your momma's so fat

smash

When she fell down the stairs I though eastenders was over!


What's your favourite?

It's not her fault. It's a genetic condition and I'd ask you kindly not to make fun of it.

Thank you.

Cypher_sounds

Your mommas so fat when she jumped in to the ocean the whales started singing ‘we are family’

Your mommas so fat even Dorah cant explore her

Einhard

...she's endangering her health, and is at risk of contracting a whole host of obesity related conditions, such as diabetes and heart disease. Perhaps you might mention the possibility of her losing some weight, through moderate exercise and a balanced diet.

YFlyer

Come in Mary Harney

prinz

Your momma's so fat this was her one and only contribution to boards.ie

fat momma wrote:

hiuo mjhgy nakmwes hgfadyt ,mnpoi..,m.,mads

Degag

This was voted best joke ever for those who are interested...


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Storminateacup

Omg, that is hysterical.



no it really actually was.

Shiminay

urm, lol?

Methinks someone has no idea what tCN is for.

Storminateacup

its for the mentally challenged, who are smart enough to know where they rightfully belong?
am i right?!
do i get a prize??

Star Lord

Yo momma's so fat she thought these jokes were funny. But then she laid eyes on Gary Busey and knew she could never have him unless she started to give


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!1!

Squarewave

Your momma's so fat she- HOLY SHIT! A MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!

mink_man

yo mommas so fat, all her relationships are at long distance!

Squarewave

Some of the monkeys are wearing HATS!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAhaha hahaha!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Squarewave

Now they're upside-down...!!!
Defying the laws of gravity!
How do they do that?

How...?

pogsick

Yo' momma's so fat, when she was cremated all flights in Europe got cancelled!

Storminateacup

Yo momma so fat, her blood groups dolmio.

Degag

Kharn wrote: »

urm, lol?

Methinks someone has no idea what tCN is for.

Well therefore it'd be one of the AH Mods, cause it was moved from there!

Cicero

Your mama's so fat, even Sarky would think twice about saying........YOUR MA!

smash

Degag wrote: »

This was voted best joke ever for those who are interested...

I like this one better...

A man is in hospital with his wife on her death bed after being in a coma. He's about to have the machines turned off after years without response. He bends down says he loves her and gives her a kiss goodbye when suddenly her finger twitches. He rushes to the doctor to tell him and the doctor tells him to try a bit more. He goes back in and kisses her and touches her nipple and her fist clenches. He rushes back to the doctor again and the doctor tells him to take it another step further, maybe try some oral... 2 mins later he rushes out crying 'she's dead, she's dead' and when the doctor asks what happened, the man reply's "She choked"...

cyberwolf77

What did you say about my mother?

Cicero

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

What did you say about my mother?

YOUR MA!!!




*****runs*******:p

joes girls

Storminateacup

oh wow, way to kill the thread.

WIZE

yo mamma is so fat I had to roll over twice to get off her

Storminateacup

Yo momma so fat she was baptized at sea world.

joes girls

Storminateacup wrote: »

oh wow, way to kill the thread.

Yep i really killed this thread ........ maybe i will leave it dormant for over a month before i come back and kill it again

Storminateacup

Yeah, I think thats a good idea.

How does it feel knowing you fail at life

Matt Holck

liberating

amcalester

Your Momma is so fat she joined weightwatchers and won slimmer of the year. She is now 4 stone lighter and much happier.

WIZE

amcalester wrote: »

Your Momma is so fat she joined weightwatchers and won slimmer of the year. She is now 4 stone lighter and much happier.

Im a proud son

joes girls

Storminateacup wrote: »

Yeah, I think thats a good idea.

How does it feel knowing you fail at life

You tell me, you seem to be rather good at it!

Storminateacup

Lol, true that.

I'm the loser that takes the internet so seriously I report posts that make me so upset I comfort eat.

Aren't you like, in your 40s or something?? Jesus Christ.
I bet your one of those serial eaters.
We should ask Joes Girls kids for "yo momma so fat" jokes. Im sure they heard them all at school.

Squarewave

Storminateacup

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joes girls

Storminateacup wrote: »

Lol, true that.

I'm the loser that takes the internet so seriously I report posts that make me so upset I comfort eat.

Aren't you like , in your 40s or something?? Jesus Christ.
I bet your one of those serial eaters.
We should ask Joes Girls kids for "yo momma so fat" jokes. Im sure they heard them all at school.

So you're so far up Sarkys bum, he is keeping you informed of PM's and the likes that i sent, i could not really give a sh1t what you think of me or what ya think i am......., obviously Sarky told you the content of my PM and the reason i reported your post as you have brought my kids into this, didn't realize Sarky has to run everything by you, next time i want to report you i will go to a proper MOD, i have lost all faith in Sarky as a MOD now!
Oh and whatever you think i am, at least i don't spend my time insulting people in what is meant to be a silly forum!
It's great to hide behind your re-reg name.

WIZE

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Storminateacup

joes girls wrote: »

So you're so far up Sarkys bum, he is keeping you informed of PM's and the likes that i sent, i could not really give a sh1t what you think of me or what ya think i am......., obviously Sarky told you the content of my PM and the reason i reported your post as you have brought my kids into this, didn't realize Sarky has to run everything by you, next time i want to report you i will go to a proper MOD, i have lost all faith in Sarky as a MOD now!
Oh and whatever you think i am, at least i don't spend my time insulting people in what is meant to be a silly forum!
It's great to hide behind your re-reg name.

You went whining to Sarky, and as per your request, I got a wrist slapping VIA pm.
Isn't that what you wanted??

Its supposed to be a silly forum -- not a forum for really annoying whinebags. "WAH WAH WAH"

Storminateacup

WIZE wrote: »

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That pic looks like the guilmines in tramore.
Isn't JG from wexford? OH NO! DONT DO IT!

WIZE

heres one for you storm. It suits you

Storminateacup

ha!
wish i had his height

Matt Holck

it was just a 2' cement ledge but thanks

Squarewave

I think we're gonna need industrial amounts of Dr. Phil in here so we can begin healin' the hurtin'

Squarewave

Cicero

Storminateacup wrote: »

That pic looks like the guilmines in tramore.
Isn't JG from wexford? OH NO! DONT DO IT!

i thought Tramore was Waterford meself.....