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Wanker Dies Getting Herself Off

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    #122
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    sesna wrote: »
    She would have had about a minute of consciousness before expiring.

    Not necessarily, some (most) people get knocked out straight by the shock. It beats burning up in a public ward with cancer, expiring over a few hours.


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    #123
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Is there something wrong if you get a boner after reading that story?


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    #124
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Should be a warning printed on all vibrators something like.

    Insert batteries correctly or instead of cumming you could go.


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    #125
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    It's a pity the authorities didn't realise information about the DVD she was watching...or the name of the clip

    They could then market it as "so HOT, you could DIE watching this"

    Maybe she saw a big dick and died from shock, in which case, I would HATE to be her boyfriend...having said that, I'd hate to be her boyfriend full stop, could you imagine what could have happened if someone had sex with her!


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    #126
    yosemite_sam
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭yosemite_sam


    spitfireIRL wrote: »
    what a first post!
    It will be hard to top


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    #127
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    jarecki1976 wrote: »
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

    That pic is going in the **** bank


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    #128
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    she looks really good, She cracks one off while watching porn. That's already two things we have in common. And she had to go and die :( We could have been really happy together.

    R.I.P

    A real loss :(


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    #129
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,107 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    1237576337_daffy-jerking.gif


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    #130
    Ann22
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    General Zod wrote: »
    aye, better lie to save the shame of their sister being known for enjoying one of lifes simple pleasures.

    Ah now come on..All people need to know is that she passed away in her sleep due to a heart defect..it'll be awful for her family to think people are tittering away about the actual circumstances..especially for the older ones.


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    #131
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    I glanced at the thread title and had a moment of panic, as two thoughts went through my head:
    1. Am I dead?
    2. Am I female?!?


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    #132
    force majeure
    Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    So it's not ok to joke about it, but it is ok to post speculative nonsense.

    Explain


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    #133
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    force majeure wrote: »
    Explain

    You implied she was on drugs.
    It's all in the part of the post he emboldened tbh..


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    #134
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html#ixzz0tBwhtWwn
    Wait! She was good looking? This changes everything! :eek:


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    #135
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Is there something wrong if you get a boner after reading that story?

    Nothing wrong with that at all.


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    #136
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bonerm wrote: »
    Wait! She was good looking? This changes everything! :eek:

    My understanding of women grows by the day.. Along with not having to go to the toilet, the good looking ones masturbate aswell.
    Great stuff.


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    #137
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    She should have practised safe sex.


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    #138
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Wow, must of been a hell of an orgasm!!

    I find it funny that the cat was found just sitting on her chest..............possibly wondering where to start eating her.


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    #139
    Melange
    Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    2 stroke wrote: »
    She should have practised save sex.

    Your username fits the thread quite nicely. hehehe. stroke.


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    #140
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    2 stroke wrote: »
    She should have practised save sex.

    Like ctrl+s?


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    #141
    po020435
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭po020435


    I believe Elvis Presley had a heart attack setting on the Jacks taking a dump :eek: Serious.


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    #142
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Like ctrl+s?

    I read that first as clit+s


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    #143
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Wow, must of been a hell of an orgasm!!

    I find it funny that the cat was found just sitting on her chest..............possibly wondering where to start eating her.

    We all love eating pussy


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    #144
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    po020435 wrote: »
    I believe Elvis Presley had a heart attack setting on the Jacks taking a dump :eek: Serious.

    Did he leave skids on the bowl?


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    #145
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Did he leave skids on the bowl?

    Nope, just his dignity.


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    #146
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    she came and went


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    #147
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My understanding of women grows by the day.. Along with not having to go to the toilet, the good looking ones masturbate aswell.

    Or maybe it's only the good looking ones who masturbate.


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    #148
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My understanding of women grows by the day.. Along with not having to go to the toilet, the good looking ones masturbate aswell.
    Great stuff.
    I think you may have quite a few days to go yet ...


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    #149
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    bonerm wrote: »
    Or maybe it's only the good looking ones who masturbate.

    I passed my mouse pointer excitedly over the word only, bah..


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    #150
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Amalgam wrote: »
    I passed my mouse pointer excitedly over the word only, bah..

    Sorry. :(Tits.


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    #151
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    po020435 wrote: »
    I believe Elvis Presley had a heart attack setting on the Jacks taking a dump :eek: Serious.

    Ah man how dare you make fun of Elvis, he died RIP RIP RIP


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