Compare your posting style to a real-life footballer

flahavaj

Simple realy, what footballer does your posting style emulate?

I earlier compared Mr Alan to Roy Keane: gruff exterior, has a bad name with some but when you actually look at it he generally talks a hell of a lot of sense.:pac:

Or Slick Ric as Denis Irwin, queitly effective, no fuss, but his worth is recognised those that matter.

Myself, I think I'm a Zlatan Ibrahimovich style figure, wildly divisive, a misunderstood genius, capable of moments of sublime magic, but equally can be infuriating as f*ck.:pac:

Paul McGrath for me, not much said when sober but with a few pints silly things happen.

Kess73

flahavaj wrote: »

Simple realy, what footballer does your posting style emulate?

I earlier compared Mr Alan to Roy Keane: gruff exterior, has a bad name with some but when you actually look at it he generally talks a hell of a lot of sense.:pac:

Or Slick Ric as Denis Irwin, queitly effective, no fuss, but his worth is recognised those that matter.

Myself, I think I'm a Zlatan Ibrahimovich style figure, wildly divisive, a misunderstood genius, capable of moments of sublime magic, but equally can be infuriating as f*ck.:pac:

Would have pegged you more as a Robbie Savage.

cson

Christy Brown

SlickRic

flahavaj wrote: »

Or Slick Ric as Denis Irwin, queitly effective, no fuss, but his worth is recognised those that matter.

while i accept the compliment, i'm going to change the player to Didi Hamann.

wouldn't want people thinking i associate to closely with you Utd lot.

mike65

Paolo Di Canio, every post is a potential fascist salute!

Frisbee

SlickRic wrote: »

wouldn't want people thinking i associate to closely with you Utd lot.

Only applicable if you have an awesome Teutonic-Scouse hybrid accent...

The Recliner

I will compare myself to Mark Viduka

I am fat and lazy and I really only put the effort in when my contract is up for renewal/something interesting happens
(plus I was born in Oz)

mike65

Overweight yet deceptively quick?

edit - Ah I see (did you add that second bit?)

dfx-

Ade Akinbiyi.

Usually wide of the mark, but still there..

The Muppet

Craig Bellamy.:D

jamsieboy86

Harry Kewell, I very rarely make an appearence, usually watch everyone else and when I do turn up I fail to live up to my potential but on occasion I show some promising glipmses.

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Andrea Pirlo. Graceful, yet no nonsense. And if something needs driving home, step up to the mark and BAM! Point made.

flahavaj

Des wrote: »

Andrea Pirlo. Graceful, yet no nonsense. And if something needs driving home, step up to the mark and BAM! Point made.

He also may have been around a bit too long at this stage mind you.;):pac:

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Berbatov.
I'm lazy, but every now and then there's a bit of genius about me.:cool::pac:

Paul Tergat

Stevie G. I think a lot of myself, am far more talented than most of those i have to deal with & can often be seen shaking my head at the stuff going on around me!

(Having actually seen that post though im probably more like Gary Neville and im sure I dont need to say why!)

Gillington

Cantona.

Most of the time no-one knows what the hell i'm goin on about but if you disagree with me you'll get my studs to your chin!

Bob the Seducer

Either John O'Shea or Emmanuel Olisadebe, all action for a while petering off into a solid background role or disappearing completely from the public eye with few people wondering where I went to.

wheres me jumpa

Ali Dia, Trilla recommended me, I made a few shocking comments, havent been seen since.

Kess73

Javier Mascherano.

Lung busting commitment to my causes but prone to mouthing off and getting into petty arguements with other players and officials.

Also have an accent that does not fit in the country that I am living in.

Martin Keown: Love football, but only really care about Arsenal

leninbenjamin

Djibril Cissé... tend to go on very long runs that may or may not result in me getting anywhere.

Frisbee

leninbenjamin wrote: »

Djibril Cissé... tend to go on very long runs that may or may not result in me getting anywhere.

Much more Quincy Owusu Abeye-ish!

Columbia

Victor Anichebe.

I'll come bulldozing in with opinions, but usually run out of ideas halfway through and just end up with everybody cursing me.

Doyler92

Lionel Messi - The best around at the moment.

KittyeeTrix

I'd be Craig Bellamy, not seen too often but tries super hard and am genuinely nice but often misunderstood:)

Dont be at yourself

Pepe Reina. Not much gets by me. When I do venture out, it's usually for good reason. Sometimes I'll make an ambitious punt, and the more talented members will latch onto it.

massdebater

Freddy Adu

The next big thing...




...NAAT

Saint_Mel

I contribute very little so I guess that would make me either the French or English entire World Cup 2010 squad

flahavaj

Surprised no one has claimed Dion Dublin yet.:pac:

Paleface

Perry Groves - anyone who's not a regular in the Arsenal forum is probably thinking who is this guy?!

DazMarz

Nicholas Anelka; can have moments of brilliance, but a very big tendancy to be lethargic, not bothered and to go into a sulk when things don't go my way. Also, my receding hairline and attempts at growing worthwhile facial hair...

Kess73

Paleface wrote: »

Perry Groves - anyone who's not a regular in the Arsenal forum is probably thinking who is this guy?!

As a Liverpool fan who was sat in Wembly for the 1987 league cup final, I defo know who Groves is. :mad:








Plus anytime I hear the "Team Of Carraghers" chant at Anfield it reminds me of the song for Groves.

That_Guy

Lucas.

Some people may think I'm useless but there are those who think I do a decent enough job for the role I have even if I don't score many goals.

Either him or Jimmy Bullard.

Not great but pretty funny once in a while.

Xavi6

Stephen Ireland - Questionable at first, blossomed out of nowhere, been a bit shite at times, and of course, turned his back on the country.

Funkfield

Thierry Henry - I just use my left hand

applehunter

Neil Ruddock.

My oafish exterior masks a more cultured and delicate side.

Jazzy

John Terry, cos Ill sleep with your missus

The Volt

flahavaj wrote: »

Myself, I think I'm a Zlatan Ibrahimovich style figure, wildly divisive, a misunderstood genius, capable of moments of sublime magic, but equally can be infuriating as f*ck.:pac:

And a closet gay flah?: :pac:

Me? I'm a James McFadden. I possess moments of brilliance but only show them once in a blue moon. Otherwise I'm mediocre and forgotten about to a large extent.

flahavaj

Voltwad wrote: »

And a closet gay flah?: :pac:

Only for the two Gerards: Ger C and Ger Pique.:pac:

The Volt

flahavaj wrote: »

Only for the two Gerards: Ger C and Ger Pique.:pac:

I suppose he was the Pique of the bunch?

smackbunnybaby

Jimmy Bullard - I'm only here for the laughs.

Frisbee

Pique is a dreamboat.

Bodhisopha

Jean Marc Bosman. I changed the game.

JohnnyRyan99

Shaun Goater.. Ugly, Slow, Awkward and Punching above my weight... but somehow i still manage to get the job done!

OPENROAD

Paleface wrote: »

Perry Groves - anyone who's not a regular in the Arsenal forum is probably thinking who is this guy?!

I give you Perry Groves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGhCjgBCNuw

eZe^

Vinny Jones

Mr.Nice Guy

Andy Reid.

I may be a big-boned Dub but I can have decent moments. I reckon I could easily get a sports journalism job in the Fairies...

Boskowski

Lothar Matthaeus - talks a good game, but for the most part a nosy know-it-all rubbing people up the wrong way and not very likable

Ush1

Danny ****tu

Mitch Connor

Gary Neville.

Only a United fan would have any time for me.