditch.

Colonel Sanders

Was in London a few years ago. Eating in a burger king close to Clapham junction. It was no later than 5pm. Went up to the jacks for a piss. Heard moaning noises from the cubicle. Thought some scumbag was having a Jimmy Floyd in there until I heard another voice also. Couldn't believe it was happening in burger king at such an early time of day. Still no idea if it was 2 men or a man and a woman

Indubitable

Colonel Sanders wrote: »

Was in London a few years ago. Eating in a burger king close to Clapham junction. It was no later than 5pm. Went up to the jacks for a piss. Heard moaning noises from the cubicle. Thought some scumbag was having a Jimmy Floyd in there until I heard another voice also. Couldn't believe it was happening in burger king at such an early time of day. Still no idea if it was 2 men or a man and a woman

or 2 women.

trebor28

on way to greece had a stop over in prague, had a few hours to kill so did it in mens jaxx with gf at the time.
then in greece did it on a beach at dusk about 100 yards from a bar.
we messed around in the shallows with people all around during the day slipping in and out but no full blown sex.
does on the kitchen table count?

WalterMitty

`Was walking on beach in dolymount when i stumbled on a couple in the Dunes. Unfortuantely my own sex life is quite quiet.