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The best forfit for a bet

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  • #52
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Just make sure they're unwashed...... GIGGITY GOO!!

    Indeed. Female basketballers skidmarks do it for me too


  • #53
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Markom5a wrote: »
    Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!
    You're fúcked. :pac:


  • #54
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,472 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    She has to post her number on Craigs List casual encounters section and have kinky phone sex with the first person who calls her...

    edit: who would probably be someone from AH at this stage!


  • #55
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Markom5a wrote: »
    Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!

    That shouldn't be problem; simply adopt the defensive tactics of the late 80's Detroit 'Bad Boy' Pistons.
    This should help you negate any skill advantage she may have/leave her badly injured.
    This is presuming you are actually physically stronger than her.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4laiUoeOcGA


  • #56
    Smeggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    Get her to walk through Harlem wth a sandwich board on her.....


  • #57
    yimrsg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭yimrsg


    Go busking in a busy street singing the Macarena and doing the full dance routine.


  • #58
    bm365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭bm365


    Smeggy wrote: »
    Get her to walk through Harlem wth a sandwich board on her.....

    .....which reads "I hate Naggers"


  • #59
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    She has to go dogging.


  • #60
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    If she loses dont make her do anything

    Shes a woman, to lose comes naturally.

    Its simply one more boot into femanisim and equality.

    Dont lose or i will kick you in the head.


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  • #61
    machhu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭machhu


    she has to sit outside night club at 2.00am with sign USE ME


  • #62
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    get her to wear her PJs in public for a while


  • #63
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    get her to wear her PJs in public for a while

    Maybe she already does :eek:


  • #64
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    1. Get her to go topless and paint the jersey of your favorite football on naked upper body and walk the length of O'Connell street in just that and a pair of shorts.

    2. A private full monty strip for you. (then video it on the sly)

    3. Her and a hot female mate do a private full monty strip for you. (then video it on the sly)


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