A random waffle thread?

kilburn

buy a balaclava, parka and plastic gun and go as a terrorist !

zuroph

feck paint, get some cardboard in the art shop and use that, it'd be cheaper. and you'd get a better finish.

Conor Bourke

kilburn wrote: »

buy a balaclava, parka and plastic gun and go as a terrorist !

As per this?

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

zuroph

my mate went as a suicide bomber many years ago, we have a pic somewhere of him trying to get on a bus and getting refused.

limklad

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

Well for ya- I remain costumeless, I repeat costumeless

So you going around buck-naked instead? I think this has been tried before when you entered the world screaming. The first thing they did was cover you up.

Alaskimo-cake wrote:

Cheers man, I was gonna say I'd take it but I'm broke as a joke too, can't be spending money on paints etc...

Just realised I have a 32 inch tv box up in my office so I don't need it, but thanks for the inspiration!

Thanks goodness for the Box, Just hide the vital bits, just hide them!!!

Conor Bourke

limklad wrote: »

So you going around buck-naked instead? I think this has been tried before when you entered the world screaming. The first thing they did was cover you up.

Alas, I'm not Lady GaGa, so I don't go around in costume every day. I have in the past created a naked costume though, could return to that idea maybe!

Captain Average

Ah if I wasn't so skint, i'd be inclined to head to a fancy dress party too, this weekend. An excuse to break out the awesome Beetlejuice costume that I have.

Conor Bourke

Captain Average- been meaning to tell ya for the longest time, that I love your sig, makes me smile every time I see it

My jeebus but it's been a quiet week. Anyone have anything waffly wonderful to share?

zuroph

stil have nothing done about a costume. uh oh.

Raiser

zuroph wrote: »

stil have nothing done about a costume. uh oh.

stupidusername

I'm dressing as a school girl.... i know not inventive...but I couldn't lower my dignity enough to prance around in a horrible frumpy costume.so feck it!

Berty

stupidusername wrote: »

I'm dressing as a school girl.... i know not inventive...but I couldn't lower my dignity enough to prance around in a horrible frumpy costume.so feck it!

PICS NOW!!!!

Insect Overlord

It's not Hallowe'en yet Berty! :pac:

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Berty wrote: »

PICS NOW!!!!

Berty

Insect Overlord wrote: »

It's not Hallowe'en yet Berty! :pac:

I stand by my request.

stupidusername

Just how old are you berty, so I can judge if people calling you a dirty old man is justified or not

And since berty asked first, and so enthusiastically, he's the one that's going to get to see pics

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He's thinking of a suitable age to tell ya

Berty

stupidusername wrote: »

Just how old are you berty

Old enough

stupidusername wrote: »

And since berty asked first, and so enthusiastically, he's the one that's going to get to see pics

Sweet.

TestTransmission wrote: »

He's thinking of a suitable age to tell ya

Ssshhh you!

Raiser

Ah Halloween - where the Men dress spooky and the Gals dress slutty, something was definitely lost in translation there, but God bless our Pagan roots

Berty

Raiser wrote: »

Ah Halloween - where the Men dress spooky and the Gals dress slutty, something was definitely lost in translation there, but God bless our Pagan roots

My missus says Im a miserable sh*t because I wait for the kids to say "trick or treat".

Hang on a minute Mrs Berty. Thats their fvcking job. Last year they just stood there waiting for me to give them food. One child said "Trick or Treat" and I said "I'll take the trick". He just looked at me dumbfounded.

This year "herself" can answer the door. I will hide upstairs with the PS3

stupidusername

I'm with you berty. feck em all. they should know the true meaning of halloween, and not just want endless amounts of goodies :pac:

Berty

stupidusername wrote: »

I'm with you berty. feck em all. they should know the true meaning of halloween, and not just want endless amounts of goodies :pac:

I think I will read them excerpts from Emily Dickinson. Scary :eek:

stupidusername

Berty wrote: »

I think I will read them excerpts from Emily Dickinson. Scary :eek:

Sounds good ... bore the shite out of them, so they go away forgetting about the sweets and treats. I like it

Olaf

Ah, if you really want to piss them off though, just give them fruit. Actually worse than getting nothing, because you had less room for proper sweets

Berty

Olaf wrote: »

Ah, if you really want to piss them off though, just give them fruit. Actually worse than getting nothing, because you had less room for proper sweets

Maybe I'll have to as I have eaten some of the sweets already.

Captain Average

stupidusername wrote: »

Just how old are you berty, so I can judge if people calling you a dirty old man is justified or not

And since berty asked first, and so enthusiastically, he's the one that's going to get to see pics

ah it's fun to share. look, here's me as Beetlejuice



The guitar wasn't part of the costume, it just happened to be there:D

stupidusername

Nice try C_A, but no go. not havin you lot perv over my outfit - only berty allowed now*

in fairness berty (and TT) you're probably going to see some pictures

Berty

stupidusername wrote: »

in fairness berty (and TT) you're probably going to see some pictures

I have my loose crotched pants ready and waiting.

Captain Average

I just got Deja Vu. I hate that.

Limerick_Lass

I must admit I love Halloween!
Its great to see some imaginative costumes aswell... I lost count on how many supermans I saw around Limerick last year!