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Tar's legacy

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  • 02-08-2010 7:03pm
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    Fago!
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    Tar gives soup and money to orphans voluntarily, not just on Christmas, EVERYDAY! Tar also pays for the soup and the money.

    Tar is responsible for sunshine.

    Tar helps old ladys across the road.

    Tar told Obama to enter politics.

    Tar can heal sick children with her smile.

    Flowers blossum because of Tar.

    Moar pleeze.


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    charmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Tar can steal someone's virginity just by looking at them.


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    #3
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    How do ya think I lost mine! Tar stole it ages ago!


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    charmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Mine too :pac:


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    #5
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Back when you were 14 :pac:...... Which would have made Tar only about 9994 years old.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tar can give orgasms to furniture just by sitting on it.


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar looked at me once... I had her baby 8 minutes later! I named her Tara lá Darion!


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    charmer wrote: »
    Tar can steal someone's virginity just by looking at them.
    Fago! wrote: »
    How do ya think I lost mine! Tar stole it ages ago!
    got yiz /rubs crotch
    Fago! wrote: »
    Tar looked at me once... I had her baby 8 minutes later! I named her Tara lá Darion!

    That's my old name!


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    charmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Fago! wrote: »
    Tar looked at me once... I had her baby 8 minutes later! I named her Tara lá Darion!
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    That's my old name!


    Tar fathered herself.


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    charmer wrote: »
    Tar fathered herself.

    And gave birth to herself.


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    sxt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,750 ✭✭✭sxt


    Tar gets so many valentine cards that they are delivered by a sixteen wheel Post truck.


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    #12
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Earths current population = Tar's offspring.

    Tar's sweat is collected and bottled by elves and sold as an alcoholic beverage. We know this as Vodka.

    Tar can touch MC Hammer.


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Tar was the reason for creating the internet.

    Reality as it was could not have hoped to be enough for the expression of the greatness of Tar. So a virtual world had to be created.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And it's far safer to send nudey pics over email.


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    #15
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    True. But it carries a certain amount of responsibility.

    Sending someone a pic of Tar without ensuring constant access is tantamount to torture because nothing can ever come close to that level of perfection again. Thereby ruining the aesthetic qualities of everything and everyone else. Forever.

    Yes, I said it. Tar is visual heroin. 'Cept without the nasty side effects and a bajillion times more addictive.


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    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Tar is partly the reason I try not have credit in my cellulluarrr device at weekends.

    She's just too much woman for something that relys on a battery.


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    #17
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Obsession Tar. Calvin Klein.


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    sxt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,750 ✭✭✭sxt


    Tar can inFLIRtrate your dreams at will, and plant ideas


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    #19
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    dream within a dream within a penetration within a dream :eek:


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tar winked at me once.

    A month later I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.

    She'd be about Tar's age now.


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    #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar licked my face once. Acne = gone!


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    maameeo
    Registered Users Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    Tar looks at eggs and they fry, boil or scramble, depending on his mood.

    i like when hes in a hard boiled mood ;)


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    #23
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Tar, who is?


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    #24
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ney I say!!

    AP deserves a sitewide ban for that! ;)


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