Online Dating

Justask

gatecrash wrote: »

Thankfully the sites are blocked in work.... I plead innocence m'lud

There blocked :eek: Thats hilarious, half the company must have been online LMAO

cyrusdvirus

Justask wrote: »

There blocked :eek: Thats hilarious, half the company must have been online LMAO

If you knew who i work for you'd giggle a little bit more.

Justask

Just recieved......
'I want to walk on a beach with you watching the wind blow through your hair'



:eek::eek: Im all for romance but HELLO....

Justask

gatecrash wrote: »

If you knew who i work for you'd giggle a little bit more.

Ah you hav to tell me now... thats like saying to someone 'i've something to tell you but I better not tell you'

cyrusdvirus

Justask wrote: »

Ah you hav to tell me now... thats like saying to someone 'i've something to tell you but I better not tell you'

Nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaaaaah nyah

Justask

:mad::mad:

Justask

Does it p**s anyone else off when people send mail without looking at your profile??

OMG im in a moany mood today...:p

themadchef

Justask wrote: »

Does it p**s anyone else off when people send mail without looking at your profile??

OMG im in a moany mood today...:p

Ah i think half the crazy mail makes it more entertaining.

I cant count the number of times ive taken into fits laughing... Today for example a guy with "this clearly isint workng" as his headline and a "really pissed with the world" description of himself pops up.

Does he really wonder why it's not working?

Love the " hes only a baby fishie "
Boards can be just as funny LOL

Galvasean

The snapping turtle waits for its prey....

It waits......


It waits.....


It waits......





Zzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Panthro

I just got mailed by a wimminz that I have a nice chin and she could think of a few good uses for it..
Not entirely sure what to do with that as an opening message, so I replied "good uses, like what? A chin model?!"
Yeah, pretty sure I've strolled into quite an odd conversation!:pac:

Justask

papagormo wrote: »

I just got mailed by a wimminz that I have a nice chin and she could think of a few good uses for it..
Not entirely sure what to do with that as an opening message, so I replied "good uses, like what? A chin model?!"
Yeah, pretty sure I've strolled into quite an odd conversation!:pac:

YUP as I said they are out in force today :cool:

themadchef

papagormo wrote: »

I just got mailed by a wimminz that I have a nice chin and she could think of a few good uses for it..
Not entirely sure what to do with that as an opening message, so I replied "good uses, like what? A chin model?!"
Yeah, pretty sure I've strolled into quite an odd conversation!:pac:

I like it LOL Hell of an ice breaker!

Justask wrote: »

YUP as I said they are out in force today :cool:

"We" We are out in force. LMAO

I brings the crazy on occasion, depending on coffee levels

Galvasean

Here fishy fishy....

Galvasean

Oh......... look, little miss was using me as her backup plan is back on POF... I guess things didn't work out with mr. apparently a better deal than Galvasean.... how sad.


I hope she's miserable! :mad:

FewFew

Galvasean wrote: »

The snapping turtle waits for its prey....

It waits......


It waits.....


It waits......





Zzzzzzzzzzzzz............

I don't even know what you're talking about, I just toadily like tuytals!

Galvasean

Fewcifur wrote: »

I don't even know what you're talking about, I just toadily like tuytals!

It's my new strategy. Instead of searching for and messaging girls, I simply sign in and wait. Let them come to me and then snap!
It's about as successful as the previous energy consuming strategy...

cyrusdvirus

Galvasean wrote: »

Fewcifur wrote: »

I don't even know what you're talking about, I just toadily like tuytals!

It's my new strategy. Instead of searching for and messaging girls, I simply sign in and wait. Let them come to me and then snap!
It's about as successful as the previous energy consuming strategy...

I'm using The Ninja Bombardment Method myself

Don't sign in for a few months, like a ninja, and then come back and see if anyone new is around and mail them and await rejection. It's great so it is.

2 Miles From Narnia

gatecrash wrote: »

I'm using The Ninja Bombardment Method myself

Don't sign in for a few months, like a ninja, and then come back and see if anyone new is around and mail them and await rejection. It's great so it is.

And then do you use everyone's favourite profile opener of 'new to this whole online dating thing" and hope no one catches you out?

cyrusdvirus

2 Miles From Narnia wrote: »

And then do you use everyone's favourite profile opener of 'new to this whole online dating thing" and hope no one catches you out?

Nope...... I'm much clevererer than that....... I say to THEM that they must be new as they are too hot to be single!!

Pure genius so it is......

newbee22

How can someone think you're 'gorgeous' when you don't have a picture up???:rolleyes:

cyrusdvirus

newbee22 wrote: »

How can someone think you're 'gorgeous' when you don't have a picture up???:rolleyes:

They perved your pic in the Know your Clubbers thread...

101001

newbee22 wrote: »

How can someone think you're 'gorgeous' when you don't have a picture up???:rolleyes:

im thinking you're gorgeous right now... am I wrong?

newbee22

I've put up a pic now so can decide for themselves without guessing!

2 Miles From Narnia

I've just signed up to OKC to spread the net a little further - I know lots of the peeps here are on it and are no doubt well familiar with this fact, but under some people's profiles, it says 'No one's contacted him this week'.

That's just cruel!Shouldn't that be your own business rather than having it under your profile for all to see? :eek:

cyrusdvirus

2 Miles From Narnia wrote: »

I've just signed up to OKC to spread the net a little further - I know lots of the peeps here are on it and are no doubt well familiar with this fact, but under some people's profiles, it says 'No one's contacted him this week'.

That's just cruel!Shouldn't that be your own business rather than having it under your profile for all to see? :eek:

Cos it's looking for the sympathy mail!!

For the pathetic male!!

Galvasean

2 Miles From Narnia wrote: »

I know lots of the peeps here are on it and are no doubt well familiar with this fact, but under some people's profiles, it says 'No one's contacted him this week'.

That's just cruel!Shouldn't that be your own business rather than having it under your profile for all to see? :eek:

Quit drawin' attention to my profile! :mad:
All the girls I used to converse with on that site no longer have profiles.

2 Miles From Narnia

Galvasean wrote: »

Quit drawin' attention to my profile! :mad:
All the girls I used to converse with on that site no longer have profiles.

Put that dino pic up as your profile pic and they'll all come flocking back, it's very cute

2 Miles From Narnia

gatecrash wrote: »

Cos it's looking for the sympathy mail!!

For the pathetic male!!

Now that I think about it, that might work. I like the thought of not having competition!

Galvasean

2 Miles From Narnia wrote: »

Put that dino pic up as your profile pic and they'll all come flocking back, it's very cute

You're not allowed use pics that aren't of you.
maybe I'll take a photo of myself in the same pose looking longingly out the window with that caption... That'll get 'em to like me :pac:

2 Miles From Narnia

Galvasean wrote: »

maybe I'll take a photo of myself in the same pose looking longingly out the window with that caption... That'll get 'em to like me :pac:

Don't forget the green facepaint