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  • 13-07-2010 9:40am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.

    While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

    "Goat," the little boy replied.

    "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth,

    "Are you sure about that?"

    "Yep," said the youngster

    "I heard Dad say to Mom,

    'Today is just as good as any to have that old goat for dinner."

    ___________________________________

    Women have no sense of humour

    She’s just gone off in a huff, just because I swapped one of her tampons for a party popper....

    ___________________________________


    I met a fairy today who granted me one wish, I want to live forever I said.

    Sorry said the fairy; I am not allowed to grant wishes like that.

    Fine I said, I want to die when England win the world cup.

    'You crafty bastard!' said the fairy.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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