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SO I went to the docotor

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  • 25-07-2010 1:32am
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    funky penguin
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    .......and he said, damn, you're penguin.

    Needless to say, this brought about a need to coverse abut recent events in pants of one "Lindsay Lohan", whom as you will all remember, is actually a chair.

    The parrot turned to me and whisperd.....

    exactly

    Naturally, TarDOTAldarian posed the biggest threat, being made of a superior alloy.

    However, with teh combined forces of Sarky and his alter ego Sarky, I'm sure the threat of the

    OVERLY EXAGGERATED

    roll of tin foil will be......somethingd.


    Deep in her hide-away atop a mountain of suggestively shaped goo, sNarah records the proceedings as a .bmp O course, sxt is in a corner looking for pwetty girls. BUT AREN"T WE ALL GIRLS IN A WAY!?!???

    All hail in an orderly line:


    lightbulb.jpg


    If you feel like it, donate an asparagus or mashed potato for Damo el Diablo's pet monster, Steve.



    /end liquored-up transmission.


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    Solitaire
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    cherryghost, look at this. This isn't just a mere drunkedpost. This is goddamn drunkpost ART :cool:

    I <3 funky :D

    IN A PLATONIC WAY!!! :mad:


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    Funky is art incarnate, i wish to fornicate with him, with a lightbulb


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    #4
    funky penguin
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    I made wajer last night. Whiskey and Jager.

    Surprisingly like drinking Whiskey and Jager.


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    Solitaire
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    At least it wasn't Samjager! :eek:


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    #6
    funky penguin
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    /vomits in deight


    /is drunk agin


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    so sexy when people get sick


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    sNarah
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    I come carrying aspergues and cabbage dear Flippers.

    Now do me!
    And Tar!


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    #9
    funky penguin
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    /commences orgy of suggestive vegetables and boards users


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    #10
    sNarah
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    *moans with pleasure*


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    #11
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Pics? Or bmps? :eek:


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    charmer
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    Ooooooohhhh vegetables.. I want in on this :pac:



    Nothin' sexier than a turnip.


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    so I went ta da dactar and I says to him well 'I'm a flirtaholic please help me!?' Please refer to flirtaholic anonymous!


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    DocTar here


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    Sarky
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    I'm going on holiday somewhere sexy but dangerous.

    Could you give me a few jabs..?


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