Online Dating

cyrusdvirus

Misticles wrote: »

happens to everyone! its all part of the lengthy process

Don't i know it!!

Bouncy hyper ping pong ball will be back online in a few days!

That_Guy

Girl messaged me last night. Had a look at her profile just now.

Her requirements:

Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Friendship

liah

That_Guy wrote: »

Girl messaged me last night. Had a look at her profile just now.

Her requirements:

She wants a ONS, dope

Dravokivich

liah wrote: »

She wants a ONS, dope

Women can be so cryptic :P

That_Guy

liah wrote: »

She wants a ONS, dope

That's what I thought, but her profile is full of "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"

and

"I WILL NOT HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD OR FOURTH DATE"

Mickeroo

That_Guy wrote: »

That's what I thought, but her profile is full of "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"

and

"I WILL NOT HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD OR FOURTH DATE"

You need to take her on Five dates.

coffee_cake

That_Guy wrote: »

That's what I thought, but her profile is full of "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"

and

"I WILL NOT HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD OR FOURTH DATE"

rofl

"i understand you're not looking for long term and you wont have sex on the first four dates, so how about 5 coffees ,some action, and i wont bother ya again"

The_Morrigan

That_Guy wrote: »

That's what I thought, but her profile is full of "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"

and

"I WILL NOT HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD OR FOURTH DATE"

Jesus :rolleyes: She obviously has no idea what she wants

That_Guy

Mickeroo wrote: »

You need to take her on Five dates.

I might be able to get my fingers sticky if she lets me. :pac:

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Jesus :rolleyes: She obviously has no idea what she wants

Ah, she's a woman..... none of ye know what ye want!!


(awaits a whacking with a banning hammer)

The_Morrigan

gatecrash wrote: »

Ah, she's a woman..... none of ye know what ye want!!


(awaits a whacking with a banning hammer)

Oh I know what I want!

That_Guy

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Oh I know what I want!

Hold on. Let me get my pen and pad.

And.... go.

*scribbles*

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Oh I know what I want!

want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence
And an old fashioned millionaire

http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/j/justanoldfashionedgirl.shtml

flatnn

gatecrash wrote: »

Ah, she's a woman..... none of ye know what ye want!!

omg.

also i know which girl that guy is talking about with the no sex on first 3 dates, maybe she just means like she doesn't want to be going out straight away, like dating but not giving ya the ride on first date. more than likely she clicked all them boxes without thinking, like when i got a girl on here to give advice on the profile, the things she picked up on i hadn't even thought about when writing e.g. date but nothing serious

to be honest a girl who is screaming "NO SEX" in caps lock like that prob ain't for me :cool:

Misticles

It would be funny if we were all talking about each others profiles :eek:

The_Morrigan

gatecrash wrote: »

want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence
And an old fashioned millionaire

http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/j/justanoldfashionedgirl.shtml

ppffttt no way.

I have my own house thanks, I just need a guy for one thing and it ain't financial support

cyrusdvirus

Misticles wrote: »

It would be funny if we were all talking about each others profiles :eek:

Well I'd doubt it's me.

I'm not a woman.

And I'm not screaming about no sex either

Snowie

The_Morrigan wrote: »

ppffttt no way.

I have my own house thanks, I just need a guy for one thing and it ain't financial support

companion ship why dont you just get a dog :pac:

Misticles

gatecrash wrote: »

Well I'd doubt it's me.

I'm not a woman.

And I'm not screaming about no sex either

me neither



:pac:

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

ppffttt no way.

I have my own house thanks, I just need a guy for one thing and it ain't financial support

Opening stuck jam jars?

The_Morrigan

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

companion ship why dont you just get a dog :pac:

It's cruel to have animals in apt complexes!

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

It's cruel to have animals in apt complexes!

And yet you want a bloke??

The_Morrigan

gatecrash wrote: »

And yet you want a bloke??

allegedly!

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

allegedly!

heh heh heh

flatnn

Misticles wrote: »

me neither



:pac:

POF link plz

Larianne

Misticles wrote: »

It would be funny if we were all talking about each others profiles :eek:

I have thought about that a few times.

I've looked over a few of the lads profiles to help them out and I've prayed each time they haven't contacted me before. :pac:

FewFew

Oh my god I can't escape the boob kitty! It took me far too long to realise it was a sig!


Had the rare occurence yesterday of sending some lady an odd message and have her reply, and then actually have an interesting conversation. Normally I either get the "what is this guy on about" silence or a reply that consists of "so, what do you like stuff?" or some such meh content. Just when I'm about to delete my PoF it drrrrrags me back in!

Snowie

The_Morrigan wrote: »

It's cruel to have animals in apt complexes!

I meant like a little one you could fit in the basket of your bike :cool:

flatnn

Larianne wrote: »

I have thought about that a few times.

I've looked over a few of the lads profiles to help them out and I've prayed each time they haven't contacted me before. :pac:

Considering we're all online now there's prob a good chance we're all checking out each others profiles as we speak :pac:

That_Guy

Larianne wrote: »

I have thought about that a few times.

I've looked over a few of the lads profiles to help them out and I've prayed each time they haven't contacted me before. :pac:

You!!!

Look at my profile yeah. Thxbbz xoxoxoxoxoxoxo