Most scumbag thing you've done

Big Nasty · 21-03-2011 3:34pm

Did a legger on a taxi a couple of times in my youth. Broke a few girls hearts. Stole a girl in work's tips in error one night and by the time I realised what I had done it was too late to own up. Nothing too major thank God!

ricero · 21-03-2011 3:41pm

pissed in peoples sinks from time to time

Big Nasty · 21-03-2011 3:42pm

ricero wrote: »

pissed in peoples sinks from time to time

Have done this on occasion when well tuned, but mostly in my own one!

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 3:50pm

dollyk wrote: »

let my fone fall into the toilet " after i had used the loo", fished it out and brought it to local vodafone shop. stood there cringing when the chap took it apart, wiping his hands in his trousers, while i explained i had spilt water on it by mistake ugghh.

I have done this too
But I never told the guy in the shop that i dropped down the loo, he sent it off to korea or something, and the shop sent me a text when it came back.
When I went in to the shop they had my water damaged phone, and a A4 of the it's insides show the said water damage.

Of course i feigned shock...
not really scummy though...just chancing
I have done worse.

BTW just reading through this thread now...and it rocks

The american Pscycho guy desrved all he got

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 4:17pm

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha so true !

One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

he landed 5 metres from the car

and you drove around him coz he bounced off the car?

ricero · 21-03-2011 4:53pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Have done this on occasion when well tuned, but mostly in my own one!

same couldnt be bothered walking up my stairs

Big Nasty · 21-03-2011 4:54pm

ricero wrote: »

same couldnt be bothered walking up my stairs

Oh no, I don't do it in the kitchen sink! :eek:

Bathroom sink only but I do like it in the shower too!

ricero · 21-03-2011 4:56pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Oh no, I don't do it in the kitchen sink! :eek:

Bathroom sink only but I do like it in the shower too!

ah kitchen sink has been done on a few drunken nights

yea the shower aswell it would be rude not to

Gerty · 21-03-2011 6:15pm

There was a man once. I don't recall his name. Frequented the billiard palace downtown. He made a comfortable wagering whether or not he could swallow certain objects, billiard balls being a specialty. He'd take a ball, stick it in his gullet and regurgitate it. One day, I decided to challenge this man. Ten thousand dollars to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now he knew I had seen him do this trick at least a dozen times so I can only surmise that he thought I was stupid. I laid out the cash and he swallowed the ball. It lodged in his throat and he choked to death right on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the billiard ball was one sixteenth of an inch larger than the other balls, just too large for him to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, My friends?

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 6:21pm

I don't

Choose your own balls?
get to know your balls first?

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 6:22pm

Never swallow the white

carry around a ruler?

chicken fingers · 21-03-2011 6:23pm

Gerty wrote: »

There was a man once. I don't recall his name. Frequented the billiard palace downtown. He made a comfortable wagering whether or not he could swallow certain objects, billiard balls being a specialty. He'd take a ball, stick it in his gullet and regurgitate it. One day, I decided to challenge this man. Ten thousand dollars to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now he knew I had seen him do this trick at least a dozen times so I can only surmise that he thought I was stupid. I laid out the cash and he swallowed the ball. It lodged in his throat and he choked to death right on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the billiard ball was one sixteenth of an inch larger than the other balls, just too large for him to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, My friends?

yeah, were talking about original new material and you are regurgitating stuff we've all seen before.

Trooperboyo · 21-03-2011 11:02pm

I was having a few cans wathing a film on tv and was going to the toilet a lot. So then I figured; why go to the toilet when there is an empty cans around! Didn't miss any important parts of the film after that

dvpower · 21-03-2011 11:22pm

Trooperboyo wrote: »

I was having a few cans wathing a film on tv and was going to the toilet a lot. So then I figured; why go to the toilet when there is an empty cans around! Didn't miss any important parts of the film after that

Since Sky invented Live Pause, pissing in cans is down 14%

turnfan · 21-03-2011 11:45pm

Paid a clamper with a 50 euro note that was 75% up my ass for the 20 mins I waited for him. Felt bad about that. FYI I wasn't illegally parked (in the driveway of my house in an estate!!!!) , and got my money back from apoca.

Fozzydog3 · 29-08-2011 1:26pm

When we where about 10 me and my friend would go to this one park a few times a month and do dumps on the slide and in the maze and we'd make younger kids run through the maze and over our poo . oh how we laughed

Rubberlegs · 29-08-2011 1:54pm

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

When we where about 10 me and my friend would go to this one park a few times a month and do dumps on the slide and in the maze and we'd make younger kids run through the maze and over our poo . oh how we laughed

Ha ha, that's terrible, and I am worse for wetting myself laughing at it:D

pappyodaniel · 29-08-2011 2:17pm

I used to work with people with disabilities and one of the guys I used to take out to the shops etc. was a complete ****ing asshole. He was a big obese guy who'd insult me from the start of my day to the end, boast about how much money he had and tell me all about his (make believe) girl-friends.

One day after I dropped him home, I stole his walking stick and gave it to another service user who needed it more.

I was like a modern day Robin Hood, I stole from the cnuts and gave to the retarded.

previous user · 29-08-2011 2:21pm

Used to go to the local fields with me mates and set fire to some trees ,
sometimes I'd just stare into the flames for ages becoming hypnotized by the flames.
Oh and at Halloween I used to aim Fireworks at kids.

seanmc1980 · 29-08-2011 4:30pm

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

Catxscotch · 29-08-2011 4:41pm

seanmc1980 wrote: »

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

There are no words- i am speechless!!

29-08-2011 4:46pm

I threw a runner at a teacher when he didn't give me a peno on a sports day. Bit harsh now I think of it:o

Eroticfishcake · 29-08-2011 4:46pm

Catxscotch wrote: »

There are no words- i am speechless!!

Yes there are..'spots on her ass' : eeeewwww gross :eek:

lastlaugh · 29-08-2011 4:54pm

Me and a load of me mates use to lob bricks and stuff at the Fire Brigade at Hollaween if they dared show up and try put out the fire.

We also put FloGas bottles in the fire for the craic. BOOM!

Does that count?

tallaghtmick · 29-08-2011 4:59pm

seanmc1980 wrote: »

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

I must be getting old....wtf is a 5 to 2 bird?

Eroticfishcake · 29-08-2011 5:00pm

lastlaugh wrote: »

Me and a load of me mates use to lob bricks and stuff at the Fire Brigade at Hollaween if they dared show up and try put out the fire.

We also put FloGas bottles in the fire for the craic. BOOM!

Does that count?

Yeh definitely counts as scumbaggery and prickish alright..hope you never need the firebrigade to cut you out of an accident while some little scumbag is wasting their time :mad: