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  • 28-07-2010 5:08pm
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    Jumbo156
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    I was walking with my nearly 5 year old the other day, when he fell off his scooter onto the ground.
    He sits on his bum and won't move.
    I asked him if he was ok to which he replies.
    " I was just thinking, if I sit here long enough, people will start giving me money"

    Great, I am rasing a beggar :)


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    The Big Red Button
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    I want your kid! :D


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    Deliverance
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    Brilliant:D


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    slarkin123
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    Absolutely brilliant. Kids are great at times. I was dropping my 3 down to my sisters, my son is 6. A huge african man passed the car covered from head to toe in black, black hat, black jumper, black trousers black shoes. My lovely son gets all excited and shouts Mammy look, its a burglar.


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    pickarooney
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    My three year old was sitting on his bed the other day and I asked him what he was doing.
    "Just thinking"
    "About what?"
    "I made a lot of mistakes" he said, gravely.

    Freaked me out until about an hour until I realised he was trying to remember the rest of the words to a song he'd been listening to (Sufjan Stevens' Chicago, for anyone wondering).


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    silja
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    When I was pregnant with the twins, their movement was very visible at times, even through a winter jumper. I was looking at a shop window when a little girl beside me said:
    "Mummy look, that lady's tummy is moving!"
    Mum: "Yes, she has a baby in her tummy."
    Girl: "But why isn't she carrying it in a pram?" (obviously not a babywearer ;) )


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