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22 reasons England are home.

  • 29-06-2010 10:37am
    #1
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭


    22 reasons England are coming home.
    1. John Terry kept straying into the opposing box thinking he would score.
    2. Stevie Gerrard most of the players at Liverpool are foreign doesn’t mean you keep giving it to them when you play against them.
    3. Wayne Rooney, the weight of the world is on your shoulders, its called your head.
    4. Lamps, you couldn’t be any dimmer.
    5. Ashley ( SMS ) Cole you haven’t the X factor any longer.
    6. Emile Heskey; Aston Villas unusable sub.
    7. Fabio Capello;for failing to see that the players are only modest Gods.
    8. David Beckham; just had to get away from the Ball & Chain for 4 weeks; don’t worry she wont notice your home 2 weeks early.
    9. Garrath Barry & James Milner Englands future.
    10. Jermaine Defoe 1 touch 1 goal but only 1 touch.
    11. Peter Crouch problems with altitude in South Africa.
    12. John Terrys missionary position on the Team.
    13. Matthew Upson;; wake up son.
    14. Glen Johnson; slamming the Jubulani ; you have been playing football since you were 4 years old everyday getting over 50,000 a week and you can not kick the fecking thing yet.
    15. Joe Cole; your right you are not the golden generation of footballers just gold generating footballers.
    16. Robert (Knees) Green, David (Near post) James and the other one.
    17. Mauricio Espinosa.
    18. Jamie Carragher the ultimate one club footballer, 2 yellows in 1 ½ games.
    19. Ledley King, can’t be blamed for anything!
    20. Rio (treatment table) Ferdinand what a loss to loose someone who has missed most of the season.
    21. Arron Lennon & Shaun Write Philips you wont find a left peg running up blind alleys.
    22. Stephen Wranock & Michael Carrick, at least you got to see the country.
    Do you have anymore?
    .


Comments

  • #2
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,829 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    23. They were beaten 4-1 by Germany.
    24. Their plane was on time.


  • #3
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    25. they believed their own hype
    26. they are not as good as everyone makes out to be


  • #4
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    DazMarz wrote: »
    25. they believed their own hype
    26. they are not as good as everyone makes out to be
    +1

    theres only one reason they are home, and its the same reason every WC.

    They arent as good as they are led to believe.


  • #5
    Warper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    Technically poor.


  • #6
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    There are 23 reasons they're coming home not 22. They're sitting on a flight to London as we speak.


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    27. In the words of Lee Ermey (drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket) "Barry, Lampard and Rooney, you are disgusting fat bodies".


  • #8
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I preferred the reasons to hate liverpool thread.


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