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A Dublin Love Poem

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  • 16-07-2010 8:07pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Of course I loves ya darlin'
    You're a bloody top notch bird
    And when I say yer gorgeous
    I means every single word.


    So yer arse is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin there to grab.


    So yer belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, I don't care
    So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round dere.


    No woman yer age
    Has a nice round perky bust
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did what ya must.


    I'm tellin ya the truth now
    I never tells ya lies
    I think its very sexy
    Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs.


    I swear on me grannies grave
    From the moment that we met
    I thought you was as good as
    I was ever gonna get.


    No matter what you look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shur up while the Dubs on
    And get me anudder beer.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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