Most scumbag thing you've done

Aishae

i was only 4 - was out with my mam and i was dyin' for a wee. we were too far from home and in those days public loos were scarce. she'd been caught out with my 'mammy i gotta wee's a couple of times. so she says go right there. i said really? its outside... 'yes' really, what if someone sees? 'they won't i'll cover you' but mammy its the side of a CHURCH.

Salty

David900 wrote: »

Nah only pulling your leg.

Haha thanks! Relief!!

In fairness, it happened before I knew my limit. Turns out I'm a complete light weight! First and last time!! :rolleyes:

Ev84

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

It's comments like this that make me pray to GOD that the saying "what goes around comes around" is true. As if the bums life was not bad enough. this deeply saddens me...

galwaymanc wrote: »

i stole 5k in forged cheques from now now desceased father and i have been paying for it ever since in my head. and what makes it worse is that he forgave me for it!

I'm sorry to hear that. You are paying the ultimate price with every day that passes. It must eat you alive. At least if he kicked the s**t out of you it would have been some sort of redemption from guilt but the fact he forgave you must hurt even more seeing as he is no longer around. Your father was a good man. R.I.P.... Sorry Galwaymanc

scoobymunster

Well I grew up in Northern Ireland. All I'll say is I've done alot of scumbaggery things to the police/British Army that I wouldn't have done to the Garda:p Outside that though, the only things we did was knick knocking, egging the local psycho's house to get a chase and playing football up against someone's wall. Nothing I'd really consider that big a deal now though, however I'm sure it would annoy some people.

Fitzerb

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

Thats pretty normal behaviour from the Guys in Dun Laoghaire.

Its how I would expect you lot to behave.......... Low Life

Doom

At a Feile in Thurles years ago, my mate **** in some strangers sleeping blanket....yuck

investment

Fitzerb wrote: »

Thats pretty normal behaviour from the Guys in Dun Laoghaire.

Its how I would expect you lot to behave.......... Low Life

I heard one of them was involved in the trinity ski trip too, but nothing was ever done

Dermot Illogical

The scummiest thing I ever did was a bird from Blackrock while her knobend boyfriend was on the lash in Dun Laoire.

themandan6611

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

ur the type of person i would be a scumbag around - well done.

jarvis

This is my worst scum bag moment

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055006276

Please remember, it was more than 4 years ago and I have grown!!!

Ev84

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Since when did BK have a kiddies corner?

They used to have one till some w**ker took a s**t behind a kiddies chair

Fitzerb

investment wrote: »

I heard one of them was involved in the trinity ski trip too, but nothing was ever done

You could be right............. mammys little boy with daddy's protection.

jarvis

dj jarvis wrote: »

ok have been thinking about this and this is my one

dont know if you know shankill dart station but its a box like structure with 2 entrances , both you climb steps up to , with roller shutters on each door

Halloween me and my partner in crime had 1/4 dynamite bangers ( if you had them you will know these ****ers )
so about twenty people in the ticket office sheltering out of the rain ,
me one side , buddy the other , fired up the explosives and pulled down the shutters , and let me tell you the ****ing bang could be heard in howth :eek:

its all tiled inside so the echo and the magnification of the sound must have been imminence

to this day i feel so so sorry for the poor people inside , if it was me inside i would have shat my self good and proper , christ i was a little bolloix :eek:

mind you i nearly shat myself laughing at the time so swings and roundabouts

The most scumbag thing you've done is try pass yourself off as me!!!!!

Metallitroll

Doom wrote: »

At a Feile in Thurles years ago, my mate **** in some strangers sleeping blanket....yuck

what a pissup that was, the hurls in thurles, actually had to physically bag some serious scum

Shifty11

Biggest scumbag thing I've done: found some birds purse on the ground outside a nightclub, picked it up, brought it round the corner, fleeced and dumped it. I walked back around the corner and the bird was looking for the purse. Helped her look for it and consoled her. Paid for her into the night club, bought her a few drinks and ended up back in her place after. Felt unbelievable at the time. Now everytime I think about it I hate myself.

dj jarvis

jarvis wrote: »

The most scumbag thing you've done is try pass yourself off as me!!!!!

eh i dont thinks so jarvis , i have been DJ jarvis since 1990 ,
start of the 2nd summer of love , then spun the wheels of steel around europe for a decade , hence the name DJ , nice try but no cigar
one question , why would you name yourself after a failed train company anyway ?????

my name came around due to sexy results , how did you get yours ?

Tubsandtiles

OP the world would be a better place if you had not existed, people who start fights are just wnakers, joking I love you .

ThisNoize

Seriously, lots of stuff.

Went to Ferry Corsten the other weekend, spent all our money on food and booze. Me and 3 mates hopped a taxi home, €20 fare.

Felt terrible after.

jarvis

dj jarvis wrote: »

eh i dont thinks so jarvis , i have been DJ jarvis since 1990 ,
start of the 2nd summer of love , then spun the wheels of steel around europe for a decade , hence the name DJ , nice try but no cigar
one question , why would you name yourself after a failed train company anyway ?????

my name came around due to sexy results , how did you get yours ?

I got mine from my parents. It's my name. Therefore I win the copyright competition. I was born in 76, so I trump your 1990 shinanegence!!!!

Azureus

Most scummbaggy thing I've ever done was probably spike my mates drink with (certified) Viagra.
Scummy 'cause Im really against spiking drinks and especially because I know you shouldnt with alcohol, but I knew he hadnt got a heart condition and it was really REALLY funny

He saw the funny side when I told him after an hour or two of frequent trips to the bathroom looking confused. I still only order bottled drinks for fear of the retaliation.

Horse_box

When I was about 11 or 12 I lobbed a 2 litre carton of milk at a passing cement mixer. I was aiming for the middle section but threw it too early and it whacked into the the windscreen and burst all over the place.

The poor driver must have nearly had a heart attack. Not my proudest moment

Xivilai

Shifty11 wrote: »

Biggest scumbag thing I've done: found some birds purse on the ground outside a nightclub, picked it up, brought it round the corner, fleeced and dumped it. I walked back around the corner and the bird was looking for the purse. Helped her look for it and consoled her. Paid for her into the night club, bought her a few drinks and ended up back in her place after.

Thats soap villain material :pac:

MonkeyGuy

Never really did much scumbaggy things but I've witnessed a fair bit. Actually I've even been the victim. This one time a fella asked me what time it was next thing I know I'm on the ground with no shoe laces?

Joke was on him though coz I was wearin velcros

Mike 1972

There was this time when I brought a book back to the library two days late.......

dj jarvis

jarvis wrote: »

I got mine from my parents. It's my name. Therefore I win the copyright competition. I was born in 76, so I trump your 1990 shinanegence!!!!

LOL no copyright infringement , i think the DJ bit knocks you legal claim
on the head , but sure ill see ya in court :D:D

loopyloulilly

Throwing mushrooms at the passing cars! Young and bold.

Xivilai

When I was a kid I chased our cat up a tree and blamed our dog, who was locked in the shed as punishment and yelled at.


I miss that dog

Funkfield

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

I find the strangest thing about this is that you have cold pi$$?!?!

I'd get that checked.

King of Kings

Shifty11 wrote: »

Biggest scumbag thing I've done: found some birds purse on the ground outside a nightclub, picked it up, brought it round the corner, fleeced and dumped it. I walked back around the corner and the bird was looking for the purse. Helped her look for it and consoled her. Paid for her into the night club, bought her a few drinks and ended up back in her place after. Felt unbelievable at the time. Now everytime I think about it I hate myself.

if this is true - you are a legend.

iSoap

Shot an insurgent in the kneecaps when I did my tour with 3 Para in Afghanistan. Keeps me up at night.