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peanuts

  • 08-07-2010 06:14PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭


    There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table,

    and John and his friends start snacking on them.



    When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am,

    and thank you for the peanuts."

    Grandma says,

    "You’re welcome.



    Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."


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