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Some jokes for ye

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  • 04-08-2010 2:54pm
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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,819 ✭✭✭✭


    My cockney uncle tried to make a house out of fruit, but his apples and pears collapsed.


    I can't believe Adam and Eve were tempted by the talking snake. Thats the oldest trick in the book.


    My friend told me he saw people stealing some geese, so I decided to go take a gander.


    My friend says I'm a cunning linguist because of my quick tongue.


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    MarkFairman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭MarkFairman


    I feel like i have waisted 20 seconds of my life reading those


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,819 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Good thing you didn't waste more time by replying then


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    MarkFairman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭MarkFairman


    But you see I did!


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    MarkFairman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭MarkFairman


    Ah I see, you were being sarcastic, how silly of me! Very humerous indeed.


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    MarkFairman wrote: »
    But you see I did!
    MarkFairman wrote: »
    Ah I see, you were being sarcastic, how silly of me! Very humerous indeed.
    Wasted more time there, you would want to be careful I'm sure it is valuable. Maybe you could honour us with some of your jokes rather than criticising others.


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    MarkFairman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭MarkFairman


    Ok,

    What has 8 legs and and a black C#nt?















    The A-TEAM!


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    Quattroste
    Registered Users Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭Quattroste


    Surely this should be "8 legs including a black c#nt?" If you have 8 legs in the A-Team then the black c#nt is already included and therefore cannot be precluded by "and" ??? you even put and it in twice ;)


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    MarkFairman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭MarkFairman


    Because I have a stutter :)


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    DOTHEDOG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭DOTHEDOG


    MarkFairman wrote: »
    Because I have a stutter :)

    lol funny


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    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    MarkFairman wrote: »
    I feel like i have waisted 20 seconds of my life reading those


    and another 20 replying?


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