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Property recession? someone should tell this guy..

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    #32
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    gleep wrote: »
    Lets all ring Billy, make appointments to view tomorrow, then drive by and pelt the fecker with balls of dog sh1te!

    Let's not but say we did.


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    #33
    Nevyn
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    Bedsits were going for 500 to 700 a month in the dublin 2 and 4 areas.
    Mad but true.


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    #34
    starbelgrade
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    I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.


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    #35
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,342 ✭✭✭mojesius


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.

    And the car parking space is worth the other half - You can hop into your car every morning and speed away from the sh1thole as quickly as possible.


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    #36
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.


    But you'd be pooing into the sink.


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    #37
    Sofiztikated
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Bedsits were going for 500 to 700 a month in the dublin 2 and 4 areas.
    Mad but true.

    But that's not a bedsit, it's clearly an apartment. It's got walls. Clearly worth more.


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    #38
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    It says it would suit a non smoker!

    Wonder what evacuation procedures are in place in time of emergency?


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    #39
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,342 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    It says it would suit a non smoker!

    Wonder what evacuation procedures are in place in time of emergency?

    'Climb out the window, then climb out the other window. If this is not possible, hammer through the makeshift fireplace wall and climb up the chimney'.

    Non-smoker - Billy has some balls being so picky about his tenant.


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    #40
    Jaysoose
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    You will have a handy escape route through the hole where the hob/microwave/grill thingy was....it would obviously blow up the time it was switched on.

    I wonder did billy step back from his masterpiece and think "i could get 500 lids a month for this, not bad old bill.... not bad at all"


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    #41
    syklops
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..

    I love how the fine looking fireplace, which I would love to have in my place has been blocked off, and instead is that crappy electric fire.

    The microwave/electric hob combo is hilarious.


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    #42
    daveyboy_1ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭daveyboy_1ie


    Joking aside, its mad to think he would easily have got that 2 years ago for what essentially is one larg-ish room with a partition and possibly a shared bathroom. The country was mad I tells you..............


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    #43
    Ash.J.Williams
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    It looks like a half-way house for a serious sex offender.


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    #44
    nxbyveromdwjpg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭nxbyveromdwjpg


    He'll get 500 for it


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    #45
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,342 ✭✭✭mojesius


    nm wrote: »
    He'll get 500 for it

    Is that you Billy?


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    #46
    ssaye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭ssaye


    If you worked remotely from Roscommon
    www.daft.ie/2918072

    450 a month 5 bed detached


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    #47
    clived2
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    .


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    #48
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    ciagr297 wrote: »
    jaysus, is this for real? how depressed would you feel being in this space?
    Agreed, I'm depressed just looking at the pictures.

    Sometimes the pics make me laugh at how depressing they are.
    Here's a pic from similar place: http://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg
    I think the interior design really captures that sense of loneliness and isolation, but in a really thoughtless and sterile way.


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    #49
    bonerm
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Agreed, I'm depressed just looking at the pictures.

    Sometimes the pics make me laugh at how depressing they are.
    Here's a pic from similar place: http://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg
    I think the interior design really captures that sense of loneliness and isolation, but in a really thoughtless and sterile way.

    I'd frame and hang that picture on my wall. It's brilliant. Who is this amazing photographer?


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    #50
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    bonerm wrote: »
    I'd frame and hang that picture on my wall. It's brilliant. Who is this amazing photographer?
    Here's the listing for that one: http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=915210


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    #51
    Doop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Doop


    If one thing comes out of this recession I hope to god its places like this that dissapear.

    Slum lord doesnt cover it. I feel sorry for the non-nationals who often end up in places like these and get a shi*ty impression of Ireland.


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    #52
    bonerm
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Here's the listing for that one: http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=915210

    His use of perspective and light is impressive & exciting.


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    #53
    mojesius
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Here's the listing for that one: http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=915210

    Ah in fairness, at least it has a cooker and quite an interesting toilet seat. Where's the bed:confused:


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    #54
    General Zod
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    someone should nominate that picture for the next Boards Photography charity book.


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    #55
    General Zod
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    mojesius wrote: »
    Ah in fairness, at least it has a cooker and quite an interesting toilet seat. Where's the bed:confused:

    Is a chair not good enough for you to sleep on?


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    #56
    mojesius
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    General Zod wrote: »
    Is a chair not good enough for you to sleep on?

    I don't know, Maybe you'd make better use of the space by sleeping in a brace position in the gap between the sink and the cooker. Using the wire tray as a pillow.


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    #57
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    bonerm wrote: »
    His use of perspective and light is impressive & exciting.
    I noticed some good use of leading lines and rule of thirds too.
    If you look at the picture of the chair again, all the leading lines make the crying-chair (as I've now dubbed it) the main focal point of the piece.
    The blown-out light outside thrusts upon us a sense of agoraphobia.
    It's a wonderfully subversive piece I must say.


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    #58
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Wow a wardrobe with a bed in it!


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    #59
    Tastic82
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭Tastic82


    love this thread!

    check out
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=637282

    250 quid a week! maybe its a typo I dunno...


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    #60
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I'd prefer to sleep in my car


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    #61
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Tastic82 wrote: »
    love this thread!

    check out
    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=637282

    250 quid a week! maybe its a typo I dunno...

    Jesus thats alright, I dont even live in Dublin but would nearly rent it anyway


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