F**king dog

Ostrom

Just home from a day that started at 7am and our neighbours piece of **** dog is barking and squealing. Fu*ker woke me up at 3am yesterday, oh is just finished a string of 3 twelve hour shifts. I'm sitting here seething in hate, what are my options?

WindSock

Shock collar. Put it on yourself & enjoy.

KeithM89_old

Get a piece of meat, put a dishwasher tablet in it, give it to the dog and come morning, the owner will think it had rabies and put it down

WIZE

efla wrote: »

Just home from a day that started at 7am and our neighbours piece of **** dog is barking and squealing. Fu*ker woke me up at 3am yesterday, oh is just finished a string of 3 twelve hour shifts. I'm sitting here seething in hate, what are my options?

Leave him

scudzilla

WindSock wrote: »

Shock collar. Put it on yourself & enjoy.

Why would he wanna put it on himself, it's the dog that's barking

Shzm

****ing human.

IvySlayer

Say to the neighbours the dogs barking is annoying you.

The_Kew_Tour

Go clubbing, it's Saturday night,

Mrmoe

Invest in a number of pairs of ear plugs:)

http://www.handyhardware.ie/cat/Ear-Defenders-Ear-Plugs/113/1045

W.Shakes-Beer

Take dog, make mince meat of him using spud masher, add the "dog mince" into a lasagna, invite neighbour over for dinner to mourne the recent loss of their beloved pooch.

Sit there, watch them eat it/him and just laugh randomly.

They'll think you're "barking" mad and never come back.

RosyLily

Bark back at the dog.

My dad did it one night at the neighbours dog. It didn't really work but it was fucking hilarious!! Nothing like listening to a grown man impersonate a Rottweiler at half 2 in the morning.

mikom

Kick him in the face with your Hush Puppies.

Cerocco

Call in and give out to them, explain that he is seriously interrupting your sleep and if that fails get the cops in. Noise pollution or something like that.

SEPT 23 1989

steak garnished with rat poison could be an option

Ostrom

Giving it ten minutes than i'm heading over. Think they're out though, we're in a small apartment block, their building is beside ours, little ****e is out in their garden. They just moved in yesterday, think i'll welcome them with a sack of doorknobs.

Hank_Jones

Dogs are great.

My name is URL

http://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-Outdoor-Ultrasonic-Bark-Deterrent/dp/B000UZNLGA

WindSock

scudzilla wrote: »

Why would he wanna put it on himself, it's the dog that's barking

After a little S&M relief, he won't care

Maybe.

Ostrom

WindSock wrote: »

After a little S&M relief, he won't care

Maybe.

This is true. Seems to have stopped for now.

Ruu_Old

Have some sexy time with your neighbours wife.

Coriolanus

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

steak garnished with rat poison could be an option

Nah, that's ****ing evil. For one thing it'd be hard to get the dog to eat enough rat poison to kill it relatively quickly so the poor thing will suffer a while.
If you're going to kill something, man up and do it properly.

Millicent

efla wrote: »

Just home from a day that started at 7am and our neighbours piece of **** dog is barking and squealing. Fu*ker woke me up at 3am yesterday, oh is just finished a string of 3 twelve hour shifts. I'm sitting here seething in hate, what are my options?

Serious suggestion that I read on a pet care website, if the dog is not scary or aggressive/you reckon the owners won't kick the snot out of you/you can get near the dog, get a spray bottle of water and when it barks, spritz it lightly in the face (not in the eyes). When you do it, say "quiet". It'll distract the dog enough that after a bit of repetition, it'll figure out to stop barking when you say "quiet".

That or tell the neighbours to stop neglecting the poor thing and to train it properly. It's not that hard.

coadyd

earplugs are probably fastest soulition

tony1kenobi

Buy a bear...nobody wants to fight a bear.

Hedman

Give Ads by google the address

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055984015

K-9

Hank_Jones wrote:

Dogs are great.

I must agree. That's an old dog though.

antocann

adrian280582 wrote: »

Go clubbing, it's Saturday night,

no it aint is sunday,

just have a word wih your neighber tell them what u posted here and see where it goes from there

johndoe99

write a letter and drop it in his letterbox outlying the problem, tellin him if he dont sort it, you'll be reporting him.

If that fails, break all his windows.

Charlie Haughy

adrian280582 wrote: »

Go clubbing, it's Saturday night,

Why haven't you?

ElaElaElano

I believe MiciG91 knows a thing or two about handling household pets, give him a PM.

Forest Master

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/categories/environment/animal-welfare-and-control/control_of_dogs

Scroll down to "Barking Dogs".

Kintarō Hattori

efla wrote: »

Giving it ten minutes than i'm heading over. Think they're out though, we're in a small apartment block, their building is beside ours, little ****e is out in their garden. They just moved in yesterday, think i'll welcome them with a sack of doorknobs.

So, what happened?

Gummy Panda

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

So, what happened?

Dog ate him

Yawns

They only moved in so it's a new strange palce to the dog so he will bark. When he settles in it should be fine.

**AH REPLY**

Go over, kill the dog, chop his head, sneak into the neighbours house and put it on the pillow next to him/her.

Giggadygoo

Ostrom

Nobody home last night, he stopped around half two then kicked off again at six. I'll call over if we see someone around the house today. I'd rather go over nice and angry during the night for greater effect...

Mike 1972

Nevore wrote: »

Nah, that's ****ing evil. For one thing it'd be hard to get the dog to eat enough rat poison to kill it relatively quickly so the poor thing will suffer a while.

perhaps it wasnt intended for the dog