Online Dating

The_Morrigan

gatecrash wrote: »

Who said anything about playing fair??

All's fair in love and war!!

Or have you opened it, and he actually sounds quite normal??

Boards charters do!

I haven't read the email yet

Larianne

Every hole's a goal?

The_Morrigan

Larianne wrote: »

Every hole's a goal?

Larianne, you are the closest!

Larianne

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Larianne, you are the closest!

A hole is a hole is a goal? :pac:

Okay I'll stop guessing..

That_Guy

Hole In One? :pac:

mstan

holedemom???

Denisejcc

The_Morrigan wrote: »

I have just got a mail from a guy with the most off putting username EVER!

I'm afraid to even read the email now!

I think I know exactly who youre talking about.. I didnt answer him, based on that kind of username I knew I wouldnt be interested!:eek:

FewFew

Every Hole is a golden goal ?

parker kent

Denisejcc wrote: »

I think I know exactly who youre talking about.. I didnt answer him, based on that kind of username I knew I wouldnt be interested!:eek:

Is he called "I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_cuddles" :P

Funny if somebody actually was called that on one of the sites :pac:

The_Morrigan

parker kent wrote: »

Is he called "I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_cuddles" :P

Funny if somebody actually was called that on one of the sites :pac:

No PK I've already said his ID has "hole" in it!

101001

The_Morrigan wrote: »

No PK I've already said his ID has "hole" in it!

I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_hole_cuddles

Im right, right?

FewFew

101001 wrote: »

I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_hole_cuddles

Im right, right?

Nah, that's my handle, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't dare provoke the scorn of The Morrigan :pac:

The_Morrigan

Fewcifur wrote: »

Nah, that's my handle, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't dare provoke the scorn of The Morrigan :pac:

Ah so you do listen!

FGR

DaMoleWithDaHole ?

Pole4aHole?

/can see banning and locking looming.

cyrusdvirus

101001 wrote: »

I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_hole_cuddles

Im right, right?

No no no no no.....

It's I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_cuddles_____In_me_hole_I_want_a_shag_and_think_my_witty_name_will_help

parker kent

The_Morrigan wrote: »

No PK I've already said his ID has "hole" in it!

I hadn't finished typing my joke....

"I_want_a_lovely_girl_for_romantic_cuddles_whilst_I_try_for_a_hole_in_one"

Catchy.

FewFew

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Ah so you do listen!

I do try, though I'm somewhat disappointed that your username is actually The Morrigan, I was just adding the "the" for comic effect. Damn.

The_Morrigan

Fewcifur wrote: »

I do try, though I'm somewhat disappointed that your username is actually The Morrigan, I was just adding the "the" for comic effect. Damn.

You can call me Morri!


Actually Few, why would the "the" add comic effect... hhhmmm

cyrusdvirus

The_Morrigan wrote: »

You can call my Morri!

What's a morri?

cyrusdvirus

There is a new yardstick for telling when things are bad......

When you are using 2 (or more) different sites and the same wimmin types keep on cropping up!!!

stupidusername

gatecrash wrote: »

There is a new yardstick for telling when things are bad......

When you are using 2 (or more) different sites and the same wimmin types keep on cropping up!!!

it's a small country. can't be helped really.

cyrusdvirus

stupidusername wrote: »

it's a small country. can't be helped really.

i know. But it's still really depressing!!

FewFew

The_Morrigan wrote: »

You can call me Morri!


Actually Few, why would the "the" add comic effect... hhhmmm

It adds a dramatic weight. Like instead of saying "I've got AIDS" people sometimes say "I've got the AIDS" and then an extension of that is obviously "I've got the bad AIDS". Also it marks you out as a person of prominence and renown, like, changing someone from "oh he's a bard" to "oh he's The Bard".

Morri, that's cute, like that movie.



And yes GC, it's pretty rough when you get matched to the same person on multiple sites and they get to shoot ya down twice Also, the sneaky ones that use different pictures and you're attracted to both = double snare!

manafana

right made one final go with few well typed messages this evening to see if get any biters. Would like get conversation going but not much luck so far. If not getting replies might take break for week or two.

cyrusdvirus

Fewcifur wrote: »

And yes GC, it's pretty rough when you get matched to the same person on multiple sites and they get to shoot ya down twice Also, the sneaky ones that use different pictures and you're attracted to both = double snare!

well i'm quite enjoying the fact that those few who deleted/unread and obviously consider themselves too good for me are......... online, on a dating site at 9:45 of a Saturday evening!!!

The_Morrigan

Fewcifur wrote: »

It adds a dramatic weight. Like instead of saying "I've got AIDS" people sometimes say "I've got the AIDS" and then an extension of that is obviously "I've got the bad AIDS". Also it marks you out as a person of prominence and renown, like, changing someone from "oh he's a bard" to "oh he's The Bard".

Morri, that's cute, like that movie.



And yes GC, it's pretty rough when you get matched to the same person on multiple sites and they get to shoot ya down twice Also, the sneaky ones that use different pictures and you're attracted to both = double snare!

But Few I am cute so the name suits!

Yeah I get annoyed by the matching to the same guys all the time, there should be a function to strike off a guy/girl from your matches if you are not interested in them!

stupidusername

gatecrash wrote: »

well i'm quite enjoying the fact that those few who deleted/unread and obviously consider themselves too good for me are......... online, on a dating site at 9:45 of a Saturday evening!!!

that's hardly a fair judgement to make of people.

FewFew

gatecrash wrote: »

well i'm quite enjoying the fact that those few who deleted/unread and obviously consider themselves too good for me are......... online, on a dating site at 9:45 of a Saturday evening!!!

Ah it's that kind of thinking that'll keep ya locked in a glass cage of emotion. I think one of my profiles says "If you feel guilty because you're not out on a Friday night then you're not for me" or something like that. These norms of society are gonna crush us all, like the peeps that go to the same club every week because they're afraid of not being seen.

cyrusdvirus

stupidusername wrote: »

that's hardly a fair judgement to make of people.

What part? The part where i wrote up a mail and someone decided to have a look at the picture attached and say EEEEEWWW delete delete delete, or where i got a nasty li'l kick out of the fact that they actually are not as great as they thought cos we're both doing the same thing this evening?

cyrusdvirus

Fewcifur wrote: »

Ah it's that kind of thinking that'll keep ya locked in a glass cage of emotion. I think one of my profiles says "If you feel guilty because you're not out on a Friday night then you're not for me" or something like that. These norms of society are gonna crush us all, like the peeps that go to the same club every week because they're afraid of not being seen.

Oh i don't feel guilty about being in on a Saturday at all. I was out all last weekend, and most of my mates are in the same boat, stoney ass broke!!

stupidusername

gatecrash wrote: »

What part? The part where i wrote up a mail and someone decided to have a look at the picture attached and say EEEEEWWW delete delete delete, or where i got a nasty li'l kick out of the fact that they actually are not as great as they thought cos we're both doing the same thing this evening?

the part where you imply someone is 'sad' because they're in on a saturday night.

cyrusdvirus

stupidusername wrote: »

the part where you imply someone is 'sad' because they're in on a saturday night.

Where did i say that??

Lets just agree to disagree on this one stupid, cos i think you MIGHT be reading a bit too much into it.

stupidusername

gatecrash wrote: »

Where did i say that??

Lets just agree to disagree on this one stupid, cos i think you MIGHT be reading a bit too much into it.

gatecrash wrote: »

those few who deleted/unread and obviously consider themselves too good for me are......... online, on a dating site at 9:45 of a Saturday evening!!!

well there is where.

parker kent

gatecrash wrote: »

Where did i say that??

Lets just agree to disagree on this one stupid, cos i think you MIGHT be reading a bit too much into it.

Surely you saying this does not need to be read into:

well i'm quite enjoying the fact that those few who deleted/unread and obviously consider themselves too good for me are......... online, on a dating site at 9:45 of a Saturday evening!!!

I think most people will see this as you implying people not out on a Saturday night are lame (or whatever synonym for lame you wish to use).

cyrusdvirus

Okaaaay then

make mental note to stay from the crazy people....

Did either of you 2 actually think to wonder HOW i saw that these people are in on a saturday night.....because i am too... So why would i say all people who are in on a saturday night are lame/sad whatever....when I'm one of them???

Thanks for your input and attempts to have an argument.

The_Morrigan

parker kent wrote: »

I think most people will see this as you implying people not out on a Saturday night are lame (or whatever synonym for lame you wish to use).

I don't read it like that at all, obviously you two are on the same wavelength though :rolleyes:

I read that more to mean that those people didn't give GC a chance and yet they, in their choices, maybe no better off in the long run as they are still searching.

I think the Saturday night reference is more to do with when the message was written, nothing more.

parker kent

Self-deprecating exists as a description for a reason.

What exactly did that sentence mean then? Why are you happy they are in on a Saturday night? Worried they'll get a chill? :pac:

stupidusername

gatecrash wrote: »

Okaaaay then

make mental note to stay from the crazy people....

Did either of you 2 actually think to wonder HOW i saw that these people are in on a saturday night.....because i am too... So why would i say all people who are in on a saturday night are lame/sad whatever....when I'm one of them???

Thanks for your input and attempts to have an argument.

I wasn't trying to have an argument, why would I do that with a stranger over something that doesn't matter to me? I'm not. I just saw something that seemed a little hate-filled and was calling you out on it. didn't mean to get you pissed off.

parker kent

The_Morrigan wrote: »

I don't read it like that at all, obviously you two are on the same wavelength though :rolleyes:

We are alright. To quote Charlie Sheen, ""I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars." :pac:

But seriously, surely it is reasonable to read the post the way I did? It is a pretty common thing to say that being in on a Saturday is not the coolest thing in the world.

I wasn't attacking him, just pointing out that he may have said something that sounded harsher than he intended.

cyrusdvirus

I am far from pissed off.

I am quite relaxed to be honest, had a nice day at home, got a lot done, made a lovely dinner.
Went another day without a smoke, which i'm happy about.
The only hate filled bit of me is the part that is SCREAMING out for tobacco, and not getting any!!


Oh, and Parker, The Morrigan got EXACTLY what i was saying.....

The_Morrigan

parker kent wrote: »

We are alright. To quote Charlie Sheen, ""I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars." :pac:

But seriously, surely it is reasonable to read the post the way I did? It is a pretty common thing to say that being in on a Saturday is not the coolest thing in the world.

I wasn't attacking him, just pointing out that he may have said something that sounded harsher than he intended.

Yes but PK it was only you and Stupid that jumped down his throat over it.

PK I know you're a smart guy now I can't believe you didn't spot the connection between the post and the time it was posted

FewFew

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Yes but PK it was only you and Stupid that jumped down his throat over it.

PK I know you're a smart guy now I can't believe you didn't spot the connection between the post and the time it was posted

Phew! Until I read this I thought I was lumped in with the crazies... which wouldn't be unusual, but in this case I'm far more mellow yellow than red rage. And my guitar is tropical marine blue, how do you do.

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

that's hardly a fair judgement to make of people.

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Yes but PK it was only you and Stupid that jumped down his throat over it.

PK I know you're a smart guy now I can't believe you didn't spot the connection between the post and the time it was posted

how exactly is what I said jumping down anybodies throat?

cyrusdvirus

Fewcifur wrote: »

Phew! Until I read this I thought I was lumped in with the crazies... which wouldn't be unusual, but in this case I'm far more mellow yellow than red rage. Any my guitar is tropical marine blue, how do you do.

naa I don't think you're crazy fewc....you warned me off the milk thief. That proves a level of altruism that ensures you CAN'T be crazy

The_Morrigan

Stupid I'm not getting into a tit-for-tat with you over this, you misinterpreted what GC said and he has clarified his position since.

End of.

cyrusdvirus

stupidusername wrote: »

how exactly is what I said jumping down anybodies throat?

you called me hate filled....

I'm going over to the corner to have a little cry now... :pac:

parker kent

The_Morrigan wrote: »

Yes but PK it was only you and Stupid that jumped down his throat over it.

PK I know you're a smart guy now I can't believe you didn't spot the connection between the post and the time it was posted

I am aware it is Saturday night, I didn't really need that pointed out nor does it change my point. It could easily be interpreted as sayingas saying people are sad for being in on a Saturday night. Which could be saying "look they are no different to me" or something similar.

Talk about making a mountain out of molehill. I didn't jump down anybodies throat.

FewFew

gatecrash wrote: »

naa I don't think you're crazy fewc....you warned me off the milk thief. That proves a level of altruism that ensures you CAN'T be crazy

All I wanted was a cup of tea... but she drank every drop. She was welcome to all but a mouthful, I'm not a milk hoarder, but she was like a junkie who had to inject the full syringe. I hear the glazed look in her eyes marked her as a person possessed, otherwise Mags would have saved the day. Truly a story worthy of a song.

cyrusdvirus

parker kent wrote: »

I am aware it is Saturday night, I didn't really need that pointed out nor does it change my point. It could easily be interpreted as sayingas saying people are sad for being in on a Saturday night. Which could be saying "look they are no different to me" or something similar.

Talk about making a mountain out of molehill. I didn't jump down anybodies throat.

yes, talk about a mountain and a molehill.

You mis read my comment, refuse to believe it could mean ANYTHING other than what you interpreted it to be, despite clarification, and yet you won't let it go....

I'm going back to my corner now....

cyrusdvirus

Fewcifur wrote: »

All I wanted was a cup of tea... but she drank every drop. She was welcome to all but a mouthful, I'm not a milk hoarder, but she was like a junkie who had to inject the full syringe. I hear the glazed look in her eyes marked her as a person possessed, otherwise Mags would have saved the day. Truly a story worthy of a song.

She could be dangerous to have at a breakfast buffet.