Words/phrases that irritate you.

Xavi6

'Banter' and 'Happy out'

:mad:

poppyvalley

Parsley wrote: »

people that use "alot" as a word.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

" get outa Dodge city"
" A bridge too far"
Gazillions.....you only have to listen to Mr Tubridy any morning, he's the worst of them all:(

PaganKing

When people say "definightly" for "definitely" :mad:

lisbon_lions

Quote:
Originally Posted by lisbon_lions
"Let's call a spade a spade" - what else are you going to fcuking call it?

bleg wrote: »

A shovel?

A spade

A shovel

Biggins

"txt"

Its "TEXT" for gods sake!
How long does it take to type one extra letter!

PaganKing

ducie wrote: »

GOING FORWARD

And this also, Just say "in the future" or "from now on", ya buzzwordy idiot! :mad:

Mr Cawley

your
and
you're - you are

it's not difficult.

Mr Cawley

oh my god

Mr Cawley

totally

strobe

When a couple say "we are trying to get pregnant" or "we are pregnant" really annoys me. No, no you are not. If you are a man, she is pregnant. If you are a woman, you are pregnant. Unless you are both hermaphrodites you sound like a fukking idiot.

aDeener

calling people" muppets". sounds so retarded imo. one of the worst so called insults anyone could have come up with

aDeener

Popsy wrote: »

when people use .com after a word.... ggrrrrrrrr

I'm bored.com
it was random.com
like totalmadness.com
he's a total legend.com

i haven't seen anyone do that until now

My name is URL

massdebater wrote: »

The word "Random"

God, last night was so RANDOM! :mad:

OMG Brian is soo RANDOM!!!

Díckheads

I think that's a perfectly cromulent description of something.. what would your embiggened self's alternative be?

The_Minister wrote: »

Octopi.

It is octopuses or octopodes.

Octopi = 25.1327412

422nd

allandanyways wrote: »

"So, like, where are you going tomorrow? 'Cos I like, wanted to have some friends over and like, hang out, but not like, if you're here." (Real sentence, courtesy of my eloquent sister)

I would...

jordan..

back the road :rolleyes:

sangwich :mad:

sam34

a frined of mine starts most sentences with "i must say..."


aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

rebel10

I am not irritated by these words, i just find them quite disgusting as words and shudder if someone says them:

clammy
panties
fart
septic
pus
scrotum
vagina
moist

crossmolinalad

so last year
or so 8ties 4ever
or 4u and more of that crap

Deus Ex Machina

rebel10 wrote: »

I am not irritated by these words, i just find them quite disgusting as words and shudder if someone says them:

clammy
panties
fart
septic
pus
scrotum
vagina
moist

A few pronouns and you'd have yourself a nasty little sentence there.

422nd

rebel10 wrote: »

I am not irritated by these words, i just find them quite disgusting as words and shudder if someone says them:

clammy
panties
fart
septic
pus
scrotum
vagina
moist

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

A few pronouns and you'd have yourself a nasty little sentence there.

My clammy panties which I fart in are covered in septic pus and have touched many a scrotum and moist vagina.

Merci. *bows*

Diabhal Beag

Hanged. It should be hung.

belongtojazz

so many words grate on me....

people who use brought instead of bought
writ instead of wrote
like, being used in every single sentence

I could keep going but I just get all wound up

rebel10

422nd wrote: »

My clammy panties which I fart in are covered in septic pus and have touched many a scrotum and moist vagina.

Merci. *bows*

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Deus Ex Machina

strobe wrote: »

When a couple say "we are trying to get pregnant" or "we are pregnant" really annoys me. No, no you are not. If you are a man, she is pregnant. If you are a woman, you are pregnant. Unless you are both hermaphrodites you sound like a fukking idiot.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

I couldn't agree more.

Up de Barrs

crayolastereo wrote: »

Irish people saying pie. Its not apple pie, its apple tart. You know it and I know it.

And people who call queen cakes cup cakes. This isn't New York city.

beardo81

"That's cheap, only 25 yo yo's".



If I had a yo yo near me i'd f*cking strangle you with the string you c*nt...

messymess

"I could care less" meant when the person obviously means "I couldn't care less".

****in eejits, I could care less about them

Getting there

I hate when people say "ja know whad i mean?", ususally in a strong limerick accent at the end of every sentence. drives me mad. yes yes i do, if i didnt i would stop you and ask.

Duckjob

Irish people saying "Cheers" for "Thanks". This is Ireland, not England.

bearhugs

Ok I don't know if this is just me, but I hate when people order a "large chip" in chippers. You don't want a large chip you want a large chips?!!!!