The sexiest person you've EVER pulled!

heffomike54

Was in work one day, saw what I took to be a female Gardai sitting in a battered Renault Clio. Got chatting to her, turns out out she was a kiss-a-gram, hooked up with a few days later for a great night. Way way way out of my league, but one of my finest moments to date.:D

Vinta81

minidazzler wrote: »

Why would you need to go to the clinic for crabs? There are shampoo's for that crap. Also Protip: people without hair there don't get crabs. AFAIK (wiki says far less likely...thank fcuk for that then! )



Wait...he paid you and he was really good looking? Dudette, you hit the jackpot! :P

He didn't pay me?

Skerries

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

A Canadian actress called Laura Bertram. Had no idea who she was. She had to put on one of her films to convince me she was a real actress. The film was crap.

you were with Trance Gemini!?

minidazzler

Vinta81 wrote: »

He didn't pay me?

I know that...was a joke due to you saying whore! Obviously a bad one! I'll go cry in the corner now!

Vinta81

minidazzler wrote: »

I know that...was a joke due to you saying whore! Obviously a bad one! I'll go cry in the corner now!

Aw sorry defensive tonight I suppose If anyone's the whore clearly you Mr. Ferris Wheel. Must try that myself next time Funderland is in town :pac:

minidazzler

Vinta81 wrote: »

Aw sorry defensive tonight I suppose If anyone's the whore clearly you Mr. Ferris Wheel. Must try that myself next time Funderland is in town :pac:

Was thinking the same here! Gonna make it my thing I think! haha Anyway, I'm not a whore, I'm a dirty rotten slut of a man!:D

Vinta81

minidazzler wrote: »

Was thinking the same here! Gonna make it my thing I think! haha Anyway, I'm not a whore, I'm a dirty rotten slut of a man!:D

Nothing wrong with that kid

I need to be more adventurous last month has been quite uneventful.

orourkeda

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

What's the hottest bird you've ever pulled? You know the type, girls that normally would be WAY out of your league, but still you managed to bag!

Whether it be in a nightclub, at work, back in the day at school etc etc

By the way, this applies to girls as well!

Is every thread you start going to involve banging in some way?

Great if it is

MonkeyTennis

Jim Corrs ex ( she was a Miss Switzerland)

he was distracted (possibly by Aliens)

orourkeda

helimachoptor wrote: »

Almost pulled Liz bonnin once, she kept checking me out as she walked by!

you should have banged the biochemistry out of her

minidazzler

Vinta81 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that kid

I need to be more adventurous last month has been quite uneventful.

Tuesday night is dogging night down at the marina...meet you there? :P

Conor Bourke

Minidazzler- I thought I was adventurous, but you sir are an inspiration! Well done

Vinta81

minidazzler wrote: »

Tuesday night is dogging night down at the marina...meet you there? :P

I do the docks on a Weds That spot at the very end by the gates :cool:

minidazzler

Vinta81 wrote: »

I do the docks on a Weds That spot at the very end by the gates :cool:

Ah, but that's work, can't be mixing business with pleasure!

Alaskimo, I have to say, it was really just pure luck that the girl I was hanging with had the same sexual appetite as me!

Vinta81

minidazzler wrote: »

Ah, but that's work, can't be mixing business with pleasure!

Alaskimo, I have to say, it was really just pure luck that the girl I was hanging with had the same sexual appetite as me!

See you in 20 so

Keogg

irish-stew wrote: »

the hottest bird the girls have pulled?

I've pulled a bird, and I'm a girl








Ok well it was drunk truth or dare, but it still counts

Royal Irish

I pulled a girl who used to have her own tv show on SKY years ago. I think the name of the show was, Theres something about Miriam.

Majestic 12

Royal Irish wrote: »

I pulled a girl who used to have her own tv show on SKY years ago. I think the name of the show was, Theres something about Miriam.

I'd say you had a bit of a "crying game" after that! :rolleyes:

spikeprint

I went out with a really hot Italian girl once, but she wasn't half as hot as my current girlfriend, who is also wickedly funny. I love her, the cheeky mare......

Royal Irish

spikeprint wrote: »

I went out with a really hot Italian girl once, but she wasn't half as hot as my current girlfriend, who is also wickedly funny. I love her, the cheeky mare......

You can PM me the truth when she is not looking over your shoulder

matchthis

Some actress from the crying game. She's on her way here now with a big surprise for me, can't wait!!

Naos

The amount of ghey coming from the "My Other Half" responses!

jordan..

efb wrote: »

Gorgeous guy in Lille, after ten minutes small talk in the bar he was like, "so we go to your hotel, for the sex?". me: "Drink Up"

He was useless in bed!

you shlagg

The Express

A friend of mine pulled an absolutely out-of-his-league stunner and I ended up meeting them for a few drinks.

Everyone in the pub was glancing at her, and she knew it.

Anyway, she totters off to the jacks and I was talking to my mate about her, saying she was gorgeous, and a really genuine girl and all that.

Quite innocently, I was interested to hear about where she worked, so I asked my friend 'what does she do'?

His reply: anal, now and again.

I couldn't look the girl straight in the face for the rest of the night.

Capt'n Midnight

helimachoptor wrote: »

Almost pulled Liz bonnin once, she kept checking me out as she walked by!

Didn't realise she was into anthropology.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Mine was a second generation Afghani in Austalia in these stylish, and very sexy, ripped jeans and a boob tube. Had the whole dark features with bright green eyes going on. And she was a feckin doctor!

That thread giving out about Australia doesn't know wtf it's missing

Dead Kennedys

Myles Sweet Spy wrote: »

Mine was a second generation Afghani in Austalia in these stylish, and very sexy, ripped jeans and a boob tube. Had the whole dark features with bright green eyes going on. And she was a feckin doctor!

That thread giving out about Australia doesn't know wtf it's missing

an sure wud ya not be lookin' for a nice coleen when you were out der, stick to yer own!

Seaneh

I scored an all Ireland Irish dancing champion on her 18th birthday about 3 years ago, she was stupidly fit. Dunno if she's the hottest I've ever been with but first that springs to mind right now.

Chairman Meow

nm

NothingMan

Chairman Meow wrote: »

nm

NothingMan? Nice :cool:

gent9662

Miriam O'Callaghan

Fizman

Thread would be much better with pics I believe!

Last summer was strangely my best summer to date I think. Scored two ridiculously hot women. First was a Portuguese girl in Jersey in June. We went there for 5 nights and I saw he for about 3 of the 5. My God what a body! On our last night we were fooling away in the hotel room and I jokingly asked if I could cut off a little piece of her ass to take home with me. She laughed and said that's not really possible, but..............

......asked if I would like to take some pics of her as of right then and there! :eek: Jackpot. I proceeded to take some pics of her in the nip, doing different poses on the bed (it was all very tasteful I can assure you), after maybe 7 or 8 I threw it over to her and she reviewed, deleted a few she didn't like, threw the phone back over to me and away we went again!

It got to the point where I even asked her to put back on her red thong (I think it leaves a little more to the imagination ). There was about 10 of us lads on that trip. All the rest of them decided I had a bit of a Carlsberg weekend.

In saying that, August of last year in Crete I pulled the most amazing Russian girl the last few nights. She would probably be my no. 1. Her FB albums are insanely hot and they make me cry.

fakearms123

I scored a cracker a few years ago on holidays in Israel, turns out she's a singer and actually had a popular song which won her the eurovision in 1998

alexlyons

Fizman wrote: »

Thread would be much better with pics I believe!

Last summer was strangely my best summer to date I think. Scored two ridiculously hot women. First was a Portuguese girl in Jersey in June. We went there for 5 nights and I saw he for about 3 of the 5. My God what a body! On our last night we were fooling away in the hotel room and I jokingly asked if I could cut off a little piece of her ass to take home with me. She laughed and said that's not really possible, but..............

......asked if I would like to take some pics of her as of right then and there! :eek: Jackpot. I proceeded to take some pics of her in the nip, doing different poses on the bed (it was all very tasteful I can assure you), after maybe 7 or 8 I threw it over to her and she reviewed, deleted a few she didn't like, threw the phone back over to me and away we went again!

It got to the point where I even asked her to put back on her red thong (I think it leaves a little more to the imagination ). There was about 10 of us lads on that trip. All the rest of them decided I had a bit of a Carlsberg weekend.

In saying that, August of last year in Crete I pulled the most amazing Russian girl the last few nights. She would probably be my no. 1. Her FB albums are insanely hot and they make me cry.

Pics and a link or GTFO

SamB64

Her nickname was Goober -- now I'm off on memory lane....

Fizman

alexlyons wrote: »

Pics and a link or GTFO

I assure you it's very true. If the thread had pics already I may be so inclined to post one or two innocent ones.

weiland79

Latvian stripper in Riga she was fabulous.

And i would like it to be noted that she pulled me.

NothingMan

fakearms123 wrote: »

I scored a cracker a few years ago on holidays in Israel, turns out she's a singer and actually had a popular song which won her the eurovision in 1998

I hope sha gave you some tea bagging!

efb

So did you all inadvertently score trannies then?

Banned Account

Anyone else laughing at the internet nerds and their pulling fantasies - go poindexter!

smurgen

was my girlfriend til she dumped me 4 months ago! was in crane lane in cork the other night and a spanish chic made a b-line for me no messing about mauled the head off me, Eva mendez look alike!then tried to speak fluent spanish-not a word of english. was half thinking of breaking into liam russells bookshop to rob a dictionary.

Scored two other dingers at oxegen and then broke my phone,loosing both their numbers.

All in all i manage to score decent women but something always goes very wrong!

LadyW

A chef in the Royal Dublin Hotel....

bonerm

I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World and then acting like he can't even recall what her name was.

"Oh it was Linda <something>" as though he's too cool to even look up her name & commit it to memory afterwards. :rolleyes:

smash

bonerm wrote: »

I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World

What about all the bull**** stories that start with "my girlfirend/wife" ?

Naos

bonerm wrote: »

I love the guy with the bullshít story about pulling Miss World and then acting like he can't even recall what her name was.

"Oh it was Linda <something>" as though he's too cool to even look up her name & commit it to memory afterwards. :rolleyes:

To his credit, he said she was Miss World 20 years ago. Not that hard to believe, we have our own Miss World and I'm sure someone on boards pulled her/know's someone that did.

It'd be different if he was claiming she was a recent Miss World as oppossed to a thirty something.

And as for the second name, I'd be hard pressed to give the first name of some of the girl's I've pulled - not because I've pulled loads but because if I don't need that information and I know I'll never need it, why bother commit it to memory? I have other things I'd rather burn my braincells on.

Tar.Aldarion

Naos wrote: »

The amount of ghey coming from the "My Other Half" responses!

You obv have no survival instinct





you







/thread. back out of. heh heh heh

Lux23

It was a guy I met at Halloween 2008, he was model hot and really cool but for some reason I didn't bother to text after he gave me his number, I just assumed he wouldn't text back. Should have took the chance.

fullstop

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

A former Miss Ireland (modesty and misplaced chivalry prevents me from disclosing the name) was the best known, but the hottest is someone completely different.

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Anyone else laughing at the internet nerds and their pulling fantasies - go poindexter!

Pot....kettle etc?

Wibbs

An Italian woman about 10 years ago. Stunning. Like proper out there stunning. Went out for a while. She was constantly being stared at. weird. Long term I reckon it would start to get too weird.

Naos

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

You obv have no survival instinct





you







/thread. back out of. heh heh heh

She already knows it without me having to say it you see...

>.<