Most scumbag thing you've done

donutheadhomer

I shot the Sheriff

pragmatic1

EurasianBadger wrote: »

I shiot the Sheriff

What about the deputy. Did you shoot him.

Rabidlamb

Drove for 5 years without any tax or NCT.
Now an upstanding citizen I must impress.

donutheadhomer

pragmatic1 wrote: »

What about the deputy. Did you shoot him.

I did not shoot the deputy

keen

fizzynicenice wrote: »

I pissed on the nite link.

Used to shoplift outta HMV wen i was a kid. Got stung eventually though.

Snap, sneaked a pint on the nitelink once and and the pissed in the empty glass. Placed the full pint glass btween two chairs were I thought it would be safe.... Smash oh the shame.

Robbed loads as a kid too.

Beruthiel

iSoap wrote: »

Shot an insurgent in the kneecaps when I did my tour with 3 Para in Afghanistan. Keeps me up at night.

You do know we all have access to your previous comments....?

Irishcrx

I was no angel when I was younger, done a few thing I wished I hadn't.

The worst I can think of was probably during a football match when I was about 15-16 fella who was marking me was having a bit of handbags during the game, which we lost and he took me down late in the game in the box ref didn't give the peno...

After the match he came up to shake my hand and I was still fuming so instead of shaking his hand or just walking away I headbutted him and spat on him breaking his nose in the process....got a firece ban for it aswell...which I deserved.

Plazaman

maglite wrote: »

The smell of Bull****e,

You did a tour with 3para in Astan... Wow, was that before or after your leaving cert in 2010. and presumably before you started college this year.

Beruthiel wrote: »

You do know we all have access to your previous comments....?

LOL, feel the burn
When Playstation Goes Bad - Part III

Blondini

had a fap in a field beside a horse after an evening of drunken heavy petting (not with the horse)

roast

I was tame and threw apples at cars.

Mike 1972

EurasianBadger wrote: »

I shot the Sheriff

pragmatic1 wrote: »

What about the deputy. Did you shoot him.

EurasianBadger wrote: »

I did not shoot the deputy

Seemingly its legal then ?

Ev84

iSoap wrote: »

Shot an insurgent in the kneecaps when I did my tour with 3 Para in Afghanistan. Keeps me up at night.

You should get a mud-flap for that top lip of yours you know, to stop all the bulls**t spraying everywhere.

Panda General

i used to go round pissing on car door handles when i was younger don't ask why i really stupid back then, i know its not the worst scumbag thing to do but that's the worst i can think of.

eternal

I really dont know what the definition of 'scummy ' is.One night I deliberately seduced a decent married guy ,just for a kick.He was crying out of guilt after .And no ,I didnt feel bad after thinking about it .

pragmatic1

eternal wrote: »

I really dont know what the definition of 'scummy ' is.One night I deliberately seduced a decent married guy ,just for a kick.He was crying out of guilt after .And no ,I didnt feel bad after thinking about it .

Thats very high up on the scummy scale.

eternal

To be fair I didnt tie the guy down ,he had a choice .And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

pragmatic1

Being a typical little scumbag in my youth.

RichieC

eternal wrote: »

To be fair I didnt tie the guy down ,he had a choice .And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

that guy = men :rolleyes:

Jesus Wept

eternal wrote: »

And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

You've found your level obviously.

eternal

Completely wrong interpretation.I enjoyed being with him.Other 'men' as stated ,not so much .Plus note the word decent .And yeah I knew Id get slated but at least Im being honest ,compared to a lot of posts (which are real) on this.I mean ,I threw apples.That doesnt even deserve a response.

randylonghorn

eternal wrote: »

I really dont know what the definition of 'scummy ' is.One night I deliberately seduced a decent married guy ,just for a kick.He was crying out of guilt after .And no ,I didnt feel bad after thinking about it .

eternal wrote: »

To be fair I didnt tie the guy down ,he had a choice .And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

So ... assuming he was guilty by reason of being born with a cock and balls, what had his wife done to you?

Ev84

eternal wrote: »

I knew I'd get slated

You are getting slated for not feeling guilty. I hate people who have no conscience. Dangerous f**kers they are.

eternal wrote: »

I mean, I threw apples. That doesnt even deserve a response.

For that now, I'm going to give it a response...

roast wrote: »

I was tame and threw apples at cars.

I threw them at doctors... An apple a day keeps the doctor away (If you throw it hard enough )

Loopy

fillmore jive wrote: »

Stole a chair from Burger King when I was drunk one night

I stole a highchair from McDonalds in Sydney, got chased down the road with it too

PARKHEAD67

Pauleta wrote: »

I once wore my mates celtic jersey because i spilled something on my t shirt. The embarrassment of walking home was unimaginable. I looked like i was going to steal something.

Aye, must have made quite a difference to your usual daily garb-Armani suits and whatnot. Ya walloper:rolleyes:

ottostreet

eternal wrote: »

To be fair I didnt tie the guy down ,he had a choice .And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

Wow...you are a gob****e.

tman

In eternal's defence, the husband was the true scumbag here.

If someone is going to cheat, they'll cheat. What does it matter if it's with you or the next person they meet?!?!? (I'm a poet and I didn't know it!:P)
I've been the "other person" once, and the guy who has been cheated on. In both cases there was one, and only one scumbag - the person who did the cheating.

yogimotorsport

I used hate a lad with a passion when i was younger ,he used always have his car parked with sunroof tilted up,iv lost count the amount of times i knelt on the roof and pissed through the sunroof,thank god iv grown up since then and were now civil towards each other

gargleblaster

ok well let me set myself up for judgment here then. i have cheated on a few boyfriends before, for revenge after i'd found out they'd cheated on me. now i know this isn't the most logical thing to do, i should have just broken up with them, but i was young and obviously being stupid.

i never thought of it as a particularly scumbaggy thing to do, though i do know it wasn't right. i guess in actuality it really is a scumbag thing to do. so there's my answer: revenge cheating.

also i disagree with the tman, if the other person knows the person they're with is married, they're not exactly being non-scumbaggy.

tricks

tman wrote: »

In eternal's defence, the husband was the true scumbag here.

If someone is going to cheat, they'll cheat. What does it matter if it's with you or the next person they meet?!?!? (I'm a poet and I didn't know it!:P)
I've been the "other person" once, and the guy who has been cheated on. In both cases there was one, and only one scumbag - the person who did the cheating.

Completely agree with you

A lad spilled some of his drink on me in a nightclub once so after apologising profusely we got chatting. A few minutes later some girl comes charging over screaming her head off, pushed him out of the way and proceeded to verbally abuse and threaten me saying 'dats me fella I HAVE A BABY WIT HIM ya little slut ya fúcking whore' and the likes. Granted yeah she was drunk but jesus she didn't speak a word to him just attacked me.

I've noticed this more and more among young people, if someone cheats it's nearly always the 'other person' who gets the bad name and the abuse and the couple almost always stay together? Bunch of lunatics in my opinion

littlefriend

eternal wrote: »

One night I deliberately seduced a decent married guy ,just for a kick.He was crying out of guilt after .And no ,I didnt feel bad after thinking about it .

tricks wrote: »

I've noticed this more and more among young people, if someone cheats it's nearly always the 'other person' who gets the bad name and the abuse and the couple almost always stay together? Bunch of lunatics in my opinion

I think ppl have an issue with the bits I have highlighted more than just the cheating.

Oranage2

Hmmmm.....

Bought a Kabab, took a bite, didnt like it so I threw it a sleeping homeless man - Probably not my greatest moment -

KeithM89_old

Oranage2 wrote: »

Hmmmm.....

Bought a Kabab, took a bite, didnt like it so I threw it a sleeping homeless man - Probably not my greatest moment -

He was probably grateful for it


...unless it was from Abrakebabra.

tricks

eternal wrote: »

To be fair I didnt tie the guy down ,he had a choice .And its not half as bad as what was done to be by men over the years .

Bitter?

That's not being scummy, that's just being an evil cúnt

omen80

I used to work nights in an office but my supervisor was a total bitch. Whenever I was alone and had to fart I would sit on her chair, pull my pants down and let rip......

That's more immature than scumbag really but it felt like I was getting one back at her!

eternal

How do any of you know if Im even telling the truth.I could be half man /half wilderbeast.This is the internet after all.

Nailz

Mmm, I probably had done something scummy before, I just can't remember anything (for a gawson my memory has gone to ****).

Well I told a preacher on Grafton Street to **** off once, but he started annoying me personally.
While playing soccer I once followed through on a clearance to kick a dude in the nads, not my proudest moment, but he went in two footed on me.
Hurled soccer related abuse the odd time when I was drunk.

Can't remember anything else. I'm normally quite an easy going guy, hooray for me.

Jordonvito

I was in a club in Galway with two of my friends and this lad came over to us trying to start a row with us, he was inebriated but he was still a sack.

Anyway he was taking his phone out of his pocket and a 50 fell out without him noticing so I stepped on it, hence covering it with my foot.

Then he asked one of the lads to hold all of his stuff, phone, smokes and wallet. Amongst the items was another 50, so my friend asked me for a 20 euro note and I gave it to him, which he replaced with your man's 50, your man didn't cop on at all and he ended fecking off after trying to start another fight with us.

I didn't regret or feel bad it at all but I suppose it was a scumbag thing to do.

Kepti

eternal wrote: »

How do any of you know if Im even telling the truth.I could be half man /half wilderbeast.This is the internet after all.

Is that the sound of back-pedaling I hear?

Bodhisopha

This thread reminds me of being a kid trying to think of some tame shiit i did to tell the priest in confession.

eternal

Why is everyone so mean to homeless people on this forum.No one knows what the future holds ,anyone could be homeless themselves in the future.I remember being in London and met the nicest ,most intelligent homelesss people .My heart goes out to them.

Jesus Wept

eternal wrote: »

Why is everyone so mean to homeless people on this forum.No one knows what the future holds ,anyone could be homeless themselves in the future.I remember being in London and met the nicest ,most intelligent homelesss people .My heart goes out to them.

Maybe other homeless people have done bad things to them and they use this to justify their behavior regarding all homeless people.

Oranage2

Bodhisopha wrote: »

This thread reminds me of being a kid trying to think of some tame shiit i did to tell the priest in confession.

Ha so true !


One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

eternal

You nearly killed someone and left them there .There are no words to describe what a sick f*cker you are.How do you know they didnt die afterwards.Christ and people onto me about having sex with a willing man.

siltirocker

I once dug the ash tray outside the hospital at 4am on the way home.

Oranage2

eternal wrote: »

You nearly killed someone and left them there .There are no words to describe what a sick f*cker you are.How do you know they didnt die afterwards.Christ and people onto me about having sex with a willing man.

Well I'm not the one that slept with a /married man, little miss home wrecker - you deserved to be put in jail

eternal

Sleeping with someone whos willing -not against the law.hit and run-against the law.
You are comparing me to having sex with someone whos wife was in another country and would never find out to you leaving someone on the road to die.
You could actually get jail for that ,since you brought up jail.That is sick

a-k-47

Well I'm not the one that slept with a /married man, little miss home wrecker - you deserved to be put in jail

are you for real?... that poor person YOU crashed into could or did die, or is crippled for life and you have the neck say the above comment. End thread we have a winner. Sick.,

sean corcoran

eternal wrote: »

Sleeping with someone whos willing -not against the law.hit and run-against the law.
You are comparing me to having sex with someone whos wife was in another country and would never find out to you leaving someone on the road to die.
You could actually get jail for that ,since you brought up jail.That is sick

a-k-47 wrote: »

are you for real?... that poor person YOU crashed into could or did die, or is crippled for life and you have the neck say the above comment. End thread we have a winner. Sick.,

you guys really have no idea what a joke is do you?

eternal

What joke ? are you for real.Nearly killing some .ssoooooo funny

Shield

I got it, if that helps? Good one too!

sean corcoran wrote: »

you guys really have no idea what a joke is do you?