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  • 28-06-2010 4:26pm
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    john-joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭


    bloke walks in to a brothel and asks how much it will cost for total humiliation, the woman behind the counter say's £34.99 the man say's and what do i get for that. she replies...........



    A ENGLAND FOOTBALL JERSEY



    :rolleyes:


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    #2
    novarock
    Registered Users Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭novarock


    BOO-URNS


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    #3
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    /tumbleweed\

    Are you here all week?


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    #4
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users Posts: 929 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Do you own a coat?

    Cos if i were you, i'd get it!


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    Walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭Walsh


    Grammar fail.


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    #6
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    Posted in the Soccor Forum....

    -David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.



    – The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.


    – I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.


    – I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.


    – What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.


    – Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”


    – What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.


    – Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.


    – I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.


    – What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.


    – What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.


    – What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.


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    Baldie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭Baldie


    The north of England will experience severe flooding due to the whole of Scotland pissing themselves laughing!


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Oh! OOhh!! iv got one: :)

    Here about england's new coach? --- its pickin them up at the airport


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    theboss80
    Registered Users Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    Shocked at the result the England team sat down in the dressing room after the match. Robert Green threw his head in his hands...and missed


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