Limerick's Limericks Thread.

Raiser

Its a travesty that the Limerick City Forum has not had a Limericks Competition up until this point.

Let put that anomaly to rights here and now.

Whoever gets the most thanks's's in one week ending this time next Friday afternoon wins.

- The prize* will be stunning and will more than likely double your net worth instantaneously.


* Disclaimer: The prize mentioned may in fact be a completely fictitious prize, I reserve all right not to award this fictitious prize to anyone, your statutory rights have not been affected.

Captain Average

do they have to be Limericks about Limerick?

Raiser

Captain Average wrote: »

do they have to be Limericks about Limerick?

No, just entertaining and witty ideally.

If you want to win then aim to appeal to the Masses on here......

- Or to paraphrase, cut out the intellectual content and aim for the thrashy gutter material

Captain Average

Intellectual content is never going to be an issue with any of my posts.

CCSL

There was a young Limerick lad name of Raiser,
Whose words cut through threads like a laser,
He figured it fun to tease poor HoneyBun.
Raiser reckoned He'd Won and he basked in the Sun
Till she chased him around with a Taser....

Itsdacraic

Such sad souls that frequent this forum
Of misery we've breached our quorum
It's all doom and gloom
The end can't come too soon
But if I can't beat em I'll join em

Roadend

Itsdacraic wrote: »

Such sad souls that frequent this forum
Of misery we've breached our quorum
It's all doom and gloom
The end can't come too soon
But if I can't beat em I'll join em

This limerick is so full of big words
Itsdacraic thinks we're all stupid turds
but what he doesn't know, there's PMs on the go
saying that he's away with the birds

Stab*City

Itsdacraic wrote: »

Such sad souls that frequent this forum
Of misery we've breached our quorum
It's all doom and gloom
The end can't come too soon
But if I can't beat em I'll join em

Obvious winner its the only one with 5 lines so far..

Raiser

The Limerick Forum is a virtual Pit
That hast 1,000 Whingers in it
Watch your back as you sit
or you'll feel like a Tit
But its still good craic most admit

Kess73

Raiser can be mean and crude,
At times he is oh so lewd,
His posts are not worth reading.
For he is a man of low breeding
But if I say anymore I'll get sued.

Raiser

Kess73 wrote: »

Raiser can be mean and crude,
At times he is oh so lewd,
His posts are not worth reading.
For he is a man of low breeding
But if I say anymore I'll get sued.

mathepac

The was a young skanger from Tallaght
Who fell for bewer out in Balla
They bred 40 kids
Now life's on the skids
And she wishes he was less like a rabbit!

In a field near Old Thomondgate
Sez Julia to Jonny, "I'm late"
"Ah you're grand sure", sez he,
"Go on home for your tea,
"An' I'll rob a watch for you later."

mathepac

There was an oul' doll out in Weston
Walked around with only a vest on
Said the Guard "Oi, c'm'ere,
You can't do that here",
Said she "Underneath I've your lunch-e-on."