Words/phrases that irritate you.

Ickle Magoo

bearhugs wrote: »

Ok I don't know if this is just me, but I hate when people order a "large chip" in chippers. You don't want a large chip you want a large chips?!!!!

I thought that was really funny when I first heard it;

"Fancy anything from the chipper?"
"A curried chip"
"What, just the one?"

Junco Partner

lol rofl lmao


what ever happened to haha?:mad:

Canard

Retarted.

Contrary to the above post, I hate 'haha'. More specifically 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA.'

You'd say a drink was nice, not 'SLURRRRRRRRRRP THAT DRINK WAS SO NICE.' LOL was made for online use, haha is a noise, not even a word really.

EverybodyLies

Stuff like LMAO or ROFL in everyday conversation. Obviously you're not. I'm right here.

shebango

'Pussy'

and

'At the minute'
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: and :mad:

vonnie10

"Nom nom nom "
ARRRRGH MOST ANNOYING PHRASE EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duckjob

strobe wrote: »

When a couple say "we are trying to get pregnant" or "we are pregnant" really annoys me. No, no you are not. If you are a man, she is pregnant. If you are a woman, you are pregnant. Unless you are both hermaphrodites you sound like a fukking idiot.

Not quite a specific phrase, but the above reminded me of something that drives me around the twist:

Couples recording mailbox answering messages on each others phones. House phones are ok, but mobiles FFS. e.g. you ring Mary's mobile and get Johns voice going "Hi, this is John and Mary here". Eh, NO. This is Mary's mobile phone, You're an insecure freak, and if she's happy having that msg on her mobile phone, so is she.

Freefaller

The American use of "sick" as something good.
Oh my God that car is "sick" you're house is "sick"
"The Smart Economy"

Ave Nocturna

The whole "And he turned around and said... Then SHE turned around and said" crap really gets on my nerves.

Also, "Your ma" is beyond old at this stage...

Oh and the use of "me" as opposed to "my"

"Your ma turned around and told me me ma was roidin Anto and I turned around and says WHA"

:mad:

bohsboy

This new "much" phrase I notice in posts here. As in "annoying much?". :rolleyes:

RhubarbCrumble

Could of, would of, should of
It's could HAVE, would HAVE, should HAVE! :mad:

The_Joker.

You're a legend
You're a star
You're a life-saver

Smeggy

One little word has really been p1ssing me off lately especially on Facebook and that is -- HUN ... Typical conversation involving simpletons who use this "word"!!

Hey hun how are you xxxxx lol!!

Grand hun lol not a bother you? xxxxx

Can't complain hun lol !! xxxxxx

Talk soon hun lol !!! xxxxx

Bye hun! Loves ya hun xxxxx


And it is mostly girls talking to each other like this? This kind of conversation makes me want to do a Britney on it- shave my head and smash a car in with an umbrella!! :mad::mad:

The_Joker.

I dudn't know where the hostipal is, I think I sprained me ankle or something.

Mr Cawley

i was like 'hello' and she was like 'whatever'

americanisms in general

BluesBerry

PaganKing wrote: »

When people say "definightly" for "definitely" :mad:

I hate when people say that too and DEFO that really irritates me :mad:

casandra

Politicians

" and it's important to say "

Plowman

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sky88

get the boat

Duckjob

casandra wrote: »

Politicians

" and it's important to say "

"The facts of the matter are..."

Ms. Captain M

rebel10 wrote: »

I am not irritated by these words, i just find them quite disgusting as words and shudder if someone says them:

clammy
panties
fart
septic
pus
scrotum
vagina
moist

In my job I have to say 'discharge' quite a lot, I hate saying it!

rebel10

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

In my job I have to say 'discharge' quite a lot, I hate saying it!

Yup "discharge" is definately another one.
Hope you don't have to say "excretion" alot too?!!
Does your job does involve descriptions of bodily functions, etc.
I'm squirming right now thinking about it!:(

CrazyRabbit

My name is URL wrote: »

Octopi = 25.1327412

Hehe...funny.

hightower1

Use of the word "several" when referring to just any old amount drives me mental!!!! WTF.

single = one
couple = 2
few = 3
half dozen = 6
several = 7
dozen = 12

and so on so fourth.

News reporters in particular love referring to anything above 3 as being several????!!!!! The hint is in the F***ING name dumbass. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sergeant

Retweet

Blogosphere

Twittorati

All these words conjure up images of Starbucks, Apple Macs, designer stubble, and being signed up members of the Kunt Club.

billymitchell

"Essential" when used in relation to music.
Essential for what exactly?

Sam Kade

Issue to replace the word problem :mad:
Going forward, who the fcuk goes backwards :rolleyes:
Dropping T and replacing it with D as in butter budder :rolleyes:

chakotha

To "step foot" as in "I'm not stepping foot in that dump again"

It's "set foot"

messymess wrote: »

"I could care less" meant when the person obviously means "I couldn't care less".

****in eejits, I could care less about them

That irritates me too.

Nanaki

It's - it is/was
Its - possessive
Your - possessive
You're - you are
We're and were are not equivalent
There they're and their are not equivalent
There are only 5 vowels, they're not hard to include
"I done" is incorrect, you mean "I did"
I shouldnt of left out the apostrophe and I should have used the correct words
People said he was been facetious, but he was just being grammatically correct

--Kaiser--

hightower1 wrote: »

Use of the word "several" when referring to just any old amount drives me mental!!!! WTF.

single = one
couple = 2
few = 3
half dozen = 6
several = 7
dozen = 12

and so on so fourth.

News reporters in particular love referring to anything above 3 as being several????!!!!! The hint is in the F***ING name dumbass. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

*Facepalm*
Several does not mean 7...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/several