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Who's Circumcised?

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    #62
    brummytom
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    Nope, anyone know what kind of percentage of lads in the UK/Ireland are? Would'nt have thought it'd be much


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    #63
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Ummmm...thanks?!

    Love to see women openly embracing the handjob, there should be more women like you in important positions (ooo matron) in this country!

    I salute you!

    Do you prefer to give dry handjob or use some baby oil?
    Rubber gloves or an open palm?


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    #64
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    I can't have unprotected sex without getting it done, so it's snip it or no kids.

    Why am I posting this?


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    #65
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    kfallon wrote: »
    Love to see women openly embracing the handjob, there should be more women like you in important positions (ooo matron) in this country!

    I salute you!

    Do you prefer to give dry handjob or use some baby oil?
    Rubber gloves or an open palm?

    Really? Not many women give handjobs? I find that hard to believe....you're meeting the wrong women!

    In answer to your question...I like the sandpaper-in-palm method :cool:


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    #66
    IvySlayer
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    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    I can't have unprotected sex without getting it done, so it's snip it or no kids.

    Why am I posting this?

    Errr...That's a vasectomy.


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    #67
    kfallon
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    In answer to your question...I like the sandpaper-in-palm method :cool:

    :eek: You've gone from hero to zero :D

    Women will tug on it but I find a lot resist it when you are on the couch watching tv and you turn to them and say, "Any chance of roughing up the suspect!"

    I mean I'd finger or eat ye out at the drop of a hat but then again not every guy is a considerate lover like myself..... :p


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    #68
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Errr...That's a vasectomy.

    No it's not. Read it again, can't have kids without getting it done.


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    #69
    petes
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Errr...That's a vasectomy.


    No, he means either get the foreskin removed or he can't have unprotected sex, therefore no kids.


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    #70
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    kfallon wrote: »
    :eek: You've gone from hero to zero :D

    Women will tug on it but I find a lot resist it when you are on the couch watching tv and you turn to them and say, "Any chance of roughing up the suspect!"

    I mean I'd finger or eat ye out at the drop of a hat but then again not every guy is a considerate lover like myself..... :p


    You sound like quite the catch :)


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    #71
    11811
    Registered Users Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭11811


    My local doctor is doing a special on circumcisions at the moment,

    1/3 off...


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    #72
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    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    No it's not. Read it again, can't have kids without getting it done.

    On the hand and flick it at them - what's the problem?


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    #73
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    11811 wrote: »
    My local doctor is doing a special on circumcisions at the moment,

    1/3 off...


    If he did a good job would you let him keep the tip:pac:


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    #74
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    No it's not. Read it again, can't have kids without getting it done.
    Insurgent wrote: »
    No, he means either get the foreskin removed or he can't have unprotected sex, therefore no kids.

    Ahhh I get it now!

    Apologies good sir!


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    #75
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    You sound like quite the catch :)

    I know you're intrigued.....admit it :D

    I know a couple of mates who had to get their foreskin removed in their 20's cos it got too tight, they couldn't strike a boner for about a month without being in agony!


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    #76
    thebigbiffo
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    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    No it's not. Read it again, can't have kids without getting it done.

    explaination? cos that's weird


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    #77
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Ahhh I get it now!

    Apologies good sir!

    I should have been clearer, really. Basically (squeamish people look away now) if I tried having sex without a johnny, there'd be an ungodly bloody mess to rival world wars. Think it's called phimosis medically.


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    #78
    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    My genetalia remain un-mutilated.


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    #79
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    kylith wrote: »
    My OH is circumcised and it certainly is odd to handle one without a foreskin. I'm always afraid I'll hurt him because the skin doesn't have the 'give' that I'm used to.

    Why? How MANY are you USED to?


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    #80
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    kfallon wrote: »
    I know you're intrigued.....admit it :D

    I know a couple of mates who had to get their foreskin removed in their 20's cos it got too tight, they couldn't strike a boner for about a month without being in agony!


    You had me at "roughing up the suspect" ;)

    F*cking hell, having to get it done after puberty must be absolute hell :(


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    #81
    tolosenc
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    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    I should have been clearer, really. Basically (squeamish people look away now) if I tried having sex without a johnny, there'd be an ungodly bloody mess to rival world wars. Think it's called phimosis medically.

    As far as I'm aware, that can happen during protected sex too...


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    #82
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    You had me at "roughing up the suspect" ;)

    F*cking hell, having to get it done after puberty must be absolute hell :(

    That one always gets the ladies, like to use 'throttling the lodger too', must be really impressing you now :D

    Yeah it was really sore for them, stitches in it, said it looked a right mess and the morning wood didn't help. Basically tried to avoid any stimulation or titilation for a month cos the pain wasn't worth it!


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    #83
    kylith
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    Berty wrote: »
    Why? How MANY are you USED to?
    Only one at a time, pet.


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    #84
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    kylith wrote: »
    Only one at a time, pet.

    Want to get your jaws around one more? ;)


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    #85
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    Berty wrote: »
    Want to get your jaws around one more? ;)

    Careful now - one too many and you might turn Bertie...


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    #86
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    kfallon wrote: »
    That one always gets the ladies, like to use 'throttling the lodger too', must be really impressing you now :D

    Yeah it was really sore for them, stitches in it, said it looked a right mess and the morning wood didn't help. Basically tried to avoid any stimulation or titilation for a month cos the pain wasn't worth it!

    /trembles with desire :D

    I suppose it kind of makes sense then, the American way of getting nearly all boys circumcised as babies...much better to go through it at that age than face having the agony in later life when boners are rampant!


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    #87
    Berty
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Careful now - one too many and you might turn Bertie...

    She sounds like she has had one too many by her other post. :D


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    #88
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    /trembles with desire :D

    How about 'slap boxing the one eyed champ' :D


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    #89
    mikom
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    Little known fact:
    Most cannabis smokers don't have a foreskin........ they have a five-skin instead.


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    #90
    parker kent
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    krudler wrote: »
    its not like us circumcised lads walk around with it "out in the open" all the time:D maybe I should though, put some stock on display...

    But if any uncircumcised guy walked around with their foreskin rolled down it would be INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. Just rubbing off of underwear etc would be enough. Getting circumcised means that men lose a little sensitivity.


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    #91
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    parker kent wrote: »
    Getting circumcised means that men lose a little sensitivity.

    I know what you mean, a guy I know got circumcised a few years ago, before he got it 'chopped' he used to cry watching 'Steel Magnolias', post circumcision whenever he sees that film now he just says, "Bunch of geebags".....no sensitivity at all!!!


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