Most scumbag thing you've done

sean corcoran

eternal wrote: »

What joke ? are you for real.Nearly killing some .ssoooooo funny

*facepalm

really? ill give you a hint

he didnt really turn off his lights, the whole thing turned into the film wrong turn

a-k-47

sean corcoran wrote: »

*facepalm

really? ill give you a hint

he didnt really turn off his lights, the whole thing turned into the film wrong turn

and were all supposed to know that?... im sure were not the only ones who didnt get it.

sean corcoran

a-k-47 wrote: »

and were all supposed to know that?... im sure were not the only ones who didnt get it.

do you take everything on the internet so seriously?

Seaneh

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha so true !


One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

Some day you will see jail, and you'll deserve it. I really hope you get a slap from a random nutjob sometime soon.

sean corcoran

Seaneh wrote: »

Some day you will see jail, and you'll deserve it. I really hope you get a slap from a random nutjob sometime soon.

once again, he was joking

anyway my contribution, i screamed at 2 zealots (who had been clearly brainwashed as they were only 18 and 19) on grafton street for trying to tell me that the world was only 3000 years old and that dinosaurs and humans co-existed peacefully and that god judged the dinosaurs and thats why they are extinct,

not exactly scumbaggy but after an hour and a half, a trip to an internet cafe and a questionnaire i did with over 100 people on grafton street i think i made the poor kids lose faith in their religion

Richard Dower

act like a douche on boards.

Seaneh

was jumped walking home from a night out by two scumbags when I was 18/19. They took my wallet (which was empty... Obviously... Hence walking home...) and my phone (beat up piece or **** worth about a tenner...) and gave me a bit of a kicking.
I knew their faces. One was about 23 from dublin but living in Athlone, other easy about my age and from the roughest part of town.
Anyway, saw the Dub about 3 weeks later by himself drunk in a quiet part of town. Ran behind him, smashed his face off a shop front, kicked him around a bit, made him apologise, stole his wallet and phone (threw both in a bin), tied his shoes together and tossed them over a power line and told him his friend (who did most of the damage when they jumped me) would get worse when I saw him...

Few months later me and a friend are in his car driving home from the cinema and I see the other scummer cutting through a park as a short cut. I tell the friend to drive over.
I got out of the car, ran behind him and shouted his name. He turns around and asks 'who the **** are you'.

I say I just want to ask him something.

He saunters over acting hard and before he can say anything I give him a kick in the balls and watch him fall on the ground. I proceeded to batter the **** out of him... Kicked him around the ground until he could hardly breath and then battered his face with my hand. Took his wallet out of his pocket and then searched his socks and shoes and found about 200 in 20's and 50's and a baggie with pills and either coke or speed. took 100 of it to replace my wallet and phone then, as he watched, ripped up and burned the rest, poured drugs onto the ground and ground them into dirt, kicking said dirt in his face.

He muttered something about 'ill have you killed boy'. So I said something like I may as well hurt you properly so and broke his nose.




Not proud of how I handled it, but I couldn't walk alone at night for a long time after they jumped me as I was worried it would happen again and I know of a few other people the same lads jumped so they deserved it...

seanybiker

Proper order. Nice one

Canis Lupus

Seaneh wrote: »

was jumped walking home from a night out by two scumbags when I was 18/19. They took my wallet (which was empty... Obviously... Hence walking home...) and my phone (beat up piece or **** worth about a tenner...) and gave me a bit of a kicking.
I knew their faces. One was about 23 from dublin but living in Athlone, other easy about my age and from the roughest part of town.
Anyway, saw the Dub about 3 weeks later by himself drunk in a quiet part of town. Ran behind him, smashed his face off a shop front, kicked him around a bit, made him apologise, stole his wallet and phone (threw both in a bin), tied his shoes together and tossed them over a power line and told him his friend (who did most of the damage when they jumped me) would get worse when I saw him...

Few months later me and a friend are in his car driving home from the cinema and I see the other scummer cutting through a park as a short cut. I tell the friend to drive over.
I got out of the car, ran behind him and shouted his name. He turns around and asks 'who the **** are you'.

I say I just want to ask him something.

He saunters over acting hard and before he can say anything I give him a kick in the balls and watch him fall on the ground. I proceeded to batter the **** out of him... Kicked him around the ground until he could hardly breath and then battered his face with my hand. Took his wallet out of his pocket and then searched his socks and shoes and found about 200 in 20's and 50's and a baggie with pills and either coke or speed. took 100 of it to replace my wallet and phone then, as he watched, ripped up and burned the rest, poured drugs onto the ground and ground them into dirt, kicking said dirt in his face.

He muttered something about 'ill have you killed boy'. So I said something like I may as well hurt you properly so and broke his nose.




Not proud of how I handled it, but I couldn't walk alone at night for a long time after they jumped me as I was worried it would happen again and I know of a few other people the same lads jumped so they deserved it...

It's illegal to burn money.

VNP

he was reducing inflation of the economy

tallaghtmick

i kidnapped maddie m........nah not worth it:pac:

Goldenegg

Last week, I was dancing with my boyfriend, having a great night when this ****ing idiot around 18/19 comes up and starts grinding up behind me.

At first I said "sorry just dancing with himself" and your man walked away. A few mins later, he comes back, same thing again, so my boyfriend said " listen man, **** off". He ignored him and wouldn't move so I turned around and pretended to dance with him so just when he was getting into it, I kneed him in the balls and turned back around to dance. Revenge is sweet!

Squirm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

My uncle used to live on the streets in Dun Laoghaire. He actually had an apt. and he was not a scumbag (as you so put it) but rather, had mental health issues and was experiencing a psychotic break. It took our family over three years to get him forcefully committed (as he was not prepared to willingly seek help). During that time he was beaten up, p*ssed on, had stuff thrown at him. He wasn't a young man at the time and he didn't look like a junkie. The Gardai told us they would keep an eye on him and arrested a number of young, well spoken, drunk d*ckheads on different occasions, who were found abusing and harrassing him. So perhaps you should consider that a lot of the people who are unfortunate to find themselves homeless, are not the dirty, pathetic, scumbags that you seem to think are beneath you. Your actions were not scummy and nether is your total lack of shame, empathy or guilt. It's sociopathic.

As for my scummy act. I got drunk at my (ex) boyfriend's house at a house party and badly needed to puke. Didn't want to make a show of either of us... but the bathroom was being used by someone else... So I went outside, puked BIG time and fed it to his dogs....... grim times.

Lord Trollington

My name is URL wrote: »

I was arrested one night for making pig sounds at a Garda.. that's about the height of it for me! I was unarrested before we got to the station though =p

Was a bit of a clown at school too but never really done anything that would be considered scummy.. just idiotic

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

Rubberlegs

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

tallaghtmick

73Cat wrote: »

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

serious potato famine reincarnation victim here:pac:

Rubberlegs

tallaghtmick wrote: »

serious potato famine reincarnation victim here:pac:

HAHAHAHAHA:D. That did occur to me whilst posting. Yet more evidence to support my former life:)

omen80

whycliff wrote: »

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

I doubt he was arrested.......just probably was given a b*llocking off in the car.

Seaneh

whycliff wrote: »

Can you be arrested for making pig sounds at a garda?

Know a lad who was messing around with a mate outside a club, someone comes over and says lads break it up etc...
Friend without looking at who it was just said 'would ya ever stop being such a ******'. Garda arrested him and he had to pay a 300 donation in court.

Xivilai

73Cat wrote: »

I used to help myself to big bags of spuds from supermarket. Used to slide them in underneath the trolley so they were on the bit on top of the wheels. Was in constant preparation to go all dizzy female if I was ever caught. " Oh no:eek:!!, I can't believe I forgot they were there", all a blush and flutterin eyelashes. There was a certain thrill to it:D.

My Uncle used to do that, though accidentally

Big Nasty

Did a legger on a taxi a couple of times in my youth. Broke a few girls hearts. Stole a girl in work's tips in error one night and by the time I realised what I had done it was too late to own up. Nothing too major thank God!

ricero

pissed in peoples sinks from time to time

Big Nasty

ricero wrote: »

pissed in peoples sinks from time to time

Have done this on occasion when well tuned, but mostly in my own one!

wurzlitzer

dollyk wrote: »

let my fone fall into the toilet " after i had used the loo", fished it out and brought it to local vodafone shop. stood there cringing when the chap took it apart, wiping his hands in his trousers, while i explained i had spilt water on it by mistake ugghh.

I have done this too
But I never told the guy in the shop that i dropped down the loo, he sent it off to korea or something, and the shop sent me a text when it came back.
When I went in to the shop they had my water damaged phone, and a A4 of the it's insides show the said water damage.

Of course i feigned shock...
not really scummy though...just chancing
I have done worse.

BTW just reading through this thread now...and it rocks

The american Pscycho guy desrved all he got

wurzlitzer

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha so true !


One of biggest scumbag things I did was one night I was driving home after a few scoops and out of nowhere a bicycle came out and landed on my bonet and flew about 5 meters away from the car,I paniced a bit but I could see the guy wasnt dead but he was f*cked barely moving on the ground, so I turned off my lights and drove around him, no point getting a drunk driving charge over an idiot cycling at night with no lights on!

he landed 5 metres from the car

and you drove around him coz he bounced off the car?

ricero

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Have done this on occasion when well tuned, but mostly in my own one!

same couldnt be bothered walking up my stairs

Big Nasty

ricero wrote: »

same couldnt be bothered walking up my stairs

Oh no, I don't do it in the kitchen sink! :eek:

Bathroom sink only but I do like it in the shower too!

ricero

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Oh no, I don't do it in the kitchen sink! :eek:

Bathroom sink only but I do like it in the shower too!

ah kitchen sink has been done on a few drunken nights yea the shower aswell it would be rude not to

Gerty

There was a man once. I don't recall his name. Frequented the billiard palace downtown. He made a comfortable wagering whether or not he could swallow certain objects, billiard balls being a specialty. He'd take a ball, stick it in his gullet and regurgitate it. One day, I decided to challenge this man. Ten thousand dollars to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now he knew I had seen him do this trick at least a dozen times so I can only surmise that he thought I was stupid. I laid out the cash and he swallowed the ball. It lodged in his throat and he choked to death right on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the billiard ball was one sixteenth of an inch larger than the other balls, just too large for him to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, My friends?

wurzlitzer

I don't

Choose your own balls?
get to know your balls first?

wurzlitzer

Never swallow the white

carry around a ruler?

chicken fingers

Gerty wrote: »

There was a man once. I don't recall his name. Frequented the billiard palace downtown. He made a comfortable wagering whether or not he could swallow certain objects, billiard balls being a specialty. He'd take a ball, stick it in his gullet and regurgitate it. One day, I decided to challenge this man. Ten thousand dollars to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now he knew I had seen him do this trick at least a dozen times so I can only surmise that he thought I was stupid. I laid out the cash and he swallowed the ball. It lodged in his throat and he choked to death right on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the billiard ball was one sixteenth of an inch larger than the other balls, just too large for him to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, My friends?

yeah, were talking about original new material and you are regurgitating stuff we've all seen before.

Trooperboyo

I was having a few cans wathing a film on tv and was going to the toilet a lot. So then I figured; why go to the toilet when there is an empty cans around! Didn't miss any important parts of the film after that

dvpower

Trooperboyo wrote: »

I was having a few cans wathing a film on tv and was going to the toilet a lot. So then I figured; why go to the toilet when there is an empty cans around! Didn't miss any important parts of the film after that

Since Sky invented Live Pause, pissing in cans is down 14%

turnfan

Paid a clamper with a 50 euro note that was 75% up my ass for the 20 mins I waited for him. Felt bad about that. FYI I wasn't illegally parked (in the driveway of my house in an estate!!!!) , and got my money back from apoca.

Fozzydog3

When we where about 10 me and my friend would go to this one park a few times a month and do dumps on the slide and in the maze and we'd make younger kids run through the maze and over our poo . oh how we laughed

Rubberlegs

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

When we where about 10 me and my friend would go to this one park a few times a month and do dumps on the slide and in the maze and we'd make younger kids run through the maze and over our poo . oh how we laughed

Ha ha, that's terrible, and I am worse for wetting myself laughing at it:D

pappyodaniel

I used to work with people with disabilities and one of the guys I used to take out to the shops etc. was a complete ****ing asshole. He was a big obese guy who'd insult me from the start of my day to the end, boast about how much money he had and tell me all about his (make believe) girl-friends.

One day after I dropped him home, I stole his walking stick and gave it to another service user who needed it more.

I was like a modern day Robin Hood, I stole from the cnuts and gave to the retarded.

previous user

Used to go to the local fields with me mates and set fire to some trees ,
sometimes I'd just stare into the flames for ages becoming hypnotized by the flames.
Oh and at Halloween I used to aim Fireworks at kids.

seanmc1980

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

Catxscotch

seanmc1980 wrote: »

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

There are no words- i am speechless!!

I threw a runner at a teacher when he didn't give me a peno on a sports day. Bit harsh now I think of it:o

Eroticfishcake

Catxscotch wrote: »

There are no words- i am speechless!!

Yes there are..'spots on her ass' : eeeewwww gross :eek:

lastlaugh

Me and a load of me mates use to lob bricks and stuff at the Fire Brigade at Hollaween if they dared show up and try put out the fire.

We also put FloGas bottles in the fire for the craic. BOOM!

Does that count?

tallaghtmick

seanmc1980 wrote: »

Don’t know if i should share this but here goes! remember i was quiet drunk and it was about 7 years ago.

I went home with this girl under the assumption of getting laid. turned out she wasn't up for it and just wanted to cuddle, i was well pissed off cos i had made the wrong choice and a picked this girl over a dead cert, she fell asleep and i got up, robbed 50 quid out of her purse and left her, got a chicken roll and taxi home,

still feel **** anytime i think about that!

around the same time i was with a 5 to 2 bird (she was very heavy and had spots on her ass) i did the deed, i just put my clothes on and walked out the front door didn't even say thanks just left her face down ass in the air.

I must be getting old....wtf is a 5 to 2 bird?

Eroticfishcake

lastlaugh wrote: »

Me and a load of me mates use to lob bricks and stuff at the Fire Brigade at Hollaween if they dared show up and try put out the fire.

We also put FloGas bottles in the fire for the craic. BOOM!

Does that count?

Yeh definitely counts as scumbaggery and prickish alright..hope you never need the firebrigade to cut you out of an accident while some little scumbag is wasting their time :mad:

Cill Dara Abu

I touched myself once

Shreddingblood

Took a slash on the wall of a church in Navan.

smurfy89

tallaghtmick wrote: »

I must be getting old....wtf is a 5 to 2 bird?

Had no idea either ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Five-to-two-er

tallaghtmick

smurfy89 wrote: »

Had no idea either ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Five-to-two-er

urban dictionary is blocked in work:rolleyes:cnuts lol can you copy and paste?