How to propose to me burd

mikerowsopht

This is a question for the ladies.
What is the best way ( romantic ) to propose to me burd

had 2 ideas

1) bring up breakfast in bed with one of those silver domes over the breakfast
but when she lifts the dome there is a ring on the plate instead?

2) Insert the ring into my bum just before a nice prostate massage milking from the missus, when she feels it and says what the hell is that, I would wait for her to pull it out while sayin " Willl ye marry me luv"

what do ye reckon, idea's welcome

Naos

Any way you can combine the two?

entropi

I'm pretty sure its still illegal to marry an animal in this country...

TiGeR KiNgS

You have a girlfriend ?

ElaElaElano

Definitely the second idea. Good old school romanticism, can't fault it.

Scarydoll

You can marry birds now?

Robbo

Is there anything to be said for a Danger ****?

Bob the Seducer

Naked...

Naked, wearing a bow tie.

super_furry

In both cases you're going to have to be careful she doesn't eat the ring.

Xavi6

Number 2 if you use a Johnny Onion Ring

amcalester

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/nottingham_forest-chants/you-dont-know-what-youre-doing-NFFC/

mikom

Propose to her over the phone.......... just give her a ring.

Menengroth™

what a lucky girl.

seamus

I'm sure a burd who'd marry a classy bloke like you would swoon at the knees if you buy her the usual Saturday night special (battur buuurger and chips) and stick the ring around a chip, asking, "How would you like to stick your finger in me ring?"

yuloni

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WindSock

mikerowsopht wrote: »

1) but when she lifts the dome there is a ring on the plate instead?

No way! I'd be extremelly disappointed if there were no fry up under there :mad:

Prof.Badass

Avoid the nerves by getting her friend to ask for you.

"Mikerowsopht wants to know if you'll marry him".

Foolproof :P!

NothingMan

Donkey punch and then just drag her to a chapel. It's the only way you'll get her to marry you.

Engelbert

Just get her dad to push the shotgun into your back a little harder although, thinking about it, that may displace the ring a little and cause a little mess with your anus option.

Gummy Panda

OP, how old are you?

ejmaztec

I think Paxo is called for on this special occasion.

ScumLord

Just tell her you and her father have decided she's getting married, women love it when you take the initiative.

mikerowsopht

I am 25, we are v [EMAIL="s3xu@l"]s3xu@l[/EMAIL] and love a laugh so I think she wud like the 2nd option. just need some burds opinion on it, it wouldn't b 4 every1 I understand

Mac Masters

Propose to her on boards! Send her a pm.

Plus if she's a member she might be reading this thread right now!

mikerowsopht

any womens opinions plz?

Gummy Panda

Then blindfold her, stick the ring in her pooper and let her find it.

Wompa1

If your going for cheap and cheerful. Hide the ring and pretend to be looking for something else like a contact, key etc. put it somewhere she'd find it and when she does get down on on knee.

yuloni

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Ruu_Old

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I am 25, we are v [EMAIL="s3xu@l"]s3xu@l[/EMAIL] and love a laugh so I think she wud like the 2nd option. just need some burds opinion on it, it wouldn't b 4 every1 I understand

By txt msg shud do da job!

Get her really drunk and glue the ring to her forehead. Then write 'will you marry me?' on her bathroom mirror and play the waiting game.
She'll love it.

Scarydoll

How could she resist either option. They are so classy and romantic.

super_furry

Deleted User wrote: »

Get her really drunk and glue the ring to her forehead. Then write 'will you marry me?' on her bathroom mirror and play the waiting game.
She'll love it.

Nearly perfect. Just need to change it to "MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pauleta

Dont ruin your life. Dump her and join a band.

El Weirdo

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

Naked...

Naked, wearing a bow tie.

Ah. Good old Frank Butcher.

annie19

I'm hoping this is smwone taking the mick , otherwise, ive lost all faith in men.

annie19

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ah. Good old Frank Butcher.

good one, u ere on d ball :rolleyes:

BLACKEN

Haha if this actually works out i dread to think of the awkwardness when little sally asks mammy and daddy how they got married!

General Zod

have you considered a fake tiger kidnapping?

annie19

annie19 wrote: »

I'm hoping this is smwone taking the mick , otherwise, ive lost all faith in men.

I don't understand why women repeatedly say this, one guy makes a gross statement of possible intent and suddenly all men are tarred with the same brush.

Should I lose all faith in women since I saw a rather heavy-set woman pissing her self while passed out in a town square a few weeks back?

When are you proposing darko?

Blindside87

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't understand why women repeatedly say this, one guy makes a gross statement of possible intent and suddenly all men are tarred with the same brush.

Should I lose all faith in women since I saw a rather heavy-set woman pissing her self while passed out in a town square a few weeks back?

Ya slagging me moth?

phill106

I demand a poll!

PCPhoto

I demand pics !!

sensibleken

bring her out for a champagne lunch. two days later after she uses the jacks put the ring in the toilet when asks about it say 'yeah, remember that glass of champagne you had the other day?'

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

When are you proposing darko?

To the fat bitch, well I think the drunk guy standing over her discretely rubbing one-off all ready did.

biko

Promise to "take her away from all this" and then move to Limerick.

Sound Bite

Ten out of ten for originality OP!

But just remember most women love telling the "proposal" story to their friends, colleagues, family, stranger ons the bus, future children etc. Just about everyone really.

Wonder how many people she'd be happy to tell about option number 2?

Good luck either way and make sure you let us know how it goes!

Paddy Samurai

mikerowsopht wrote: »

What is the best way ( romantic ) to propose to me burd

Bash her noggin in with a blunt instrument(no not that!) and drag her to the nearest cave.Amnesia is always a good start to a marriage.