Where's The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had Sex.....Or Caught Someone Having It

stovelid

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Bulmers Orchard..

Take long to get inCider?

00112984

In the ear.

I love aural.

Colonel_McCoy

in my friends sister

pearliefan

These do be some strange places!
-Against a sink... ow!
-In a tent.

120_Minutes

The back of a Volkswagen

LadyW

Killarney National Park

annainez

benwavner wrote: »

Who's Karma....is she hot?

Yeah but she's a bitch...

whiteprince

Box in the Olympia while play was on

In front section of Bar on Nassau St

Loopy

Upstairs in a showhouse when viewing a new house while the auctioneer was downstairs..

fakearms123

on top of me while i was sleeping... and i wasn't sure whether i had sex or caught someone having it

phill106

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I saw (and so did many other folk) a couple on the banks of the canal at Portobello Bridge. Some young lady had quite a mouthful.

That reminds me!
Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
Made the local paper....

Tar.Aldarion

I for one shall not rest until I have had sex in the killiney hill sex cave! That walk would have been way more interesting if she had shown me that :mad:

Love how just before this, girlofglass, cianryan and myself were all posting pix of ourselves on killiney hill

phill106

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I for one shall not rest until I have had sex in the killiney hill sex cave! That walk would have been way more interesting if she had shown me that :mad:

Love how just before this, girlofglass, cianryan and myself were all posting pix of ourselves on killiney hill

Dont forget to take more pics......

Azureus

Howth Summit - sexy time with a sea view

bullets

phill106 wrote: »

That reminds me!
Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
Made the local paper....

was it a young skinny blonde haired wan ? I remember around the time
that story made the papers, there was a few teenage skangers that seemed to
be rampent in the area at the time. I used to go fencing around the boat house and the same group used to annoy us all the time, yer wan scantly clad and sucking the tonsils out of two young fellas, and then looking for bus money to get back home. If its the same girl she lived in Prospect/Hide road
as she would hang about one of the bus stops of the 304a a lot.
(I was not perving honest!! I just used to get the bus in and out of town when going fencing)

~B

jackiebaron

In the foyer of a bank where the cash machines are, waving up at the security cameras

laugh

Sarannewrap wrote: »

oh the advantages of seeing a farm boy,also now that i think about it,add farm to my list!

Did he give you the key though?

Motley Crue

jackiebaron wrote: »

In the foyer of a bank where the cash machines are, waving up at the security cameras

Did you ask the Bank for a copy of the tape afterwards?:eek:

Banned Account

bullets wrote: »

I used to go fencing around the boat house ...

(I was not perving honest!! I just used to get the bus in and out of town when going fencing)

~B

Yeh - with your love sabre:pac:

laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BRNxprK28

jester77

Inside a wall

hopped over a fence into a fitness center that had an outdoor heated pool with a nice mist of steam along the top. Got seen by security and we had to leg it, tripped on the fence on the way out and ripped my leg from the groin to the knee on the barbed wire, miraculously missing my sack

Worst was a sauna, heat was unbearable, though I was going to pass out and couldn't finish

dr.bollocko

Lets try and dial down the flirty stuff. There's PMs for that. And later PI.

homerun_homer

When Oxegen was called Witnness I saw a couple shagging in a field that was off limits to punters since it was for crew coming and going (pardon the pun). My friend was taking a piss and spotted them in the distance and then people started taking notice. They were buck naked & giving it sox when a jeep drove along the road, spotted them, stopped, beeped...beeped again then drove off. Noone wants to get too close to interrupt a naked, erect man...
The next year I was on my way to a toilet on the second night of camping and there in the open, in a lit area on the outskirt of the tents was a couple with pants down; she with her legs in the air and him doing his bit. On my way back some guy who saw them walked straight over and stood over them watching.

homerun_homer

phill106 wrote: »

That reminds me!
Poor mans kilkee in limerick! Little bit of grassy island thing to the right of sarsfield bridge as you cross the bridge into limerick. Some young one was sitting between 2 lads, didnt she gobble both of them, in full view of everyone in the pier one bar!
Made the local paper....

Heard about that, she was only a young one as well. 14 or something.

Dublin_Gunner

Cinema (was better than the film I'm sure), in the lift up to my office (and back down ), on a bus (yes, I'm a scummer, but it was late, and empty!), out an ex's back garden beside the tree while her housemates were in the living room, the ladies jax in Bruxelles, in the disabled toilet in a different pub, telephone box outside the Botanic Gardens, in the botanic gardens one sunny afternoon too now that I think of it..

There were probably more, but can't remember, I'm getting old

mathie

jester77 wrote: »

Inside a wall

What the f**k?

hurleronditch

homerun_homer wrote: »

When Oxegen was called Witnness I saw a couple shagging in a field that was off limits to punters since it was for crew coming and going (pardon the pun). My friend was taking a piss and spotted them in the distance and then people started taking notice. They were buck naked & giving it sox when a jeep drove along the road, spotted them, stopped, beeped...beeped again then drove off. Noone wants to get too close to interrupt a naked, erect man...
The next year I was on my way to a toilet on the second night of camping and there in the open, in a lit area on the outskirt of the tents was a couple with pants down; she with her legs in the air and him doing his bit. On my way back some guy who saw them walked straight over and stood over them watching.

Ya, "Some Guy"

Likely story

trebor28

all this talk of jaxx reminds me of an incident in the littlest bar in boston a few years ago. as the name suggests it was tiny, unisex jaxx, was always mobbed(wouldnt be hard).
one night i was queuing for the jaxx when a girl cut in in front of me. i started talking to her bout not cutting in, so we ended up in the jaxx together. nothing actually happened in there i was the perfect gentleman.
but when we came out got roars, i got claps on the back etc cheers all that crack, she got abuse from the staff and others.
i didnt correct anyones assumptions either. although we were only in there for a few mins, they must have thought i was a one minute man.

sorry if this doesnt really count.

Locker10a

Fishie wrote: »

Was it with these two? :pac:

hahahahahah nope it wasent !!!!!:p:D

Snowie

Loopy wrote: »

Upstairs in a showhouse when viewing a new house while the auctioneer was downstairs..

:cool:
I like that

Locker10a

Lurching wrote: »

Im no expert on anatomy or anything, but generally, if someones in the passenger seat giving someone a bit of hows your father while they're driving, theres no way they can see the expression on the drivers face.

But rest assured all ye curious folk out there, he will be a pleased gentleman*.





*until hes trying to claim the insurance after writing his car off into a telegraph pole.

Yes , plus the fact that being bent over a gear stick/handbrake dosent help you gag reflex thingy !!:eek::P;)

John I am

The atm receptacle that use to be beside the back entrance to Arnotts, I only found out later there is CC cameras all over the place.

on top of A Martello tower out in Rush.

On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.

icescreamqueen

Had sex on a quad bike on the top of a mountain. Was very sexy and the view was amazing!

Latchy

Was part of a team one night on a weekly deep clean of the Seacat fast ferry by the pier head in Liverpool and while hosing down the top deck we looked over at the entry gates to see this guy getting head from a girl . Cue the captain putting the spotlight on engaged couple while blowing the horn to cheers from the crew and the gas thing was the couple just continued as if we weren't there

Edit - that's dedication and indifference for ya

Grindylow

In a bush in the castle park in Kilkenny.

Locker10a

John I am wrote: »

On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.

Ohh Sh1t !!! dat must a been akward aftertwards :eek::eek:

Profiler

John I am wrote: »

The atm receptacle that use to be beside the back entrance to Arnotts, I only found out later there is CC cameras all over the place.

on top of A Martello tower out in Rush.

On my Ma's sofa, not so weird till I got caught in full flow by my ma.

Did she put down the cup of tea and the chocolate biscuit before she left the room

fatherted1969

In trabolgan on the golf course in the trees at the top of the hill think it was beside the 8th. Went for a week with the wife and kids very frustrating with those paper thin walls :D:D

Doof!

in my roomates bed...when she wasn't there...

Dublin_Gunner

Doof! wrote: »

in my roomates bed...when she wasn't there...

That would be soooo much cooler if she was

DubMedic

Killiney Beach.

John I am

Locker10a wrote: »

Ohh Sh1t !!! dat must a been akward aftertwards :eek::eek:

Well she opened the door and just closed it and I was a teenager having sex, so I carried on, a theme of wild mothers couldn't have dragged me off. The lady left I went to bed with a teenage sexual high and slept like a daisy. Then I woke up smiling, then it dawned on me, and I wanted to die. I just couldn't get out of bed, so eventually I went downstairs and all the cushions where stripped ( you women and your wet patch) and then she asked who was that girl and a primal maaaaaaaaaaa came out of me.

She could have been the love of my life, but I never wanted to meet her again, the thoughts of my ma and her in the same room, I would be perpetually visible from space with my redner.

Bonito

plein de force wrote: »

i saw two people having sex on the last dart going towards howth one night

When was this, it could have been me.

Spunk84 wrote: »

-on a rock
-on the table

Like getting on hard things, do we?

-with my mates bird on the floor while he slept in bed
-rid my brothers bird on the bottom bunk while he was drunk out cold on the top:pac::pac:

Wait, you're proud of having your mates and your brothers sloppy seconds? lmao

fullstop wrote: »

Or liar by nature perhaps!

Shhhh don't ruin it!

Dudess wrote: »

Stairs at a house party.

Never knew ya had it in ya!

Wade in the Sea wrote: »

and she takes it by a nose!

Nasal penetration FTW!

hurleronditch wrote: »

Ya, "Some Guy"

Likely story

That_Guy?

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

That would be soooo much cooler if she was

Danger **** sex?

xxchloexx

Hmmm im not very adventurous after all considering where most people have done it ha ,
mine would be a plane , countryside , the sea , a hospital bed ( my boyfriend was sick:p) , a lift ... thats all i can think of

Dudess

A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?

Joey the lips

Dudess wrote: »

A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?

Get the lift to the top floor monday or tuesday in the ilac. The top floors are not open to cars so just jam a shopping bag in the door. Should give you a good 30min or so

Not that i tried it...

xxchloexx

Dudess wrote: »

A hospital bed and a lift are pretty good ones. I've always liked the idea of a lift, but isn't it a bit, y'know, quick...?

Weekend away with the other half and after being out on the town and a bit drunk you try anything , so kinda got started in the lift and then tried to make it to our room me with my dress half off and no shoes and him looking like the cat that got the cream ha

Locker10a

xxchloexx wrote: »

Hmmm im not very adventurous after all considering where most people have done it ha ,
mine would be a plane , countryside , the sea , a hospital bed ( my boyfriend was sick:p) , a lift ... thats all i can think of

A plane ?? How did you manage this without getting caught?? god id love to join the Mile high club ??;):p

CorsetIsTight

SirDarren wrote: »

Church alter.

That must have been a change.

Motley Crue

might try one of these this weekend:D