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What would happen if you just ate crisps?

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    #2
    Kasabian
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    You get a story in a red top.


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    #3
    kfallon
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    She must have some teeth picking to be doing afterwards, Monster Munch and Chipsticks are the worst for getting caught between them!


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    CreepingDeath
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    You'd get banned from the cinema.


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    #5
    mojesius
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    Trust the Mirror to make light of an extremely serious health issue.

    She has an eating disorder and should have been admitted to a clinic years ago. Her husband is a fool for not doing anything except 'worrying' about her.

    AH response: You are what you eat.


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    OutlawPete
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    She can't imagine life without Monster Munch.

    That's about as crazy as saying someone saying they can't imagine their lives without Monster Munch.

    Wait ..


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    smash
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    Why doesn't she look like this?

    mr-tayto-2.png


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    Renn
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    It was on 'This Morning' yesterday fwiw.


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    #9
    Banned Account
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    I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

    Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.


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    antodeco
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    How many does she eat a DayThough?


    /gets coat


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    Renn
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    You're missing a letter in your name Fitzcaraldo :(


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    Kiera
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

    Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.

    Oh dear, so lame :o


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    dlofnep
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    My brother pretty much only ever eats crisps. Maybe a bar too.


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I call búllshít.
    Reeks of a walkers advertising stunt.


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    #15
    Banned Account
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    Renn wrote: »
    You're missing a letter in your name Fitzcaraldo :(

    Nope - it's just that my keyboad is boken.


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    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I wonder does she use a crisp bag as contraception?



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    #17
    Banned Account
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    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh dear, so lame :o

    Beeeeeeeatch!:P


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    pickarooney
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    Funniest thing I read all day :D


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    Kiera
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Beeeeeeeatch!:P

    Must try harder :P


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    starlit
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    ah think I'd want more crisps but then again I'd have to discipline myself well that goes out the window when pringles are concerned they are so addictive!


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    --Kaiser--
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

    Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.

    She sounds like a bit of a Chipstick tbh


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    kfallon
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    I'm fond of the ould buffalo Hunky Dorys alright but I wouldn't be eating them morning, noon & night!

    Jaysus think about all the nice stuff you'd be missing out on!


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    bonerm
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    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I call búllshít.
    Reeks

    That'll be the beef flavouring.


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    mikom
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    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    I wonder does she use a crisp bag as contraception?

    No need........ she's pringle.


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    Sykk
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    Bizarre as it sounds, Debbie, 30, has eaten nothing but crisps for 10 years, and for the past two, beef flavour Monster Munch have been every meal.

    Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/the-woman-who-only-ever-eats-monster-munch-115875-22375682/#ixzz0vYlWDx00

    Debbie takes crisps to restaurants. And when her boyfriend Gerald Whittington, 55, took Debbie and her son Luke, 10, for a holiday in Spain, he even had to pack a separate suitcase for her
    Monster Munch!

    Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/the-woman-who-only-ever-eats-monster-munch-115875-22375682/#ixzz0vYlO1qpt
    When you eat nothing but crisps you end up with your father.


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    SugarHigh
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    After being bullied as a child for being overweight
    She gets bullied for being overweight so decides to go on an all crisp diet:confused:


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    coffee_cake
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    I suppose it must have been embarrassing when we went out to eat in restaurants and I would only have Monster Munch.

    Cringe.


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    orourkeda
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    meanies are way better


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    #29
    karlog
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    meanies are way better

    They dont have the same nutritional value as a packet of monster munch though;)


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    Nic'name
    Registered Users Posts: 218 ✭✭Nic'name


    Once saw a tv show about a skinny fella, only ever ate crisps.

    Then one day he ate a meal with his family. Shure gawd help us....they were all crying.

    In relation to yer wan, she looks like a monster munch.


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    mikom
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    She has to get sick of seeing that damn cyclops on the back of every pack though.


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