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MonkieSocks · 2010-07-12 13:56:14

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night: Five percent said it was to get a glass of water. Twelve percent said it was to go to the bathroom. Eighty-three percent said it was to go home. ________________________________ Jim says, ''My wife lets me subscribe to National…

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MonkieSocks

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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

Five percent said it was to get a glass of water.

Twelve percent said it was to go to the bathroom.

Eighty-three percent said it was to go home.
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Jim says, ''My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason.''

Steve says, ''Why's that?''

Jim says, ''Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit.''

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Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

A: Magnets have a positive side!
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Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?

A: A man's undivided attention!

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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