About last night...

KERSPLAT!

Kells isnt happy unless he gets a MOAB

Fair play to ye, think Ive only won 1 or 2 against boardsies but its great when ya do

LaVail

IPAM wrote: »

Kells isnt happy unless he gets a MOAB

Fair play to ye, think Ive only won 1 or 2 against boardsies but its great when ya do

He was raging but sure I often felt the same way so I know the feeling.

Gonna avoid them like the plague now and finish on a high

Mr. Manager

There's less than a handful of people who post in this thread that can legitimately complain about campers.

Everyone knows who does it but people never say names.

KERSPLAT!

I know I do at times but for the most part Im running around like a headless chicken

Everyone knows who does it but people never say names.

Spot on

Mr. Manager

IPAM wrote: »

I know I do at times but for the most part Im running around like a headless chicken



Spot on

You're defo not on the list ya lunatic :pac:

PerrinV2

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

You're defo not on the list ya lunatic :pac:

Look what he really wrote

"I really like lynx"

Mr. Manager

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Look what he really wrote

"I really like lynx"

KERSPLAT!

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Look what he really wrote

"I really like lynx"

minidazzler

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Everyone knows who does it but people never say names.

Unless it's X, in which case we shout it from the rooftops :pac:

Mr. Manager

minidazzler wrote: »

Unless it's X, in which case we shout it from the rooftops :pac:

In fairness, he is a cúnt.

Cossax

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

There's less than a handful of people who post in this thread that can legitimately complain about campers.

Everyone knows who does it but people never say names.

We do when they're not there! :pac:

Mr. Manager

Cossax wrote: »

We do when they're not there! :pac:

Worse than a pack of ould wans at the back of the post office Q!

x43r0

What can I say, I learned to play cod watching Chris smoove videos. I never had a chance!

minidazzler

x43r0 wrote: »

What can I say, I learned to play cod watching Chris smoove videos. I never had a chance!

Obviously you use the word play very loosely :pac:

DaveNoCheese

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

You're defo not on the list ya lunatic :pac:

Did I make the list? I never get picked

Mr. Manager

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Did I make the list? I never get picked

Sorry dude, you're cut.

DaveNoCheese

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Sorry dude, you're cut.

Benrobjohn

Gold pm9 woohoo, bag of crap.

everlast75

Benrobjohn wrote: »

Gold pm9 woohoo, bag of crap.

On the plus side, you might get a few bob for it

everlast75

We just played dome, all using pistols and made the entire other team rage quit!

Classic!!

KERSPLAT!

Good craic last night! Really wanna try win a game of DOM with everyone gettin zero kills!!!

Not The Real Scarecrow

Double xp till next tuesday

Kevtherev

Meatwad wrote: »

Double xp till next tuesday

Sweet.

everlast75

IPAM wrote: »

Good craic last night! Really wanna try win a game of DOM with everyone gettin zero kills!!!

Putting aside my discomfort about our Clan leader uttering pacifist leanings..

This could definitely work. A combination of TI's, Stun/smoke grenades, with a class with Riot Shields and blast shield, running support streaks of UAV etc.

P.S. If a bullet ricochets off Yimrag's shield and poleaxes me (again), does that count as a kill for Yimrag? Come to think of it, Yimrag should not be allowed chose a care package either!

Meatwad wrote: »

Double xp till next tuesday

Dammit - why did I decide not to prestige again :mad::mad::mad:

yimrsg

Lynx when did you become a cheese eating surrender monkey? Trying for zero kills. You disgust me. A better idea is to have only one player allowed to shoot at a time, 5 others using riot shields running support and vests. When or if the shooter dies, another player can shoot. That way the supporting people can use their grenades/c4/riot shields/throwing or stabbing knives. I reckon hardhat is the map to do it on.

If an enemy (or gormless ally) dies from the above plan via a cunningly placed care package of mine, or through my riot shield deflecting bullets into their skull, or blocking an allies javelin, or intercepting a grenade or c4 then I will laugh and mock them till my voice is hoarse and my throat is raw and probably upload of video displaying their ineptitude and my brilliance.

I would just like to pre-emptively quash and dispel any rumours and allay all fears, that the above idea is an elaborate plot or ruse by me (or agents acting for me) with the intention to crush or kill teammates with humiliation in mind for my own personal gratification.

yimrsg

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

KERSPLAT!

yimrsg wrote: »

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

Ahahaha brilliant!!

First game was fun but when Dome came up and one lad said "ah this is our favorite map, ye noobs are gonna quit" I got a little nervous but they were larbage, as Benrob would say, and we won easy

podgemonster

yimrsg wrote: »

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

We should definetly be talking more "smack" online. Get other clans riled up and then píss all over them.

x43r0

If I'm going to be a sore-winner douche type character on XBL then there is only one fictional douche I want to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXM4Z4kdNg

Also you should follow Shooter on twitter, he's pretty funny

twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_

DaveNoCheese

Sounds like a plan, lets practice...

In pre-game lobby -

"oh ye are erm... Such noobs. I shít on noobs... **** all over you cause erm.. Noobs are... Erm bad..."

During gameplay -

"you see that? See... I killed you... Yea I'm gonna erm... Smear faeces all over your erm... Mother cause she appreciates my ehh penis... Yeah..."


I need more practice....