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  • 13-07-2010 8:05pm
    #1
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭


    The country was in such a terrible state,
    Then the dial arose for a budget debate.
    It was quite a few minutes before L***han spoke,
    Then he said, “sex will cost 10 euro a poke”.
    “Whether you’re short, fat, thin or thick,
    the tax will be paid for the use of your pr*ck.
    B*rtie arose to tremendous applause,
    he kissed M*ry Co***lan and ripped off her drawers.
    He straddled across her and rode her at will,
    Then shouted “hey taoiseach put that on my bill”.
    E**a. stood up and he was quite glum,
    “will this tax apply to those who like bum?”
    “you taxed all our petrol our beer and our fags,
    and now you want to tax us on shags?”
    The taoiseach stood up and cried, “just listen here
    we are taxing it all, even if you are q*eer.
    if your over 70 we will means test your card
    but we want a tenner if you still can get hard
    If your unemployed and on the dole,
    You still have to pay when you get your hole


    Now thru the bedrooms of Ireland at night
    there’s many a fanny locked good and tight
    they are taxing booze petrol and smoking
    now they are taxing when we are poking,
    this benefit now can cost you 2 grand,
    so ignore your partner and turn to your hand,
    just think of the money you leave in the bank
    when you go to the bathroom and have a quick w*nk


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