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Kicked out of the bed!

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  • #52
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd be lucky to get someone into my bed so i'd never ever kick them out!

    i.e. you have a face of a dog who got kicked in the face with a brick...


  • #53
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    i.e. you have a face of a dog who got kicked in the face with a brick...

    Yup. But bricks dont have legs, silly.


  • #54
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd be lucky to get someone into my bed so i'd never ever kick them out!

    Shall we get the violins out........


  • #55
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    i.e. you have a face of a dog who got kicked in the face with a brick...

    Well, with your charm .. I'd say you have no problem getting women into bed.


  • #56
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, with your charm .. I'd say you have no problem getting women into bed.

    girls be squirting left and right for me, filthy sluts!


  • #57
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    girls be squirting left and right for me, filthy sluts!

    You're a virgin, arent you?


  • #58
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Squirting mace......


  • #59
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, with your charm .. I'd say you have no problem getting women into bed.

    Add to that the fact that it must be nigh-on impossible to 'shake hands with the unemployed' when you have fake arms and all of a sudden the frustration is understandable.


  • #60
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Add to that the fact that it must be nigh-on impossible to 'shake hands with the unemployed' when you have fake arms and all of a sudden the frustration is understandable.

    Well Heather Mills managed to open her legs to anyone with money and she has a fake one!!!


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  • #61
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    I wasn't so much kicked out of bed as launched out of it!

    myself and a German lady friend were doing the bad thing in her apartment she rented in town with her mate,they had a tiny room with a bunk bed and she had the top bunk
    as we hit "full flight" the slats that hold up the mattress must have buckled with the motion and the weight of the two of us and gave way,so the two of us and the mattress went into freefall! :eek:

    thankfully my mate had taken the other wan home with him otherwise she'd be dead,and I'm not sure how I could have defended that one in court!

    landlords take note,buying cheap furniture for your tenants could end in death!


  • #62
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    pow wow wrote: »
    He said I'd be so much cuter if I lost a couple of pounds. I was a size 10 at the time.

    :eek:

    Was this before or after he kicked you out of bed?


  • #63
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, with your charm .. I'd say you have no problem getting women into bed.

    That kinda stuff seems to work for the lads on Jeremy Kyle.


  • #64
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    amacachi wrote: »
    That kinda stuff seems to work for the lads on Jeremy Kyle.

    So does having no teeth!!! Having said that have you seen most of the 'women' who appear on Jeremy Kyle, you wouldn't get up on them to hang wallpaper!!!


  • #65
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    We were getting started so to speak and I went to kick some sheets out of my way and kneed my girlfriend right.....between the legs. Went nowhere after that


  • #66
    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    We were getting started so to speak and I went to kick some sheets out of my way and kneed my girlfriend right.....between the legs. Went nowhere after that

    I'm not surprised. Nothing worse than a knee to the balls.


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  • #67
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Myself and the other half respect each other to be throwing each other out. We dont believe in sex before marriage and after ten years together in October are probably the happyist couple on the street. If things start to get out of control we have a saying " What would god do ?"

    Nuke the site from orbit, enlist the Israelites to wipe them out, stick them in a desert for 40 years, send a plague, kill their first born, crucify your son for somebody elses sin.....Hate to see a full blown row in your gaff.


  • #68
    Popeyes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Popeyes


    Yourself wrote: »
    It comes up a fair bit in everyday conversation but has anyone ever been kicked out of the bed for doing or saying something that was such a complete turn off to the other person that they called a halt to the whole thing???

    I just figured that this saying must have some foundation!

    I once kicked a chick out of bed.

    She was saying how she wanted to be four-some-d by four other guys (she was more of a casual acquaintance, so to speak, than a girlfriend) and it got under my skin pretty bad.

    I told to her to get the fook out.
    She started getting all teary eyes and apologetic and pathetic - you know how chicks do - then I referred to her using some strong derogatory references, which seemed to do the trick, as she fooked off fairly shortly thereafter.


  • #69
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Popeyes wrote: »
    I once kicked a chick out of bed.

    She was saying how she wanted to be four-some-d by four other guys (she was more of a casual acquaintance, so to speak, than a girlfriend) and it got under my skin pretty bad.

    I told to her to get the fook out.
    She started getting all teary eyes and apologetic and pathetic - you know how chicks do - then I referred to her using some strong derogatory references, which seemed to do the trick, as she fooked off fairly shortly thereafter.

    Eh?


  • #70
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    whats wrong with the walrus account jake?


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