Online Dating

fee fi fo fum

Why must the men with their shirts unbuttoned almost to their navel always message me ?

Think I will add 'Religion' and 'Chastity' and the like to my interests to chase them away.

parker kent

Larianne wrote: »

You know, I think if you wrote "I hate sponge cake" on your profile you would get a lot of inquisitive mails about it.

My salsa stuff got mentions, so maybe food really is the answer. It would be a definite thing people could talk about anyway. *makes mental note*

I hate sponge cake would be a better username than the one I did use

budgemook

mstan wrote: »

First off can I just say a thanks to the girls here who offered advice on how to improve my profile. Much appriciated! Going to try and update it now.

Secondly I have a few questions about PoF. When you are talking with someone do you always just send normal mails or is there at stage where ye would move on to Instant Messaging any time both of ye are online? How long would you wait before asking a girl out? And finially would you normally kiss them on a first date?

Would give it a try for sure

Agent Smith

Galvasean wrote: »

Leave it long IMO. Nothing more annoying than a profile like this:

About me

I nvr no wat 2 say on dis. If u wnt 2no ntn msg me! xoxoxox

there is a special place in hell for people who type like that....

The_Morrigan

Agent Smith wrote: »

there is a special place in hell for people who type like that....

Lol

I told a guy off for sending me a lengthy txt spk email!

That_Guy

This morning I changed my profile headline to:

Message me for free enchilada's.

Just logged in there and I have 5 messages from people wanting enchilada's.

:pac:

Mickeroo

That_Guy wrote: »

This morning I changed my profile headline to:

Message me for free enchilada's.

Just logged in there and I have 5 messages from people wanting enchilada's.

:pac:

Right thats it, I'm changing mine to Looking for someone to cook for.

manafana

That_Guy wrote: »

This morning I changed my profile headline to:

Message me for free enchilada's.

Just logged in there and I have 5 messages from people wanting enchilada's.

:pac:

changed mine too, looking forward to getting some results.

stupidusername

mstan wrote: »

First off can I just say a thanks to the girls here who offered advice on how to improve my profile. Much appriciated! Going to try and update it now.

Secondly I have a few questions about PoF. When you are talking with someone do you always just send normal mails or is there at stage where ye would move on to Instant Messaging any time both of ye are online? How long would you wait before asking a girl out? And finially would you normally kiss them on a first date?

It's really up to yourself. it might depend on your schedule as to whether or not you can do IM. ask her out after not too long, because otherwise she'll get to thinking you're not going to, and if she doesn't really like you then it's just a waste of your time. but in terms of actual measurable time, no one can tell you that. you could try for a kiss on the first date, depending on how things go, you just have to kinda go with the flow of things.

That_Guy wrote: »

This morning I changed my profile headline to:

Message me for free enchilada's.

Just logged in there and I have 5 messages from people wanting enchilada's.

:pac:

Notice how you say people, and not girls :pac:

That_Guy

stupidusername wrote: »

I
Notice how you say people, and not girls :pac:

Shhh. Girls are people too ya know. :pac:

stupidusername

That_Guy wrote: »

Shhh. Girls are people too ya know. :pac:

:eek: no they're not!

:pac: dont' tell them that!

MudSkipper

manafana wrote: »

changed mine too, looking forward to getting some results.

/*ponders what to change his too to make it plus more cleverer*

Somehow dont think a subtle George Orwell New Speak reference will be picked up on much, so ummmm what can I cook? Cook well preferably :pac:

That_Guy

Yiz feckin' copycats.

:pac:

The_Morrigan

MudSkipper wrote: »

/*ponders what to change his too to make it plus more cleverer*

Somehow dont think a subtle George Orwell New Speak reference will be picked up on much, so ummmm what can I cook? Cook well preferably :pac:

You could put this in your title

...../*ponders what to put here to make it plus more cleverer*

Dord

Did I miss the enchiladas?

Larianne

Dord wrote: »

Did I miss the enchiladas?

Too slow! :pac:

I wanna log on now and see all these lovely foodie type headlines.

parker kent

MudSkipper wrote: »

Somehow dont think a subtle George Orwell New Speak reference will be picked up on much

Why do you think we all died in the Atomic Wars? Typical prole....:pac:

Mickeroo

So girl replied to message and asked a bit about me, I replied again but she didn't reply since and now she's online. To IM or not to IM? don't want to seem pushy or anything.....

stupidusername

Mickeroo wrote: »

So girl replied to message and asked a bit about me, I replied again but she didn't reply since and now she's online. To IM or not to IM? don't want to seem pushy or anything.....

i'd say no no no no no. too pushy. hate when people do that to me.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

What is it woth girls photographing themselves in toilet mirrors?? With the camera in front of their face?
And there's pics a hell of a lot less flattering than those ones

Still, a lot of nice folk on it. Everyones pretty friendly

Still, I can't help but think that this may apply in a lot of cases (I'm honest, I tell them I enjoy my comfort)

Larianne

Ruben Long Historian wrote: »

What is it woth girls photographing themselves in toilet mirrors?? With the camera in front of their face?
And there's pics a hell of a lot less flattering than those ones

Still, a lot of nice folk on it. Everyones pretty friendly

Still, I can't help but think that this may apply in a lot of cases (I'm honest, I tell them I enjoy my comfort)

Guys do that too ya know! Makes me think they're lying when they say they enjoy the outdoors, etc. :pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Larianne wrote: »

Guys do that too ya know! Makes me think they're lying when they say they enjoy the outdoors, etc. :pac:

I think we all enjoy outdoors. Tbh I feel myself more drawn to the ones who say they enjoy their nights iut but are just as haooy with a dvd rather than the ones who "live for da weekend with ma girlies!" They'd exhaust me...

Edit : Surely someone has seen the girl who wants a child? And hopes she isn't intimidating but she wants a child who can know her father!?

stupidusername

Ruben Long Historian wrote: »

I think we all enjoy outdoors. Tbh I feel myself more drawn to the ones who say they enjoy their nights iut but are just as haooy with a dvd rather than the ones who "live for da weekend with ma girlies!" They'd exhaust me...

Edit : Surely someone has seen the girl who wants a child? And hopes she isn't intimidating but she wants a child who can know her father!?

I still just can't believe there's people like that. I'm genuinely in shock over it.

FewFew

Ruben Long Historian wrote: »

Tbh I feel myself more drawn to the ones who say they enjoy their nights iut but are just as haooy with a dvd rather than the ones who "live for da weekend with ma girlies!" They'd exhaust me...

I'm the same, don't think I could hack someone who just HAS to go out on certain days. Much rather a lady who can have a night in without feeling guilty that she's let social convention down... but then also doesn't get freaked out if a random Tuesday turns into a random session.

kingtut

So beautifulpeople.com think I'm ugly should I have a face transplant

The e-mail says

"Thank you XXX,
Unfortunately, your application to BeautifulPeople.com was not successful.
Please note, only one in five applicants are currently accepted into BeautifulPeople.com
BeautifulPeople invites you to apply again, perhaps with a better picture and a more interesting profile description."

Lol at the "perhaps with a better picture and a more interesting profile description" bit :D

Anyone else get accepted or rejected?

Mickeroo

kingtut wrote: »

So beautifulpeople.com think I'm ugly should I have a face transplant

The e-mail says

"Thank you XXX,
Unfortunately, your application to BeautifulPeople.com was not successful.
Please note, only one in five applicants are currently accepted into BeautifulPeople.com
BeautifulPeople invites you to apply again, perhaps with a better picture and a more interesting profile description."

Lol at the "perhaps with a better picture and a more interesting profile description" bit :D

Anyone else get accepted or rejected?

Rejected too! Didn't bother with a description or anything though, couldn't be arsed trying again

Galvasean

Mickeroo wrote: »

Rejected too! Didn't bothere with a descrition or anything though, couldn't be arsed trying again

*tut tut* so shallow...


:pac:

kingtut

Mickeroo wrote: »

Rejected too! Didn't bothere with a descrition or anything though, couldn't be arsed trying again

Do you feel depressed and down in the dumps like me? I am not coping well with the rejection and I have been crying myself to sleep.

How dare they call me ugly :mad: my mummy says I'm beautiful :pac::pac::pac::D:D

Mickeroo

kingtut wrote: »

Do you feel depressed and down in the dumps like me? I am not coping well with the rejection and I have been crying myself to sleep.

How dare they call me ugly :mad: my mummy says I'm beautiful :pac::pac::pac::D:D

I just assmed they thought I was too good looking, seemed the logical conclusion.....:P

flatnn

I got accepted as a member, don't worry you aren't missing much. Very few people actually active on it, i joined last year I think & only messaged one girl on it and it was after she linked her profile on boards!