Happy Hand Time

.SONIC. · 13-07-2010 1:18am #1

so theres many to difernt names for masturbation,

****,
going to the gym

choke the chicken
chop the chilli

so what do you call it??

and if youve got any good names for it please post them

Redzer7 · 13-07-2010 1:20am

Pulling the todger off me self.

KeithM89_old · 13-07-2010 1:21am

Squirtin the worm

starlit · 13-07-2010 1:22am

what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
never heard about going to the gym?

only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:

Yakult · 13-07-2010 1:24am

Wrist exercising.

.SONIC. · 13-07-2010 1:25am

snuggles285 wrote: »

what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
never heard about going to the gym?

only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:

kind of a private joke, but i think it might stick, its got pottential

greenmachine88 · 13-07-2010 1:26am

time to masturbate

Pauleta · 13-07-2010 1:27am

Hammer time

jd007 · 13-07-2010 1:27am

Masturbation

.SONIC. · 13-07-2010 1:28am

greenmachine88 wrote: »

time to masturbate

blunt and to the point . . . LIKE MY COCK:rolleyes:

lol jk my cock is average

Mint Sauce · 13-07-2010 1:29am

having a ****

Deus Ex Machina · 13-07-2010 1:30am

Exorcising the demons.

Decanting my testicles.

Demilitarising my nob.

Exonerating the paedophile.

Balancing the Id and the Superego.

Eviscerating Eros' Gadfly.

Squeezing the last of the crums out of the sock.